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Oru car’a rendu per

Oru car’a rendu per sernthu thallinanga, aana car nagarave illa yen?

Munnadi oruthar, pinnadi oruthar thallinanga. athan.

One day a man bought

One day a man bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge;
you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la

Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la Silentlathan use pannanumnu Manager sollittaar.
Staff2: Yen???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Athan!!!

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Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholthan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Intha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kodu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!

Kadhal Enbathu

Kadhal Enbathu Bank Locker Mathriii,
Naamai lifea eppathavathu vachurukulam
eppa vendalum eduthu kolalam.

Kalyanam enbathu kovil undiyal maathri,
thirimbii kidakaiva kidaikaathu!

Parthiban: Naan solara

Parthiban: Naan solara thannila neechal adipiya?
Vadivelu: Naan evlo periya neechal veeran theriuma??
Parthiben: Intha tumler thannila neechal adi pakkalam
Vadivelu: Ennaathuu!!???

Intha Oorla Saappadu

Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga Vikkum?
Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa,
Entha Oorla saapittalum,

Thondaila than “VIKKUM”.

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A man is having Rs.200

A man is having Rs.200 but he gave 100 Rs each for 4 beggars

Intha kanakku sariya thappa?

Thappilla…, it is correct.

Eppadi?

Because,

4 peruku nallathu panna ethuvume thappilla..

Annae, ATM machine’la

Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine’la visiting card’da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma ‘nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi’ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

Friend 1: cigarette

Friend 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum

Friend 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhuthu