Menu

Telugu SMS Jokes

Nenu 3 domalni champanu

Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.

Durada vaste gokkovadaniki

Durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite
maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

Bhasha kanna goppadi

Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam…. Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam….
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha…. Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam….
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam..(

Advertisement

Mitrama vunava?

Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..

Cellphone oka Devalayam

Cellphone oka Devalayam sms danilone Devudu Sms
pampe valu pujari Sms chadive Vallu Bakthulu Chadivi sms
cheyani vallu Temple Bayata ADUKKUNE VALLU

Nee premanu pondalenemo

Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu preminchagalanu…
Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai maraninchagalanu…
Neelo nenu lekapoyina Naa Swasa lo nuvai Nindi unavu.
Nenu maranichina Ee gaalilo swasai ninnu cheruthu neelo Kalisi poovalani Aasha tho…
ITLLU NE “Hari Krishna”….

Teacher : Bhumipai oldest

Teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
Student : Zeebra
Teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi

Advertisement

Anandam cheppalenidi

Anandam cheppalenidi
santosham pattalenidi
kopam panikiranidi
sneham maravalenidi
but nidra agalenidi
so keep sleeping…

Principal: Write ur father name

Principal: Write ur father name in English.
Student: Temple steps water king.
Principal: are you joking
Student: No sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.

Prema eppudu

Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu..