Posts Categorized / Teacher & Student Jokes
Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
Student: Yes sir!.
Principal: What’s that book name?
Student: Its facebook…
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?
Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Studant: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
SIR: Poi syallabus vaangittu vaada
STUDENT: Sir Tamilnadu fulla ketten
Citybus irukunguran Airbus irukunguran
Townbus irukunguran Expressbus irukunguran
Point-Point bus irukunguran AC bus irukunguran
Aana Neenga ketta sylla’BUS’ mattum
Busku adiyil paduthu yosipor sangam.
Teacher: Mudhal masam january!
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?
Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!
Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!