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Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai.
Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.

Boy: I love u.

Girl: Stupid I am older than u

Boy: I am mad in your love,

Girl: Get lost

Boy: Didi plz.. set ho jao na…
Man 1: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Man 2: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Kya aap Jante hai WINTER mein har din
aprox 2 crore gallon water save hota hai.
Ajeeb lag raha hai na per ye sach hai…
HAPPY WINTER SEASON
Jab bhi winter season ati hai,
Kasam se teri yad bahut aati hai.
Dil socta hai mera bar-bar,

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Mera inner kab lautaoge yaar
Happy Winter season.
1st APRIL ko logo ko FOOL banane ke 7 tarike:
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ye tha pehla tarika baki kal.
Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz
“I LOVE YOU”
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Aap hamare sabse ACCHE Dost hain….
Yeh DIL se Kahate hain hum…..
Isiliye aapko roz Yaad kartein hai hum…
Baki kuch kahein ya naa kahein….
Roz RAAT ko AAP ko Good NighT kahate hain HUM.
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Laddu hai..
Plz 1 kha ke
forward kr dena..
Sabko diwali ki mithai deni hai
Happy Diwali
Jee karta hai aap ke pass aau,
Paas aake ruk jau,
Na kuch bolu Na batau bus Aap Ki AANKHO ME,
Ha inhi Aankho me.. SANTRE KA CHILKA NICHOD KK BHAG JAU.
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Aaj LIKE DAY hai..

Jawab zarur dena.

Mujh mein wo kya hai jo
Aapko behad Pasand hai..?
Har barish mein yehi dua hai meri..

ki..

Barish ki jitni bunden zameen par gire..
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire..
Khushiyo ke samandar mein.
Ek baat dil se batana

Is
kalyug
me
aakar
tum
jaise
paapiyo
ne
aisa
koun sa
achha
kaam
kiya
jo
tumhe

“Mujh jaisa masoom aur pyara dost mila..?”
Na Muhabbat,
Na Ekta, Na Kahin Bhai Chara..

e-Khuda

Main sharminda hu ish daur
ka insaan ho kar..!
Kal 2 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Puchho Kaise..?

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Bilkul aise
Ab 3 ho gaye. 😀
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Jawab jarur dena?
Agar koi aapke saamne aapki lover ko
I Love U
kahe aur aapki lover haa karde to aap kya karo ge?
Sba ko send karo aur shocking ANS suno..
Reply fast.
(‘,’)/\(‘,’)

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Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.
Cute Ans..
When a girl asked his Ex-boyfriend

Girl: Do u still love me?

Boy: Pyar ka to pta nahi,
lekin mere dost aaz bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hai.
Kisi ko chaho to is aandaz se chaho?

ye doston

ke use jab bhi…
pyar mile tab tum yaad aa jao.
Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

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aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.
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Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki

ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai! 😀
Chalo so jate hain ab fir kisi sach ki talash mein.

Kal fir,

Subah uth kar phir is jhuthi duniya ka deedar karna hai.
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
Log kehte hain..
Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to
waqt aur raat bhi achha guzarta hai..
So..
Maine socha aap ko
Meri yaad dila du..
Garmi se bachney ke liye
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B A T H R O O M

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Hanso mat jaldi fwd kro market mein naya aaya hai.
Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?
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What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. 😀
Mirchi muh ke alawa aur kaha lagti hai?

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kheto mein lagti hai mere dost..

hamesha apni Gaand ke baare mein hi kyo sochte ho?
Saara din lag jata hai khud ko sametne mein
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Phir raat ko unki yaadon ki hawa chalti hai
aur hum phir bikhr kar reh jate hai..
Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!! 😀
Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye….. 😛 😀
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D
Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!! 😀
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Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Kya pata, main na dekh paun kal ka suraj,

Dosto

Ho sakta hai kal sara din barish hoti rahe!

Tum Log to bas jaan le lo meri.
Dali par baithe hue parinde ko pata hai ki dali kamzor hai,
Fir bhi wo us dali par hai.
Kyun?

