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Kalyana Veetil

Kalyana Veetil Serupai Tholaithavan
Ezuthiya Oru kavithai.
Ulle Oru Jodi Searnthu vittathu…
Veliye Oru Jodi Tholainthu Vittathu…

Friendship Vs Love Tamil Funny SMS

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

2 / 10 = 2 enga proof pannuga pakkalam

2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

school student: engaluku thariyala.

medical student: it’s impossible.

engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.

arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..

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T.Nagar ponal..

T.Nagar ponal tea vangalam, ana
Virudu nagar pona virudu vaanga mudiyuma

Kadhal enbadhu

Kadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri.,
Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri.,
Evanum thooka maataan!!

Serial Paathu

Serial Paathu Alurai Pengala Vida

Kalyanam CD Paathu Alurai Aangal than ulagathilai aathiyam.

Athigama Weight

Athigama Weight irukura POOCHI Edhu Theriyuma??

Theriyalaya???

MOOOTAPOOCHI.!

Is ok dont cry ithu ellam sagacham.

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Love enbathu

Love enbathu mobile’la vara call mathri,
seriya use pannatil MISS call avidum.

BUT

Wife enbathu Message mathri naangal use panninalam,
use pannatilum athu inbox’la poi SAVE avidum.

Train’la Ponaal

Train’la Ponaal Kaasau Save Panalam
Plane’la Ponaal Timeu Save pannalam
Aaanal lovelu ponal thaadiya koodai shaave panna mudiyathu.

Kann adiththu

“Kann adiththu paarthen aval mayangavillai”

“Kattaiyal adithen udane mayangi vittaal”

– Nammakita mayangatha figure illa pa.

Lunch box la

Lunch box la lunch irunda atha paarkalam

but

match box la match parka mudiyuma..

Man1: Naan dhinamum

Man1: Naan dhinamum 4lu maniku elam elunduduvan
Man2: Apadiya
Man1: Aaama aduku meala thoongina yeanga lab supervisor naai madiri kathuvaru

Amma adichadarkku

Naina: Amma adichadarkku yaenda ippadi aluvara?
Son: Unnai maadiri ennala vali thanga mudiyadhu naina.

En lover romba kanjam di

En lover romba kanjam di.
Edha vachhu sollura di?
Beach’la poi sundal saapida’laamna,
kovilukku poi saapidalamm endru solluraaru.

Son: Appa, ungala vida

Son: Appa, ungala vida amma periyavangala?
Father: illa, aen?
Son: Neenga than sonneenga periyavangala ethirthu pesa koodadu endru.
Adha vachu than solluren.

Man1: Vaanga.!

Man1: Vaanga.! Vaanga.!, Neenga Mapla Vetukarara,
Ponnu vetukarara ?…
Man2 : illainga… Naan Ponnoda Palaya Veetukarar.?

Ennathan oru ponnu

Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhaalum,
aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa.

7 Paramparaikku

7 Paramparaikku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthaalum
fast food kadaila ninnukittu thaan saapidanum!

Son : appa enaku

Son : appa enaku bike vangi kodunga…
Dad : kadavul namaku 2 kaal yethuku koduthirukaru? .
Son : onnu gear poda… Inonu break poda… .
Dad : ???

Man1: Ethuku sir

Man1: Ethuku sir padichukittu irukura payyana potu ippadi adikiringa?
Man2: Summa irunga sir, examuku kooda pogama padichukitu irukan sir..

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.

Bank manager: Maadu vanga loan

Bank manager: Maadu vanga loan kekkureengale…
Eppadi kattuveenga?
Farmer: Kayaru pottuthan kattuven sir.

Singam thoongum pothu

Singam thoongum pothu nee eluppinaalum,
nee thoongum pothu singam eluppinaalum,
sangu unakku than.
so
enna disturb pannatha na thoonga poren…. eppudi!

Road’la pora

Road’la pora ponna partha “PORIKINU” Soluranga…

BUT

Veetula poi ponna partha “MAAPPLA’NU”
Soluranga…
Wat a crazy society…!!!!!

What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor?

What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor?
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!!!,
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!

Unga Lover

Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu.

American & IND

American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.

American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.

Dey said ok & jumped..

American princi: C d guts..

IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.

They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.

IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D

Vaa nanum

Avan: Vaa nanum neeyum odidlam
Aval: seruppu pinjidum
avan:kaila edthuttu odidalam

marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
thaichuttu odidalam

marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
pudhusu vangittu odidlam

What is the difference

What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!

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