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He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!

Free Advice for Boys
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment
karnaa ….
warna 3 Mahine tak notification
aayenge..!!

DUNIA mein achche insan
ki talash mein mat nikalna

kyo ki

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Aaj garmi bahut hai aur

(‘,’) hum ghar
mein hi
_/ /_ hai..

Kal 2 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Puchho Kaise..?

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Bilkul aise
Ab 3 ho gaye. 😀

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

aagr

aagr

aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Mirchi muh ke alawa aur kaha lagti hai?

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kheto mein lagti hai mere dost..

hamesha apni Gaand ke baare mein hi kyo sochte ho?

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!! 😀

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye….. 😛 😀

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!! 😀

Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt,
aur kisi ko miss call marte waqt,
bus ek hi dar rehta hai..?
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Koi utha na le.

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,
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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.

Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??

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Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.

The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!

1 din ravan disco mein gaya
aur
waha jaa kar behosh ho gaya
kyun?
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Kyun ki
waha gate par likha tha
entry fees RS 1500/- per head.

Uss insan se zyada
badnaseeb kaun hoga
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Jiski Maggi mein
Masala ka pouch hi na nikle.

Ha ha ha bichara!!

Summer’s ULTIMATE
Mummy dailouge
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KAMBAKHTO THANDA
PANI PITE HO TO
BOTTLE BHI BHAR KE RAKH DIYA KARO. 😀

Agar mujhse pyar karte ho to

Press Down

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Mujhe pehle se hi shaq tha tujpe..

Saale..

GAY

Dur hi rehna mujhse!! 😀

Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to..

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Uska ek hi secret hai

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Kisi ko batana mat plz

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Akele bhago. 😀

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN 😉

A deadly PJ.

What do u call a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles. 😀

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!! 😀

Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??

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Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,
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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Jab bhi aapko lage ki ab ham aapke achche friend nahi rahe to.

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1 chata maarna khinch ke apne gaal par…
Zyada hi dimaag chalne lage ho aaj kal..

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye….. 😛 😀

College ke piche nadi mein Principle doob raha tha…
Pappu Ne Dekha aur zooor zooor se chillate hue bhaaga..

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kal chhutti hai..
kal chhutti hai.. 😀

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D

Khuda ka shukr hai ki aansu berang hote hai..
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Warna..

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Raaton ko bheeg jane wale takiye kya raaz bayan kar dete.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai. 😀