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ye kia abi tak jag rhy ho ?
aankhe bnd kro !
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1 nahi dusri b..!
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ShabaSh
“Good night “

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Ye Kya Abhi Tak SO huye Ho ??? Utho Aankhe Kholo…!
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Ek Nahi Dusri Bhi…!
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SHABASH…
“Good morning.

Ek bar ek baccha class mein aane ko late ho gaya
Teacher gusse se: Kya tumhe period miss hone ka zara bhi ehsas nahi hai.
Ladka: Mam, bahut ehsas hai mujhe.
ek bar meri siste ne meri mom ko kaha ki mujhe period nahi aaye.
ye sun kar meri maa behosh ho gayi,
daddy ko heart attack ho gaya aur hairani ki baat hai hamara driver kaam chod ke baag gaya.

A – apple
B – BALL
C – cat
D – dog
E – elephant
F – fish
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Ab niche kya dekh rahe ho age ata nahi to jake dub maro.

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So rahay ho kya ankhen kholo
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1 nahi dusri bhi kholo
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Shabash.
~G¤¤D Morniñg~.

Kis ko hai kis ki justju,
Ye pataa lagakar dekh le,
Main tujhe bhulaakar dekh lun,
Tu mujhe bhulaakar dekh le.

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. 😀

Main to yuhin pani ko
Gour se dekh raha tha..

DOSTO

Itne mein ek machli nikal kar boli
Kamine tere ghar me,
MAA-BEHAN nahi hai kya.

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN 😉

Jab phagun rang jhamkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.
Jab daf ke shor khadke hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki
Pariyon ke rang damkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.