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Dil mai halka sa shor ho raha hai
Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai
Kahi aisa to nhi ki Ek pyara dost
Bina Good Night kare hi So raha hai?
Good Night.
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan
sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.
Saatrang rang liye aye holi
Gau sahar me chayi holi
Rango me dube sathi sajni
Holi hai or dhoom machi hai
Bhang ki khumari chayi hai
Tan me masti man me masti
Phagun ki masti sab or chayi hai.
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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi.
Bach k jane na paye,rang dalo sabko
bhabhi, bhaiya, shali holi ki bdhai ho sabko.
Happy holi.
Raat aati hai sitare lekar,
neend aati hai sapne lekar,
Hamaridua hai kal ki subah aye apke liye sari khushiyan lekar.
gud night.
Dekha fir rat aa gai,
“Good-night” kehne ki bat yaad aagayi.
Hum baithe the sitaro ki panah me,
“CHAND”ko dekha to aapki yaad Aagayi.
GOOD NIGHT….
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Holi tyohar hai rango ka,
Apne man me basi rangin umango ka,
Yaro dosto aur parivar ke sango ka,
Rakhe sada barkarar pyaar mita ke mahol jango ka,
Wish you very very…
“HAPPY HOLI”
A 4 = aap ko
B 4 = bhaut bhaut
C 4 = chori chori
D 4 = dil se
E 4 = ek bar
F 4 = face 2 face
G 4 = gale mila kar
Aap ko kehna chahte hai.
” HaPpY bIrtHdAy “
Kal ki haseen moulaqat k liye
Ajj raat k liye
Hum tum juda ho jatey hein
Acha challo soo jatey hein
Good Night.
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Holi k rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
Mere piya jab mere sang hoga !!
Ankho Me Aansu Ki Jagah Na Ho
Mere Pas Apko Bhulane Ki Wajah Na Ho
Agr Bhul Jau Kisi Tarah
To Khuda Kare Zindagi Ki Agli Subah Na Ho
Good night:-)
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
Jahn dosti vahn pyar,
Jahn pyar vahn ishq,
Jahn ishq vahn judai,
Jahn judai vahn dard,
Jahn dard vahn jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kr ke so jao
Good Night…
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.
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Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye
Ho Chuki Rat Roshni Bujha Lijiye
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah dekh Raha hai
Bus Palkon ka Parda Gira Lijiye…
* Good Night *
Neend ka sath ho Sapno ki barat ho Chand sitare bhi sath ho
Or kuchh rahe na rahe Par hamari yadain aapke sath ho.
Gud ni8.
Aise manana Holi ka tyohar
Pichkari se barse sirf pyar.
Ye hai mauka apno se gale mitane ka
To gulal or rang lekar ho jao taiyar
HAPPY HOLI.
Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.
Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU….
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHISAKTE!
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Kitna Haseen Chand ka Chehra Ha
Uspe Shabab Ka Rang Gehra Ha..
Khuda Ko Yakeen Nhi Tha Wafa Pe,
Tbi To Ek Chand Pe Lakho Taro Ka Pehra Ha…
Good night..
Shradha sadbhawna masti aur bhaichare ka hai tyohar,
Rango se jode mohabbat ke taar,
Har taraf ho rango ki bahar,
Wish you a “Happy Holi”.
Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!..
Dhoom macho holi mano
Hara Nila Gulabi or Lal rang dalo
Sare Shikwe Gile Bhula sabko rang dalo
Geet gao sako nacho gale se lago
Dhoom macho holi mano.
Apk pas waqt nhi hme yaad krne ka, bewaqt hi yaad kr liya karo.
Mana apk pas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamara bhi ahsas kr liya karo.
Good morning.
Raat guzri fir mahekti subhah aayi,
dil dharka fir aapki yaad aayi,
aankhon ne mahesoos kiya uss hawa ko,
jo apko chukar hamare paas ayi….
GOOD MORNING.
FREE FREE FREE
Badal k sath Barsa Free
Surj k sath Rosani Free
Chand k sath Tare Free
Or,
Is SMS ke sath “GOOD MORNING” Free.
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
Tazi hawa me phulo ki mehak ho,
Pehli kiran me chidiyo ki chehak ho,
Jb bhi kholo tm apni palko ko,
Un palko me bs khushiyo ki jhalak ho.
“Good Morning”
Tumne mujhe rulaya tha!!!
Maine tumhe bhulaya tha!!!
Dil me tumhe basaya tha!!
Gale se tumhe lagaya tha!!!
Lat mar ke bhagaya tha!!!
Jeewan k har rang dosto se hai Koi Laal,
Koi Neela Koi Hara,Koi Peela
Par jab bhi aapko dekhte hai dil bus yehi puchta hai.
YEH NAYA rang konsa hai.
Happy Holi.
Khawab ap jaise ho to khawab na tute,
dost ap jaisa ho to sath na tute,
dil k dor se bandhe hai riste,
khuda kare apka mera sath na chute.
“Good Morning”
Pappa: Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi?
Beti: B.B.A.!!
Pappa: Are wah meri beti BBA karegi,
Lekin BBA hota kya hai?
Beti: Boy friend ki baho me Aaram…
Na zuban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
Direct dil se *AAP* ko;
“HAPPY HOLI”
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Khushiyan ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low.
Dosti ka surur chhaya rahe,jeb me bhari maya rahe.
Shohrat ki ho bauchhar,aise aaye aapke liye
HOLI ki bahar.
Ye aarju nahi kisi ko bhulaye hum,
na tammana hai ki kisi ko rulaye hum,
par dua hai us rab se ki,
Jisko itna yaad karte hai usko utna yaad aaye hum…..
“Good Morning”
Holi Ka Gulal Ho
Rango Ki Bahar Ho
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho
Ek Baat Khas Ho
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho
Wish U very Happy Holi.
mausam shabab ka,
nasha shrab ka,
parda janab ka,
or rung gulab ka,
in sabse haseen
in sabse lajwab dekho sms padne wala,
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Mendak talab ka.
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai.
Tere hi khayalon me din gujar jata hai.
Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse kya
dur rahker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai…
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI.
Holi aj mnana hai…
Tumko rang lagana hai…
Pratikar karo inkar karo..
Pr rango ko swikar karo..
Rango se tmhe nahlana hai..
holi aj manana hai..
Happy Holi…
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Man1 : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Man2 : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!
Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
Agar koi apse kahe ap
pagal gadhe
olu dhakn kahe
to ap nirash mat
hona or santi se bhathke
sochna sale ko pata kase chala…..
Garma Garam..
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Special TEA
Ek aap ke liye Aur..

Dusri bhi aap ke liye Kyun ki..
Dono mein makkhi gir gai hai.
“subah” k “phool” khil gaye,
“PANCHHI” apne “Safar” pe UDD gaye,
“SURAJ” ate hi “TAARE” bhi CHUP gye..
kya ap apni “MEETHI NIND”se “Uth” gaye?
Gud Morning.
Aap hamare dil me rehte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.

Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai

Happy Holi.
Man1 : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.
Man2 : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.
Man1: Nahi yaar appni behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.
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AE ‘suraj’ mere apno ko pegam dena.
Khushi ka din hashi ki sham dena.
Jb khole wo apne ankhe
To un k chehre pr pyari si ‘muskan’ dena. Gud mrng
Kaise mumkin tha
kisi aur doctor se ilaaaj..?
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Ishq ka Rog tha_
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Mummy ki chappal se hi araam aaya..!!

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Haye! Bhut mara yaaro
Pichkari ki dhar ho aap pe,
Rangoon bochhar go aap pe,
Khush rahen aap aur aap ka parivar,
Mubarak ho aap ko HOLI ka tehwar,
Wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI to you & your family.
I WANT AT LEAST ONLY ONE NIGHT YOU BESTDE ME IN THE RESTAUR AND
AFTER ENJOY CANDLE NIGHT DINNER I WANT TO SAY THOSE BEAUTIFUL 3 WORDS
WHTCH I LOVED MOST TO SAY YOU…..
Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.
Kisi Ko Intezar Ki Saza Nahi Dete
Pyar Dene Wale Ko Dil Se Bhula Nahi Dete
Mere Ho Aur Hamesha Sirf Mere Rehna
Kyunki Ham Har Kisi Ko Aisi Wafa Nahi Dete…
“Good Morning”
Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy HOLI.
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Nasha Tha Unke Pyar Ka
Jis Mein Hum Kho Gaye
Unhe Bhi Nahi Pata Chala
Ki Kab Hum Unke Ho Gaye…
“Good Morning”
Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
Rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
Kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
Rye mere yaar aisi “HAPPY HOLI”
3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile

1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd: Daddy
Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
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Toh Mera
Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat
Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..
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jo samjha wo lyk karein
bakki log pogo par chota bhem
dekho…
Aaj Mubarak,
Kal Mubarak,
Holi Ka har Pal Mubarak,
Rang Birangi Holi me,
Mera Bhi Ek Rang Mubarak –
Wishing you a very colourful Happy Holi.
9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msg received… salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
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Electricity bill auto debited..
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LIC EMI auto debited..
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Medical insurance EMI debited..
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Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu
A – apple
B – BALL
C – cat
D – dog
E – elephant
F – fish
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Ab niche kya dekh rahe ho age ata nahi to jake dub maro.
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Jo Ladke Facebook Pe,
Girl Friend Banane Me,
Asafal Ho Jate Hai
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Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile
Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai…
Barish ki 1 Bund apko Khushi de..
2 Bund hasi de.
3 Bund tandurasti de
4 Bund kamyabi de
5 Bund.
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Bas kijiye varna..sardi ho Jaaygi..
Good night:-)
A se acchi morning
B se beautiful mrning
C se charming mrning
D se dreamy mrning
E se equaly morning
F se fairy morning
G se ab ye Bhi mai batau kya GOOD MORNING.
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<"\_Nacho nacho bare acche lag rahe ho yaar Holi Mubarik.
Man1 : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Man2 : Google Kaur.
Man1 : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Man2 : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!
Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
Ja Mere Machchar Ja.

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or mere un dosto ko kat le
Jo mujhe bina Good night kahe
So jate hai…
Good Night.
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Chahe ghussa karo,
Chahe galiyan do,
chahe sir pito,
Chahe mobile toro,
chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do
Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge
Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise
Mehak ho Axe jaise
Tazgi ho Colgate jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
Huggies jaise!
‘HAPPY HOLI’
‘preeto Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ?
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai’
Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!
Pyari si “RAAT” mai.
Pyare se “ANDHERE” Mai.
Pyari si “NEEND” mai.
Pyare se “SAPNO” mai.
Pyare se “DOST” ko.
Pyari si “GOOD NIGHT”.
Aaj no Manvi Kai Paristhiti ma Jive 6
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Suve Tyare “SAMADHI” ma
Ane
Uthe Tyarthi “UPADHI” ma
“Good Morning”
Rat ati he sitare lekr
nind ati he sapne lekr
hmari dua he
Aj ki subha aye apke liye
bahut sari khushiya Lekr,
gud morning……
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment
karnaa ….
warna 3 Mahine tak notification
aayenge..!!
Ay Chand Taro Zra Inko ek Hath Maro,.
Bistr Se Inko Nichey Utaro,.
Kro In k Sath Ab Tm Fight,.
kyu k Ye So Rhe The Bina Kahe
“Gud NI8”
“Ae hawa tu udhar to jati hogi”
“Unko hmara hal to batati hogi”
“zara chu kr to dekh unke dil ko”
“kya yaad unko v hamari ati hogi.
Good Morning.
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Jagnewale Yatri kripya dhyan de
GOOD MORNING EXPRESS
apke mobile k platfom par aa chuki he.
Sweet pasenger se anurodh he
ki jage or din ki shuruat kare.
‘GOOD MORNING’.
Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho



Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai



Girl; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho



Boy; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge…
Market me naya he fatafat send karo sabko”
Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.
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Jaise bhagwan bina mandir adhura,
dosti bina jivan adhura,dhadkan bina dil
adhura,
vaise hi tumhare bina,
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Ham nahi re baba
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wo agra ka “PAGALKHANA” adhura hai.:-))
Man1: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi.
Man2: Haan bolo.
Man1: Mein Pregnant hu.
Man2: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru.
Man1: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
I PROUD MYSELF.BECAUSE I AM GARHWALI.
G:GREAT
A:ACTIVE
R:RELIABLE
H:HONEST
W:WONDERFULL
A:ADVANCED
L:LOVELY
I:INTELIGENT
MERI JANAM BHOOMI MERU PAHAD.GANGA JAMUNA YAKHI BADRI KEDAR.
Yaadon ke bhanwar me ek pal humara ho,
Khilte chaman me ek gul humara ho,
Aur jab yaad kare aap apno ko toh uss
Yaad me ek naam humara ho.
Good Morning.
Jab phagun rang jhamkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.
Jab daf ke shor khadke hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki
Pariyon ke rang damkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi
kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.
Bachpan K Dukh Kitne Ache Hote the
Tb DiL Nhi sirf Khilone Tutate the
Aj 1 Aansu Gire to Saha Nai Jata aur
Bachpan Me to Ji Bhar K Roya Krte the.
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_//_ Holi Mubarik
Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.
Kitne Pyar Se Maine
Brush Bheja
Hai,
Aaj to Daant saaf kr
Lena Yaar…….

Good Morning.
Bezzati: Beech Bazar




Boyfriend:- yr ye petrol fr se mehnga
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Girlfriend:- Chahe jitna bhi mehnga
ho jaye tu
dalwaega 20 ka hi…!!
Suraj Dekha Hai?
Chalo Phir Dekho
Niche Karo
Aur Niche
Thora Aur
Abe ullu Raat Mai Konsa Suraj Nikalta Hai
Good Night.
Pani ki bunde fulon ko bhiga rahi hai,
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye ap bhi inme shamil,
Ek pyari si subah apko jaga rahi hai.
Good morning.
Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se 🙂
wah wah
Deepak mein agar noor na hota, Tanha Dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko Good Morning kahne jaror aate,
agar aapka ghar itna door na hota.
Good Morning.
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
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So jaao so jaao MAZAK kiya tha Good Night...