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Indha Ulagathula

Indha Ulagathula
Irukura
Ella pasangalum
Naasama
Poradhuku Karanam..

Nanban sonna Oru vaarthai.

“Machan Ava Unna Thaan da Paakura.!

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”

Teacher: Indha period fulla

Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!

Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?

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Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam

Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam nadathum pothu saami kumbudra..

Student: Enga amma thaan thoongarathuku munnadi
sami kumbida sonnanga athan.!

Teacher: Oru kozhi

Teacher: Oru kozhi kootu kulla 5 kozhi muttai yum
1 vaathu muttai yum irukku,
idhula irundhu enna theriyathu ?

Student: kozhiyoda nadathai sari illanu theriyuthu..!

Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum

Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum enna difference ?

Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.

Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.

College Kolaveri

College Kolaveri:
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study… hw to study..wre to study nw –
God’m dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.

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LkG boy on phone

LkG boy on phone:

Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan
avanuku udambuku mudiala.

TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?

BOY: enga Appa pesuren.

Un Vaalkai

Un Vaalkai Irutaaga Irunthal
Kadavulidam Prarthanai Sei.

Apdium Irutaa Irunthal,
Chance’e illa.

Current Bill’a kattidhan Aganum!

Wife: Raathri mobile

Wife: Raathri mobile charge podathinga,
Battery blast aagidum

Hus: Enakku theriyum,
athukku thaan battery’a eduthuttu charge poduren..

Man1: Enga veetuku

Man1: Enga veetuku paambu vandhiduchu.
Apram paampatiya kooptu adichom.

Man2: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku
paambatiya yenda adichinga.

Father: Magale

Father: Magale, Munnadi lam nee appa nu koopiduva?
Ippo lam en DADDY nu koopidura?

Daughter: Appadi koopitta Lipstick kalainjidum daddy..

Excuesme, vaigai

Sar: Excuesme, vaigai exp poiducha?
T.T.E:; No. Sar: Pandian?
T.T.E: No. Sar::Nellai?
T.T.E: No, sir..Neeng yenga poganum?
Sar:: “Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum………

Man1: Yennappa

Man1: Yennappa idly chillunu irukku?

Man2: Boardla yenna pottu irukku..

Man1: Ariya Bhawan

Man2: Appurum enna suudava erukkum! koyyla

professor – yenda 20

Professor: Yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?

Student: Enga appa eppavume solluvar
” oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu’nu”…..

Walk in ur own way

Walk in ur own way,
Love in ur own way,
Think in ur own way,
Talk in ur own way,
Help in ur own way,
Then u will hear
“tharadhula yar pechayum kekkathu”

WIFE:ennanga enakku

WIFE:ennanga enakku en thankachiya parkkanum pola irukku
ava kudava irukanum pola iruku

HUSBAND:nan ninaichen. nee sollitta..

Man1: anna software

Man1: anna software na enna?
hardware na enna?

Man2: ade bluetooth mandaiya
sediya pudunguna software
maratha pudunguna hardware …

Girl: En birthday

Girl: En birthday kku enan tharuveenga?

Boy: Yenna venum?

Girl: oru ring kodunga pothum.

Boy: Land line la iruntha or mobile la iruntha?

Patient: Doctor….

Patient: Doctor…. Valikkama Oosi Podunga…

Doctor: Nursai Oosi Poda Sollungannu Sollama Solreenga…
Appadithane?

Patient: Dr, Enaku

Patient: Dr, Enaku Bus’la’ Utkaandha Udane
Thookam Varudhu

Dr: Nalladhu Thaane

Patient: Puriyaama Pesadhinga Dr. Naan Thaan
Bus Driver.

Tamil naatla

Tamil naatla current kuda eppa cut pannuvanganu
pasangaluku correct’a theriyum.

But

Intha ponunga eppa love’a
cut panuvanganu solave mudiyathu.

Girl: Enakku vera payanoda

Girl: Enakku vera payanoda marriage fix ayyudichu.

Boy: Enakku Theriyum

Girl: Eppadi?

Boy: Kalaila kudukudupukaran
“nalla kaalam porakuthunu” sonnan.

Hai teacher

Hai teacher,
I’m ——-,
Naan ithu solliye aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i am geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichene.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathe.

Enna mssg anupurathe

Enna mssg anupurathe illa?

Time ilaya?

Msg offer ilaya?

Interest ilaya?

Balance ilaya?

Illana Intha singathuku message anuppa bayama?

‘KADHAL’ Oru Vithyasamana

‘KADHAL’
Oru Vithyasamana Kaadu,
Angu MattumThan
Pullimangal Singangalai Sirai Vaikum!
BY,
Thapiya Singangalil Oru “Singa kutty”..

Dr Monitor MBBS

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.

Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.

Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.

Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist…

January 14’kum

January 14’kum Februavary 14’kum yenna vidyasam?

Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14

Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

Love Marriage ikkum

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum
enna difference??

naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage…
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

College mudiyura

College mudiyura varaikkum than irukum

But

arrear enbathu mama ponnu madhiri

nammalaye suthi suthi varum..:)