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Oru car’a rendu per

Oru car’a rendu per sernthu thallinanga, aana car nagarave illa yen?

Munnadi oruthar, pinnadi oruthar thallinanga. athan.

One day a man bought

One day a man bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge;
you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la

Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la Silentlathan use pannanumnu Manager sollittaar.
Staff2: Yen???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Athan!!!

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Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholthan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Intha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kodu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!

Kadhal Enbathu

Kadhal Enbathu Bank Locker Mathriii,
Naamai lifea eppathavathu vachurukulam
eppa vendalum eduthu kolalam.

Kalyanam enbathu kovil undiyal maathri,
thirimbii kidakaiva kidaikaathu!

Parthiban: Naan solara

Parthiban: Naan solara thannila neechal adipiya?
Vadivelu: Naan evlo periya neechal veeran theriuma??
Parthiben: Intha tumler thannila neechal adi pakkalam
Vadivelu: Ennaathuu!!???

Intha Oorla Saappadu

Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga Vikkum?
Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa,
Entha Oorla saapittalum,

Thondaila than “VIKKUM”.

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A man is having Rs.200

A man is having Rs.200 but he gave 100 Rs each for 4 beggars

Intha kanakku sariya thappa?

Thappilla…, it is correct.

Eppadi?

Because,

4 peruku nallathu panna ethuvume thappilla..

Annae, ATM machine’la

Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine’la visiting card’da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma ‘nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi’ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

Friend 1: cigarette

Friend 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum

Friend 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhuthu

Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da

Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da va paarpom….!!!
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.

Conductor: Nee eppavum

Conductor: Nee eppavum padiyile
nikiriye ne enna watch mana..
BOY: ne eppavum sillarai kekuraiye
ne enna pichaikarana..

Practical-ukkum

Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….

Man1: Naan dhinamum

Man1: Naan dhinamum 4lu maniku elam elunduduvan
Man2: Apadiya
Man1: Aaama aduku meala thoongina yeanga lab supervisor naai madiri kathuvaru

Amma adichadarkku

Naina: Amma adichadarkku yaenda ippadi aluvara?
Son: Unnai maadiri ennala vali thanga mudiyadhu naina.

En lover romba kanjam di

En lover romba kanjam di.
Edha vachhu sollura di?
Beach’la poi sundal saapida’laamna,
kovilukku poi saapidalamm endru solluraaru.

Son: Appa, ungala vida

Son: Appa, ungala vida amma periyavangala?
Father: illa, aen?
Son: Neenga than sonneenga periyavangala ethirthu pesa koodadu endru.
Adha vachu than solluren.

En payyan seidha velai naala

En payyan seidha velai naala ennala veliya thalaiya kaata mudiyala!
Appadi enna pannaan?
En “WIG”gai kuppaiyila thooki pottuttan.

Teacher padam nadathi

Teacher padam nadathi kondirukumbothu.. ..
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher ???

Stunt Master’rai kalyanam

Stunt Master’rai kalyanam pannathu thappa poyidhuchu.

Women2: Yen?

Women1: Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi’kittu varaaru!

Wife: Velai Seiyumbodhu

Wife: Velai Seiyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga’nu Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu?

Velaikkaari: Nalla Sollungamma.! Naanum solli solli Aluththu Poyitten!!.

Namma college’la

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?

Two foxes went to the jungle

Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions.
Eppadi kandupudippenga?
‘Bi-Nari’ search..

Kathal kalyanam

Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Yen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach’la nadathi,
saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachutanga.

Wife: Yenga

Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Padithu mudichadarkku

Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.

Oru Ponna

Oru Ponna

Thala Guninji

Nadaka

Vaiknumna,

Ponna

Peathavanga

Yenna

Seiyanum?

Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

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Card Pota

Pothum….!

Teacher: Mudhal

Teacher: Mudhal masam january!

rendavathu masam Febuary!

Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam

Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam,

thangachi frienda thangachiyaa ninaikalam

but…

Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?