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Lal gulabi rang hai jhoom raha sansar
Suraj ki kiran Khushiyon ki bahar
Chand ki chandni Apno ka pyar
Shubh ho aap sabki ye Rangon ka tyohar
HAPPY Holi
Ye Promise Hai Humara,
Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.
Happy Promise Day
Aj Promise Day Hai Apne Pyar Se Kro Wada Keh
Kabhi Na Dil Dukhao Ge, Kabhi Na Chhor K Jao Ge
Us K Gham Mein Sog Khushi Mein Muskurao Gay
Har Cheez Se Bahd K Sirf Usi Ko Chaho Gay
Kro Wada Or Pa Lo Us Ki Muhabbat.
Happy Promise Day
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Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge
Happy Promise Day
Gham K Sanjok
Achay Lagtay Hain,
Ab Mustaqil Rog Achay Lagtay Hain,
Us Se Kehna Koi
Waada Wafa Na Karay,
Mujhay Ab Bewafa Log Achay Lagty Hain
Happy Promise Day
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge.
Nayi Subha Laya Hai Naya Promise,
Naya Promise Laya Hai Naya Irada
Naya Promise Je Sath Badalna Hai
Humko Ha Promise Ko Pura Karna Hai
Humko Har Kisi Se Kia Huwa Promise
Zarur Pura Karo Happy Promise Day.
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Aaj Promise Day Hai Mujhse
Karo Wada Ki, Kabi Mera Dil
Na Dukhaoge, Kabi Mujhe Chhod
Ke Na Jaoge, Khusi Aur Gam Me
Mohabbat Nibhaoge, Aur Sirf Mujhe
Hi Chahoge..Ye Wada Karo Sanam..
Guftaar mein wo apni be-baak ho gaya hai
jese ke har kami se wo pak ho gaya hai
rakhna pare ga phir bhi hum ko bharam wafa ka
mana ke jalte jalte dil khaak ho gaya hai.
Yaado Me Teri Tanha Baithe Hay
Tere Bina Labo Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hay
Teri Duniya Me Andhera Na Ho..
Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baithe Hay.
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Woh To Deewane The Jo Tanha Chhor Gaye
Wo Na Ruk Sake To Ankho Mein Apna Saaya
Chhor Gaye Hume Gham Hai Is Baat Ka Ke
Woh Dil Se Kiya Wada, Hathon Se Tor Gaye…
Ehsaan tera main maanu
Tanha mujhe jo kiya hai
Jo pyar tera hai khoya
Lagta hai khud se mila main.
Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan.
Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka.
Teri tasveer se karun batein
haye mumkin nahi mulaqatein
koi bhi rut ho meri ankhon mein
beth jati hain aa ke barsatein
mere har din pe chayei rehti hain
teri doori ki dukh bhari ratein
Halaat keh rahe hain..
Wo yaad nahi karenge ab
Umeed keh rahi hai..
Bss thoda intejaar aur kar.
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Khafa hone se pehle khata bata dena,
rulaane se pehle hansna sikha dena..
agar jana ho kabhi hum se door aap ko,
toh pehle bina saans liye jeena sikha dena!
Tujh ko paa kar bhi kabhi to khona tha,
ye hadsa mere saath kabhi to hona hi tha,
wo tod kar aksar dil mera mujhe jodta raha,
jaise main us ke haath ka koi khilona tha.
Usne Aakhri mulaqat karke meri zindagi ki raat kardi..
Abhi theek se usko jaana bhi nahi tha ki usne jaane ki baat kardi..
Jise naaz tha gurbat pe meri.
Usne shaan paiso ki dikha kar zahir meri aukaat kardi..
Jiske lehje me sirf hum tum hua karte the.
Aaj usne sharminda mujhe punch kar meri Zaat kardi..
Jiski chahat me maine zamana chhoda.
Aaj usne mujhe chhod kar wahi siyasat mere sath kardi..
Usse pyar hua jise hum kabhi pa na sake..
jiski baato ko hum kabhi bhula na sake..
dil lagaya aur laga kar tod diya usne..
jise bhulana chaha par hum bhula na sake..
apani kasam dekar usne hame majboor kar diya..
mujhe khush rakhne ke liye khud se dur kar diya..
hamari chahat ko kabhi usne samjha hi nahi..
aur hum the ki unke liye apno ko hi chhod diya!
Dil ka dard dil me rakha,
koi na mila jis pe duniya luta dete,
sab ne diya dhoka humien,
kis kis ko hum saza sunate.
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Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho,
Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar dekho,
Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa jayenge,
Ye ehsas janna ho to Dil haar kar dekho.
Maine Kaha Unse Chhod Do Ya Tod Do Mujhe,
Muskura Kar Sitam dhaya Unhone,
Chhod To Diya Hi Hai Tumko,
Toot Tum Khud-ba-Khud jaoge….!!
Pyar Kiya To Badnaam HoGaye,
Charche Hamare Sar E AamHo Gaye,
Zaalim Ne Dil Bhi Usi WaqtToda,
Jab Hum Uske Pyar K GulamHo Gaye.
वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें,

हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें,

वो हमें, हम उन्हें,

हम उन्हें, वो हमें,

क्योंकि परीक्षा में …

न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें !
Har mayus ko hsane ka
Karobar hai apna..
Dilon ka dard khareed lete hain..
Bs yehi rojgaar hai apna.
गौर फरमाईयेगा जरा…

बावरी होकर इश्क़ मे यारो, वो कमाल कर बैठी,

बावरी होकर इश्क़ मे यारो, वो कमाल कर बैठी,




लिखा.. “I Love You”, और Send To All कर बैठी.
Meri Rooh mein na samatey to bhool jaate tujhe,
Tum itna pass na aate to bhool jaate tujhe,
Ye kehte hue mera tum se koi talauq nahi,
Ankhon mein Ansoo na aate to bhool jaate tujhe.
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एक आदमी कुम्भ मेले में प्रार्थना कर रहा था

हे प्रभु, न्याय करो…
हे प्रभु, न्याय करो…

हमेशा भाई-भाई को बिछड़ते देखा है कुम्भ में …
कभी पति-पत्नी पर भी try करो !!
Tumse Mulakat ho, Phir se koi baat ho..
Waqt ki kuch na chale, Na Din dhale, na raat ho..
Zikr gum ka chod kar, Teri-meri baat ho..
Zindagi ko maud dein, Ek nayi shuruaat ho..
Dil ki jab dhadkan thamey, Dil pe tera haath ho.
Kya Ajeeb Rishta Hai.
Kuch Smajh Nahin Aata.
Brdasht akhri Hadd tak
Azmaye Jati Hein..
Aur hum Aise Rishton Ko..
…..Nibhaye Jate Hein…?
Kuch Khubsurat Pal Yaad Aate Hai,
Palkon Par Aasu Chhod Jate Hain,
Kal Koi Our Mile Hume Na Bhulna,
Kyonki Kuch Rishtey Zindgi Bhar Yad Aate Hai.
Jab samne hote ho tum,
Na jane kyon hosh kho baith the hai hum.

Milti hai nazar jab-jab tumse,
Sab kuch bhul jate hain hum.

Hoti hai tu itne kareeb,
Phir bhi dil ki baat kehne se ruk jate hum.
ये बेवफा वफा की कीमत क्या जाने !!
है बेवफा गम-ऐ मोहब्बत क्या जाने !!
जिन्हे मिलता है हर मोड पर नया हमसफर !!
वो भला प्यार की कीमत क्या जाने !!
Mohabbat ki gawahi apne
hone ki khabar le jaa…
Jidhar wo shaks rehta hai
Mujhe aye dil! udhar le jaa…
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Sabhi insan hai magar farq sirf itna hai,
Koi zakhm deta hai to koi zakhm bhrta hai.

Humsafar bahut hai magar farq sirf itna hai,
Koi saath deta hai to koi chhod deta hai.

