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Tamil SMS Jokes

Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la

Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la Silentlathan use pannanumnu Manager sollittaar.
Staff2: Yen???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Athan!!!

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholthan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Intha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kodu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!

Kadhal Enbathu

Kadhal Enbathu Bank Locker Mathriii,
Naamai lifea eppathavathu vachurukulam
eppa vendalum eduthu kolalam.

Kalyanam enbathu kovil undiyal maathri,
thirimbii kidakaiva kidaikaathu!

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Parthiban: Naan solara

Parthiban: Naan solara thannila neechal adipiya?
Vadivelu: Naan evlo periya neechal veeran theriuma??
Parthiben: Intha tumler thannila neechal adi pakkalam
Vadivelu: Ennaathuu!!???

Intha Oorla Saappadu

Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga Vikkum?
Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa,
Entha Oorla saapittalum,

Thondaila than “VIKKUM”.

A man is having Rs.200

A man is having Rs.200 but he gave 100 Rs each for 4 beggars

Intha kanakku sariya thappa?

Thappilla…, it is correct.

Eppadi?

Because,

4 peruku nallathu panna ethuvume thappilla..

Annae, ATM machine’la

Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine’la visiting card’da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma ‘nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi’ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

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Friend 1: cigarette

Friend 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum

Friend 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhuthu

Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da

Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da va paarpom….!!!
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.

Conductor: Nee eppavum

Conductor: Nee eppavum padiyile
nikiriye ne enna watch mana..
BOY: ne eppavum sillarai kekuraiye
ne enna pichaikarana..