Hindi Funny SMS

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

He: I am in love with you totally.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

Jis umar me hamare dant tutate the!

Aaj kal ke bachchco ke..

us umer me dil tute jate hain..!!

“OTFBHFEONGFOA”


uper Diye Huye Words Main Se


O, B, F


Delete Kar Den.


Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift.
Just for you..
By- Kissmiss

Dua h aapki 1 acchi GIRLFREND ho
aapko MISS kare, mujhe KISS kare
aapko PUPPY de mujhe JHAPY de
aapse IQRAR kare,mujse PYAR kare aapke sath ROYE,mere sath soye.

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah 😛

Likhe jo KHAT tuje wo tere YAD me,

Sare padh liye papa ne RAT me,

Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gaye,

Wo”FANAA” wale baal “GHAJNI” ban gaye..

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.

Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.
2sre ne pucha kiya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.