Pyar sare karte hai magar farq sirf itna hai,
Koi jaan deta hai to koi jaan leta hai…!!
Itna Ajeeb Sawal Tha Un Ka K Hum Chup Se Ho Gaye,
Yaarroo…
Wo Bolay Hum Pe Marte Ho Na!!
To Marte Q Nahi…
Jiski talaash hai usko pata hi nahi,
hamari chahat ko usne samjha hi nahi,
hum poochte rahe ke kya tumhe humse pyar hai ,
woh kehte rahe ki unhe pata nahi.
Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hai,
Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hai,
Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hai,
Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hai.
Badalna nahi aata humein mausam ki tarah,
Har ek rut mein teraintezaar karte hain..
Na tum samjh sako jise qayaamat tak,
Kasam tumhrei tumhe itna pyaar karte hain..
My heart always takes me back here to you
Khubsurat sa Ek Pal Kissa Banjata hai
Jane kab Kaun Zindegi ka hissa Banjata hai
Kuch log Zindegi main Milte hai aise
Jinse kabhi na Tutne Wala Rishta Banjata hai
Mujhe kisi ki zarurat nahi..
Siway tere
Mere nazar ko talash jis ki barson se
Kisi ke paas wo surat nahi..
Siway tere
Jo mere dil or meri zindagi se khel sake
Kisi ko itni ijaazat nahi..
Siway tere..!!
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Ek shabd hai mohabbat
Ise kar ke dekho tum tadap na jao toh kehna,
Ek shabd hai mukaddar
Isse ladkar dekho tum haar na jao toh kehna,
Ek shabd hai wafa
Zamane me nahi milti, kahin dhoond pao toh kehna,
Ek shabd hai aansu
Dil me chhupa ka rakho, tumhari aankh se na nikle toh kehna,
Ek shabd hai judai
Ise seh kar toh dekho, tum toot kar bikhar na jao toh kehna,
Ek shabd hai bhagwan
Use pukar kar toh dekho, sab kuchh na pa lo toh kehna.
Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer: I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper: Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.
He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.
Kaise Kahun Ke Apna Bana Lo Mujhe,
Baahon Mein Apni Sama Lo Mujhe,
Bin Tumhare Ek Pal Bhi Kat-ta Nahi,
Tum Aa Kar Mujhi Se Chura Lo Mujhe,
Zindagi To Wo Hai Sang Tumhare Jo Guzri,
Duniya Ke Gamon Se Ab Chura Lo Mujhe,
Meri Sabse Gehri Khwahish Ho Puri,
Tum Agar Paas Apne Bula Lo Mujhe,
Ye Kaisa Nasha Hai Jo Behka Raha Hai,
Tumhara Hoon Main To Sambhalo Mujhe,
Na Jaane Phir Kaise Guzregi Zindagani,
Agar Apne Dilse Kabhi Tum Nikalo Mujhe.
Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!
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Mohabbat Hai K Nafrat Hai,
Koi Itna Tou Samjhaye,
Kabhi Main Dil Se Larti Hu,
Kabhi Dil Mujh Se Larta Hai!!
Zindagi tasveer bhi Hai or taqdeer bhi hain,
Farak to bas rango ka hain,
Maanchahe rango se bane to tasveer,
Or aanjane rango se bane to taqdeer.
Jis umar me hamare dant tutate the!

Aaj kal ke bachchco ke..

us umer me dil tute jate hain..!!
Nazare Mile To Pyar Ho Jata Hai,
Palke Uthe To Izhaar Ho Jata Hai,
Na Jane Kya Kasish Hai Chahat Main,
Ke Koi Anjaan Bhi Hamari
Zindagi Ka Haqdaar Ho Jata Hai.
Shayad Phir Wo Takdeer Mil Jaye..
Jeevan Ke Wo Haseen Pal Mil Jaye..
Chal Phir Se Bethe Class Ki Last Row Me..
Shayad Wapas Wo Purane Dost Mil Jaye..
“OTFBHFEONGFOA”


uper Diye Huye Words Main Se


O, B, F


Delete Kar Den.


Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift.
Just for you..
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Dua h aapki 1 acchi GIRLFREND ho
aapko MISS kare, mujhe KISS kare
aapko PUPPY de mujhe JHAPY de
aapse IQRAR kare,mujse PYAR kare aapke sath ROYE,mere sath soye.
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Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushiyo ko mein tumhare…
Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah 😛

Likhe jo KHAT tuje wo tere YAD me,

Sare padh liye papa ne RAT me,

Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gaye,

Wo”FANAA” wale baal “GHAJNI” ban gaye..
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.
Bar Bar Din Ye Aaye, Bar Bar Dil Ye Gaye,
Tum Jiyo Hazaro Saal Ye Meri Hai Aarzu,
Happy Bday To U! Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day!
May God Bless U! Wishing U A Very Happy Birthday!
Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko
HAPPY BIRTH DAY.
Chuhiya ped (tree) pe chadi to

Bandar ne pucha- upar kyon aayi?

Chuhiya – Apple khaane

Bandar – ye to aam ka ped hai.
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Chuhiya – Tu zyada chaudhary mat ban,
Apple saath me laayi hu……..!
Kabi pasand na aye mera Msg To bta dena

Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe goli mar dnge
(,”)__;=-
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Thaaen
Thaaen
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Seene me dil,
dil me drd,
drd me yakin,
yakin me khayal,
khayal me khawab,
khawab me tasvir,
tasvir me sirf aap!!

itna darawna khawab?
bap re bap.
A man writing in his diary:
Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!
Ek bachcha, Boy girl ko
kiss
karte
hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do
warna main apke papa ko
bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,…

