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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

L.K.G. STUDENT RHYME:

Jony jony s papa sight adikalam va papa

sappa figure no papa

sumarana figure ok pa

ok na super figure kedacha ha! ha! ha!

Na Papa KE Maar Se Na Dosto KI Fatkar Se,
Na Ladki K Inkar Se,
Na Chappalo K Bochar Se,
Aap Jaise Ashiq Sudhrenge
Sirf “RAKHI” k tyohar se

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Na papa ke maar se,
Na dosto ke fatkar se,
Na ladki ke inkar se,
Na chappalo ke bochar se,
Aap jaise ashiq sudhrenge sirf RAKHI ke tyohar se.

Bachpan Ke Dukh Kitne Ajeeb Hote the,
Tub to sirf Khilone Tora karte the..

Wo Khushiyan bhi Jane Kesi Khushiyan thi,
Titlyon k par nouch k Uchhla karte the..

Chote the to Makr-o-Fraib b chote the,
Dana dal k chirya pakra karte the..

Paon mar k Barish k Pani mein,
Apni naou aap daboya karte the..

Apne jal jane ka bhi ehsaas na tha,
Jalte huye sholon ko cheera karte the..

Ab tou ek ansoo bhi ruswa kar deta hai,
Bachpan mein tou jee bhar k Roya karte the

Teacher: “Can you count?”

kid: “Yes, Teacher!”

Teacher: “Okay, show us.”

Kid: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, and king!”

Teacher: Neutral huh!

Teacher to Golu:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain..!!
Golu: P.H.D.
Teacher: kya matlab?
Golu: Pajama Holding Device..!!

Love + bharosa = mummy
Darr + pyar = papa
Playing + help = brother & sister
Sukh + dukh = LOVER
Above all + life = FRIEND.

Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Kalyanam…

Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennavaaga Virumbura?

Boy: Husband…

Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?

Boy: Wife…

Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Marumagal Theduven…

Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?

Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…

Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?

Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!!  NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!

A teacher like you is always rare to find,
a teacher that goes beyond their way to make
sure you feel comfortable when you are new,
listens to your complaint and helps you where you get stuck.
I hope you have a lovely birthday teacher, you deserve it.