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Main Kehnda Riha Ohnu Apne Dil Diyan,
Par Ohne Khaab Pyar Da Buneya Nahi,
Main Kiha Ek Var Maf Karde,
Ohne Tarla Koi Suneya Nahi,
Main Kar Dita Sab Kuj Ohde Hawale,
Par Ohne Dil Ton Dost Chuneya Nahi,
Main Keh Ditta,
‘Tere Bina Main Mar Challeya’
Oh Hass Ke Kehndi,
‘Kee Kiha?? Mainu Suneya Nahi.’

Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahi milta,
har bagh ko phool ka dular nahi mlta,
maine duniya dekhi hai dost har kisi ko aapsa yaar nhi milta.

Three girls were traveling in a boat.

All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.

Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn’t.

Why?

Because she was a good “KATTAI”..

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

LOVE Pandrappo girls sollaradhukku real meaning:
1. I LOVE U DA (unakku aapu confirm)
2. I MISS U DA (unna tholaichi katta poren)
3. U R MY LIFE (un uyir en kaiyila da)
4. I WANT 2 MARRY U (setthada mavane)

7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.

Girls are like phones.
we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai. 😀

Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence

student: WOW..!!

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.