Bacha kafi try karta hai,
par wo height me kam reh
jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar
“Bhaad me gayi
duniyadari”
jo kam galat hai, vo galat
hai…
Main to bataunga….
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Man says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”
Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.
2sre ne pucha kiya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.
Dua hai ki kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waQt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU….
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
Is DIWALI se agli DIWALI tak Aapko
Gharwali
Baharwali
Sabjiwali
Fulwali
Kaamwali
Officewali
Dudhwali
Sabka pyar mile 😉
Happy Diwali in advance.
Deepawali hai parv deepo ka
Khushiyon ka
apnapan ka
achhai ka
Ujalo ka
Ullas ka
Wishing all Very Happy Deepawali.
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki
apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Diya Roshni aur Rangoli ke tyohar
ko manane ki khushi mein
hum bhi aapke sath hain
Shubh Deepawali.
A 4 = aap ko
B 4 = bhaut bhaut
C 4 = chori chori
D 4 = dil se
E 4 = ek bar
F 4 = face 2 face
G 4 = gale mila kar
Aap ko kehna chahte hai.
” HaPpY bIrtHdAy “
Hazaaro ki ginti to mujhe nahi aati
par Khayaal kuch aisa hai k
reth ka har zarraa agar nayaab Hiraa ban jaaye to
tohfe mein aapko registaan dedu
Wishing u a very Happy Birthday.
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Pyari Nindiya Sms K Sang Jana,
Jaake Mere Dost Ko Batana,
Achha Nahi Aankho Ko Jagana,
Sapno Ki Duniya Me Ab Kho Jao,
Bahut Raat Hui Chalo Ab So Jao.
Lovely lovely Good Night.
Aaj raat maine har sitare
Se guzaarish ki
Kafi deir baad unhon ne meri baat maan li
Aap jaldi say aasman ki tar
Har sitara keh raha hai
~*(GOOD )*~
~*(NIGHT)*~
Mashhoor hona par magroor na hona,
Kamyabi ke nashe me choor na hona,
Mil jaye yahin par sari kaynaat aapko,
Magar iske liye apno se kabhi door mat hona..
Good Night.
Pankhe Pe Latka Hua Sar
Khirki Se Tmhe Dekhti Atma
Bed K Niche Bethi Churail
Parde K Piche Sar Kati Lash
In Sb Ki Taraf Dihan Mat Dena
Aram Se Sona
good night.
Hm lakh ache hai pr log kharab kehte hai,
Bigda hua hmko nawab kehte hai,
Hm to aise badnaam ho gye hai,
Ki pani bhi piye to log sharabi kehte hai.
Good Night.
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi
Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai
Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai
Aur hole se dil kehta hai
Good night.. Sweet dreams.
Deepak agar noor na hota
Tanha dil majboor na hota
Hum aapko “Good night” kahne aate
Agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota
Have a lovely night.
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Teri Palkon Me Rehna He
Raat Bhar Ke Liye.

Janeman,

Mai To Ek Khwab Hun,
Subha Hote Hi Chala Jaunga.
Good Night..
Palko par Dastak Dne Koi Khwab Anwala H
Khabar mili wo Khwab Sach Honewala H
Humne Kaha Uski Palko par Ja
Mera Pyara Dost Abhi Sonewala H
Good Night.
Happy Birthday
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho….
Raat mein
Sabse Zyada
MAZA
Kb Ata hai?
Jb kisi SOTEY hue ko JAGA kr poOcha jye K..??
Mere SMS mil Rahe Hai Na?
Good Night!
Charo taraf chand fekarela hai light
Boleto ho gayeli hai night
Band karne ka tube light
Aur soneka tight
Boleto bye…
Good nite.
Dil karta hai, Apke Sang
Gauan Jhumu Nachu Khelu
Kudoo Jasn manaoo Lekin
Pahle Apko Rang to Laga loo
Happy Holi!.
Kadam kadam per khushian rahe,
Gum se kabhi na ho samana,
Jindagi main har pal khushiyan nasib ho,
Meri taraf se holi ki subhakamana.
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Bhar bhar ke jaam pilaao,
Dhol, mridang bajao,
gile shikve bhul jaao,
Holi ke rang me, umang me doob jao
yaaro sabko gale se lagao
aao sab milkar holi manao!
Jine k liye hasna sikho
hasne k liye hamare msg padhna sikho
mumkin nahi msg mile har waqt
jab na mile to
aap bhi hame msg karna sikho…
Good Night.
Gulzar khile hon pariyon ke
Aur majlis ki tyari ho
Kapdon par rang ke cheeton se
Khushrang ajab gulkari ho..
Baaho me teri aaj Bikhar jaane do,
Mehki Saaso me mujhe utar jaane do,
Raat tanha or sard Mosam hai,
Aaj apni saason me mehak jaane do. .
appne khoboo me mughe aaj bahak jane do
Good Night.
Bindas sone ka,
Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Bole to….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur chadar odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Bole to Good Night!
Puranmashi ka chand,
chand se uski chandni boli,
khushion se bhare sabki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko pyari HOLI.
Abir gulal to bahana hai
duriya dilo se mitana hai..
to kaisa ye shrmana hai
holi aj manana hai…
happy holi..
Thakanpur se fresh nagar jane
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hai,
Ap se guzarish hai k apne qemti sapnay
sath le kr sawar ho jaye.
“Good Night“.
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !
2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge.
Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad “HOLI” Hai
And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You
“HAPPY HOLI”…