Similar SMS

Bite pal phir la nahi sakte,
sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte,
kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte,
par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte..

Wo yaad nahi karte,
hum bhula nahi sakte,
wo hasa nahi sakte,
hum rula nahi sakte,
dosti itni khubsurat hai,
hamari wo bata nahi sakte aur hum jata nahi sakte..

Beete pal wapas la nahi sakte,
Sukhe phool wapas khil nahi sakte,
Kabhi lagta hai aap hume bhul gaye,
Par dil kehta hai ki aap hume bhula nahi sakte.

Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho



Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai



Girl; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho



Boy; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge…
Market me naya he fatafat send karo sabko”

Apne dil ki baat unse keh nahi sakte,
Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte,
Ae khuda aisi taqdeer bana ki vo khud aakar kahe,
Hum aap ke bina rah nahi sakte.

Mujhe kisi ki zarurat nahi..
Siway tere
Mere nazar ko talash jis ki barson se
Kisi ke paas wo surat nahi..
Siway tere
Jo mere dil or meri zindagi se khel sake
Kisi ko itni ijaazat nahi..
Siway tere..!!

Man1 : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.
Man2 : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.
Man1: Nahi yaar appni behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.

Usse pyar hua jise hum kabhi pa na sake..
jiski baato ko hum kabhi bhula na sake..
dil lagaya aur laga kar tod diya usne..
jise bhulana chaha par hum bhula na sake..
apani kasam dekar usne hame majboor kar diya..
mujhe khush rakhne ke liye khud se dur kar diya..
hamari chahat ko kabhi usne samjha hi nahi..
aur hum the ki unke liye apno ko hi chhod diya!

Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!..

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks… 😀