A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman or any other caped crusader.
Long walks and romantic banter,
holding hands and mushy chatter.
All this and a lot more,
everything for you to soar.
After all it’s your special day,
sit back and be pampered in every way.