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Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da

Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da va paarpom….!!!
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.

Practical-ukkum

Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….

Teacher padam nadathi

Teacher padam nadathi kondirukumbothu.. ..
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher ???

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Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.

Namma college’la

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?

American & IND

American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.

American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.

Dey said ok & jumped..

American princi: C d guts..

IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.

They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.

IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D

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Elephant and erumbu

Elephant and erumbu were classmates.
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.

Why?

Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..

Avagadro Number

Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.

Padithu mudichadarkku

Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.

Vittu Koduppathu

Vittu Koduppathu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!

Teacher: Mudhal

Teacher: Mudhal masam january!

rendavathu masam Febuary!

Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

Vittu Koduppadhu

Vittu Koduppadhu

Mattum Natpalla

Exam-roomil

Bittu Koduppadhudhan

Unmaiyana NATPU!!!

Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi

Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?

Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!

Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!

In college

In college..,
Boy:i love u
Girl: nan poi idha principal kite
solla poren..
Boy: ayyo loosu principaluku
alredy kalyanam ayidichu

School Boy: Dad

School Boy: Dad, Application form la “MOTHER TONGUE” kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?

Father: “ROMBA NEELAM” nu podu..!!

Stu: sir, enna idhu

Stu: sir, enna idhu..

Sir: Question paper.

Stu: sir, idhu enna

Sir: Answer paper

Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!

Bike irundha Oatta thoanudhu

A Student :

Bike irundha Oatta thoanudhu
T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu
Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu
but Book irundhaa mattum
Yen padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?

TAMIL TEACHER

TAMIL TEACHER – ADITHATHU MANI,
MUDINTHATHU EN PANI

STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI,
JOLLY THAAN INI.

Teacher: Indha period fulla

Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!

Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?

Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam

Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam nadathum pothu saami kumbudra..

Student: Enga amma thaan thoongarathuku munnadi
sami kumbida sonnanga athan.!

College Kolaveri

College Kolaveri:
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study… hw to study..wre to study nw –
God’m dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.

LkG boy on phone

LkG boy on phone:

Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan
avanuku udambuku mudiala.

TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?

BOY: enga Appa pesuren.

LKG Girl: Dai, Enga

LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum
en kitta vachukatha!

LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku ‘Z’ varaikkum theriyum
nee engitta vaal Aattaatha
Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!

University FIRST

University FIRST Vara IDEA!!!

4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…

Apparam Enna Neengadhaan
UNIVERSITY FIRST…

professor – yenda 20

Professor: Yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?

Student: Enga appa eppavume solluvar
” oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu’nu”…..

Hai teacher

Hai teacher,
I’m ——-,
Naan ithu solliye aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i am geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichene.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathe.

College mudiyura

College mudiyura varaikkum than irukum

But

arrear enbathu mama ponnu madhiri

nammalaye suthi suthi varum..:)

LKG Boy: Dai

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit
eduthudu poniye ennachu?

Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.