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Telugu SMS Jokes

Principal: Write ur father name

Principal: Write ur father name in English.
Student: Temple steps water king.
Principal: are you joking
Student: No sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.

Ad kosam chiru

Ad kosam chiru “Thumps up” taagadu,
Pavan manakosam “Pepsi” taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam “Fanta” taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam “Domex” ayina taagava…?

SOFTWARE MOVIES comming

SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. “C” VEERUDU, “C++” SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM .

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Anandam cheppalenidi

Anandam cheppalenidi
santosham pattalenidi
kopam panikiranidi
sneham maravalenidi
but nidra agalenidi
so keep sleeping…

B.tech chaduvutai

B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav,
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav,
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.

Neekosam oka sweet gift

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Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi.
giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

Nenu 3 domalni champanu

Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.

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Ninnu marchipodamani

Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.
mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam.

Durada vaste

Durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

Bhasha kanna goppadi

Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam…. Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam….
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha…. Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam….
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam..(