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Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi

Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?

Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!

Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!

Oru veetla

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?

Yennadhaan

Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,

kannagi photova download pannum podhu,

system sollura message,

ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING!

Adhaan ulagam.

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Oru Ponna

Oru Ponna

Thala Guninji

Nadaka

Vaiknumna,

Ponna

Pethavanga

Yenna

Seiyanum?

Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

Athula Free Msg

Card Pota

Pothum….!

Whats diffrerence bw

Whats diffrerence bw

Wats diff between first ni8 & last ni8?

poo mela ne viluntha athu 1st ni8.

Un mela poo viluntha athu last ni8…

Konjam Methuva Nada

Konjam Methuva Nada.!

Weightaana Porula Thookatha.!

Sariya Nerathuku Saappidu!

Udamba Paarthuko!

Yaenna idhu

10(OCTOBER) – aavadhu Maasam.!

Kamala oru cup coffee

Kamala oru cup coffee

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…!?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

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Father : Rank card engeda?

Father : Rank card engeda?

Son : Inthangappa..

Father : idiot u failed in 5 subject?! Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey..

Son : ok da maapla sceana podamaa signa podu

Hus : naan sethutta

Hus : naan sethutta yenna pannuva?
Wif : unga koodave naanum sethuduven
Hus : josiysakkaran appavey sonnan sethalum saniyan unna vidathunnu..

Man 1: Ethuku sir

Man 1: Ethuku sir padichukittu irukura paiyana pottu ippadi adikiringa?
Man.2:  Summa irunga sir,examuku kooda pogama padichukitu irukan sir..

Busla Pona

Busla Pona… Kasa Save Panalam…
Autola Pona.. Neratha Save Panalam…
Aana Ponnu Pinadi Pona…
Thaadi Kooda Save Pana Mudiyathu.

Yennadi un kanavar

Yennadi un kanavar un nightiye mattikittu thuni thuvaikkiraru?

Doorathilirundhu paarvankalukku yenna madhiri theriyumam athan.

AEROPLANE: Hai

AEROPLANE: Hai friend eppadi nee mattum…
ennai vida ivvalavu fasta pora!
ROCKET: Poda goiayala… unakkum pinnala
nerupu vacha theriyum…?

Yenda naai padam

Yenda naai padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?

Yenna athu vaayillaa praani sir…

Mandhiri: manna!

Mandhiri: manna! porukku thayaraga solli
pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.

Pulikesi: ‘SMS sending failed’ yendru thirupi anupividu.

Income tax officer: Unga officela

Income tax officer: Unga officela yaar, yaar lanjam vaanguranga ?

Staff: Sonna yevlo tharuveenga ?

Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala

Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kalai”

But…

Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kolai”

Indha ulagathulayae

Indha ulagathulayae adhigama DEGREE vaanginadhu yaarunu theriyumaa?

Vera yaaru..Namma SURIYAN thaan..

Nethu mattum 103 degree..

Stu: sir, enna idhu

Stu: sir, enna idhu..

Sir: Question paper.

Stu: sir, idhu enna

Sir: Answer paper

Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!

Boy: Ungappa kitta

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna
LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..

Bus Poita

Bus Poita Bus Stand Angaye Than Irukum

Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodave Pogum..

Kuraikkira Naai

Kuraikkira Naai Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhe

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiya mudiyaadhilla athaan.

Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum

Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum

Husband : Kamala

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

Boy:nenga romba

Boy:nenga romba alaga irukinga

Girl:thanks

Boy:unga thangachi ungala vida super

Girl: poda naaye

Boy: athu unga rendu pera vida supero super!!

Wats diff between first ni8

Wats diff between first ni8 & last ni8?

poo mela ne viluntha athu 1st ni8.

Un mela poo viluntha athu last ni8…

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?

TAMIL TEACHER

TAMIL TEACHER – ADITHATHU MANI,
MUDINTHATHU EN PANI

STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI,
JOLLY THAAN INI.

Boy: Penne en

Boy: Penne en idhayathukul Vaa
Girl : Serupa kezhatava.
Boy: loosu, loosu, yen idhayam enna kovila ? appadiye vaa.!

Pogumpothe

Pogumpothe
Rasitthu vittu
Po..!

Thirumbi
vanthaal
irukkaathu..!

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