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Brush Pannatha Pallum

Brush Pannatha Pallum…
SMS Anupadha Cellum… Nalla irunthadha
Sarithrame illa!… Sari! Sms thaan anupala…
Pallaavathu vilakkunga..

U vs Me Funny SMS

Naan – Neruppu Nee – Paruppu
Naan – Aagayam Nee – Vengayam
Naan – Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.
Neeyum forward pannikko

Naan unkita ennada vaangittu vara sonnen?

Gowndamani: Naan unkita ennada vaangittu vara sonnen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikuthu….

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Nee msg Pannaama

Nee msg Pannaama irukkum Podhu Unnai Kollanum Pola irukku,

Aana,

‘Forest IPC312 Rule’ padi KORANGA Konnaa 2 arusham JAIL,
Adhan Yosikiren 🙂

Figure illana

Figure illana college waste sugar illanna coffe waste.
Love illanna life waste.
Moon illana sky waste.
Chellam Nee illana ….
Zoo waste!….

Meaning of SMS

Meaning of SMS:
S-Singam Anuppi
M-Monkey Padikira
S-Small File
Enna Paakkura?
Yaarukavadhu Forward Panni Neeyum Singam’a Maaridu!

“kalaichify”

Use this to “kalaichify” your friends:
Theriyum illa Theriyadhu mattum badhil sollunga;
Neenga oru MENTAL enbadhu unga nanbargalukku theriyuma?

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What is the difference

What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!

Oru veetla

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru

nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?

Theriyatha kaatrum

Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum…
Endrume azhagu thaan..

Oru veetla

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?

Aasai & perasai

Aasai & perasai: small difference

nee alagaa irukanumnu nenacha adhu aasai

but,

surya pola alagaa irukunumnu nenacha adhu perasai..

Yesterday i decided

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message, after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum…!

Kappalukku Kalangarai

Kappalukku Kalangarai Vilakku..,
Kalyaanathuku Kuthu Villaku..,
Karthigaiku Agal Vilakku..,
Chellam…!
Aanaa Nee Dhinamum Palla Vilakku..,
Ha Ha Ha……

Yellow colour’a

Yellow colour’a white colour’a matha mudiyuma?

Mudiyum!

Neenga manasu vecha kandipa mudiyum

Puriyalaya

“palla vilakkunga”ayyo ayyo :-

“Poovu”la

”Jothika” konjam Gundu…
“Poovu”la irukum vandu…
“Nallavanga” Seiyrathu Thondu…
Neeyo “Mara Mandu” … Aanalum…
Neethan En “Uyir” friendu.!

“SMS” anuppuravan

“SMS” anuppuravan “KADAVUL”,
“CALL” pannaravan “MANUSAN”.
Na ‘kadavulunu’ proof pannittan,
yenga neenga atleast ‘manishanu’ proof pannunga pakalam!

Brush Pannatha

Brush Pannatha Pallum…
SMS Anupadha Cellum…
Nalla irundhadha Sarithramae illa!…
Sari! Sms thaan anupala…
Pallaavathu vilakkunga..

Theriyatha kaatrum

Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum…
Endrume azhagu thaan..

Enakku oru help

Enakku oru help panraya ?

Morning phone panni helloooo nu mattum sollu PLZ..
Yennaa daily morning NARI OOLAI ITTA
romba nallatham..ok va..

Udambai nalla

Udambai nalla parthuko
Velai velaikku saapidu..
Sariya thoongu nee romba varusam vaazhanum.
Nethu BBC la sonnanga
GORILLA yellam alinchittu varuthaam..

Un kanngal oru

Un kanngal oru thinngalun
kaadhu oru sevvaiun
kannam oru budhanun
mooku oru vyalanun
udhadu oru velli
mothathil nee oru SANI.

GIRL1: Endi unna

GIRL1: Endi unna 8 per sernthu Rep pannirukkanga

nee yean police la sollala?

Girl2- athula orutthan sonnaan

Etthanai per rep panninaalum

unna naan kalyanam pannikkirenu sollitandi…

GIRL.1: YARUDI ATHU?

GIRLI.2: ippa SMS PADICHUTTU IRUKKAARE

ANDHA MAMA  THANDI…

Ellarum unnai

Ellarum unnai

vittu vilagum pothum

Ellorum unnai

verukkum pothum

nee purinthukol

“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….

Mazhayil Nanaya

Mazhayil Nanaya unaku Aaasai thaan,
Irundhum naan kudai Pidipen.
yen endraal?

Un Thalayil ulla kaliman karayamal irukka.

Ungakitta yenakku romba pidichadhu

Ungakitta yenakku romba pidichadhu

1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall

Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum,
Padichikkittu Sirippeengalle Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.

Kulikkum pothu

Kulikkum pothu gavanikka

vendiya 5 mukkiya

vishayangal

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

sorry athu kulikiravangaluku matumdhaan.
not for u.

Unmaikkum Comedykkum

Unmaikkum Comedykkum
Konjam than Vithiyasam

Neenga Romba
Azhaga irukeenga

Idha Naan Sonna
COMEDY.

Idhaye Neenga Sonna UNMAI.
Ha ha ha

Naan onnu solluven

Naan onnu solluven yelundhiruchu oda kudathu

Sollattuma.

Perumal koila Sundal tharangalam.
Eai odathenga.,
nillunga..
nillunga..

Kurumpu illana

Kurumpu illana ilamai illa

Health illana joly illa

Music illana song illa..

kaatru illana uyir illa

Nee illana chellam

DISCOVERY channelae illai !!