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Jo dost Apne Jeb se Apne Doston Ko party deta he..

Kamyabi Hamesha Us K Qadam Chumti He

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to Hai Koi Program? keep shining Gud mrng

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

Apne dil ki baat unse keh nahi sakte,
Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte,
Ae khuda aisi taqdeer bana ki vo khud aakar kahe,
Hum aap ke bina rah nahi sakte.

Palko par Dastak Dne Koi Khwab Anwala H
Khabar mili wo Khwab Sach Honewala H
Humne Kaha Uski Palko par Ja
Mera Pyara Dost Abhi Sonewala H
Good Night.

A man writing in his diary:
Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN 😉

Na Mandir Na Bhagwan..
Na Puja Na Isnaan..
Din Hote He Hmara Sabse Pehla Kaam..
Ek Pyara Sa SmS Apne Dost Ke Naam..
good morning.

Na mandir na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
“Good morning”

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Man : Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!