Funny SMS in Hindi

This PJ will destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-
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GOAL!!
Cheers!

Main to yuhin pani ko
Gour se dekh raha tha..

DOSTO

Itne mein ek machli nikal kar boli
Kamine tere ghar me,
MAA-BEHAN nahi hai kya.

I am police officer
you are under arrest
Bcoz jitne pyare AAP ho
utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm hai.
Is Liye Apako dil ki jail mein umar bhar dosti ki saza di jati hai.

Duniya mein har insaan ka kuch na kuch naam hai,
magar bheed mein jab hum aawaz lagate hai,

Abe o chutiye

Kasam se 20 mein se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai.