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Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

I wish you peace, love, insight

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight,
relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship…
and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

On this special day

On this special day my duty is to
the fire department when you’ll
blow out those fifty candles.
I’m ready.

Age is a funny thing

Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life,
and also subtracts years from your life.
Whichever way, it is never good news.
Happy birthday.

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Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend

Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend.
Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy
with your antics when we were kids
so that I never was punished!

Congratulations for losing

Congratulations for losing yet another year in your life.
Happy birthday.

Adding yet another year

Adding yet another year to your age is probably
the worst thing that has happened in your life so far.
And guess what, it will keep happening again and again, and again.
Good luck, happy birthday.

I haven’t brought any cake for you

I haven’t brought any cake for you.
Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more.
Happy birthday.

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I tried to find one

I tried to find one of the best cards for you,
but in the end I could manage only this.
Have a wonderful celebration.

On your birthday I want to wish you success

On your birthday I want to wish you success,
wealth and fame so you can give us expensive gifts
and invite us to luxurious parties.
Happy birthday.

Your birth date is very special

Your birth date is very special
because the world found was blessed
with several special people.
But I’m so sorry to tell you
that you are not one of them.