Similar SMS

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN 😉

Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja..

Unki chahat mein dil majbur ho gaya,
bewfai unka dastur ho gaya,
kasur unka nahi mera tha
mene chaha hi itna tha ki unko gurur ho gaya.

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

A man writing in his diary:
Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!

Ek bar ek baccha class mein aane ko late ho gaya
Teacher gusse se: Kya tumhe period miss hone ka zara bhi ehsas nahi hai.
Ladka: Mam, bahut ehsas hai mujhe.
ek bar meri siste ne meri mom ko kaha ki mujhe period nahi aaye.
ye sun kar meri maa behosh ho gayi,
daddy ko heart attack ho gaya aur hairani ki baat hai hamara driver kaam chod ke baag gaya.

Man1 : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.
Man2 : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.
Man1: Nahi yaar appni behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.

“Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad ‘Rakhi’ ka tyohar hai!”

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga,
ruth gaya wo khuda bhi humse,
jab humne apni har dua mein unka sath maanga.

Dil Ka Dard Ko Zuban Pe Lana Nahi

Ankhon ?E Kabhi Ansu ?Ahana Nahi

Roza ?Hahe Kitna Hi Q Na Lage Tumhein

Iftar ?E Pehle Kuch Khana Nahi.. 😉