Kyun ke usko dali se zyada apne Pankh par bharosa hai
Trust urself..
Zindgi chhoti nahi hoti bus hamari khwaish bad jaati hai.
usi tarah..
koi bura nahi hota bus soch badal jati hai.
Aaj ki pyaari baat
Agar ek haara hua Insan harne ke bad bhi smile kare,
to jitnewala apni jeet ki khushi kho deta hai,
That is the POWER of SMILE.
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki…
ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
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Aaj ke mausam ke badalte mijaaz pe mera kuch u kehna hai ke:

Tabdeeli jab bhi aati hai mausam ki adaao mein,
kisi ka yu hi badal jana bahut yaad aata hai.
Murgi anda deti hai,
aur gaai dudh deti hai,
to aisa kon hai jo dudh bhi deta hai,
aur
anda bhi deta hai?
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Dukandar
Dont clap plz.
I know am genious.
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
Sachche pyar mein nikle aansu aur
rote hue bache ke aansu ek saman hote hai,
Kyun ki dono ko pata to hai ki dard kya hai
par kisi ko bata nahi sakte.
Din hai to raat bhi hogi,
badal hai to barsat bhi hogi,
judaai se kyu gabrate ho,
zindagi rahi to mulakat bhi hogi.
Yasomti mom se talking nandlala,
Radha kyun fair.. I am kyun kala.
boli smiling maiya
listen mere lala:
Wo city ki gori
aur tu village ka gwala isliye kala.
Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai.
Aur
“kala kutta”
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
ki
kala kutta bhi kahi jaa raha hai!
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Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada mili hai,
Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai,
Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur
DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!!
Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!

Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.
Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu,
zindgi me pane wali hr zarurat hai tu,
jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare
are yar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu.
Buzdil hai wo log
jo mohabbat nahi karte,

aye dost

bahut hosla chahiye
barbaad hone ke liye.
Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,

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Khushiyo ke samundar mein.
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..

main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p
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Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.
Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to..

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Uska ek hi secret hai

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Kisi ko batana mat plz

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Akele bhago. 😀
Hospital mein vacancy nikli hai
Salary 19000/-
Kaam: Bas SHAKAL dikha ke marizo ko behosh karna hai.
Jaldi FORM Bhar
Tera selection to pakka hai dost. 😀
Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho,
gungunate parindo ki awaz ho,
hath maii coffee aur yaado mein koi khas ho,
us khubsurat subah ki phli yaad aap ho!
Agar kabhi hum sms na kare to dil chhota na karna,
bas dil par hath rakhna aur kehna,
shayad aaj humare dost mobile se nahi
dilse yaad kar raha hain.
Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt,
aur kisi ko miss call marte waqt,
bus ek hi dar rehta hai..?
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Koi utha na le.
Badlalti cheeze hamesha achchhi lagti hai.
Par,
Badlate hue Log nahi.
So never change ur originality for any one.
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Yaaro ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,

Jab ham bole rahe ho
to bakbak nahi karte.

Pareshan karte ho,
jab ham busy hote hai.

Ab ham free hai..
to sms tak nahi karte.
Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,
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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.
Purani haveli ke
pichhe wale khandar ki
saamne wali futti
hui deewar par
lagi tutti tasveer ke
pichhe lage jaale
mein fase macher ki kasam..
I miss you yaar
Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??

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Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.

Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
Zindgi ke pal yuhi guzar jayenge,
Aindgi mein kuch khokar kuch payenge,
Aaj yaha hai kal dur chale jayenge,
Par wada he aap ke INBOX mein zarur ayenge.
Daru ho gayi sasti,
Ham karege masti,
chhak ke piyege,
Has ke jiyege,
Na aaye kisi ki yaad,
Theke wale Zindabad,
Send to all Sharabi,
Humko to sirf aapka pata tha!
Bruuaaaaa
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Insan pyar karne ke liye hote hai aur..
Paisa istemal karne ke liye par,
Dard tab hota hai
Jab log paiso se pyar,
aur
Insano ka istemal karte ha..
Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tamana thi
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute KHILONE the..
Sirf 2 log muqaddar wale hote hai,
Ek wo jinko sachcha pyar milta hai,
Aur
Dusra wo jinka TARBOOZ meetha nikalta hai,
Enjoy the tarbooz season.
In world 6 things R GOD’s gifts
1. Mother’s love
2. Father’s advice
3. Brother’s care
4. Sis’s fight
5. Kisi ka pyar

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6. Ary! apni DOSTI yaar.
Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.
Koi ruthe agar aapse to use fauran mana lijiye..
Kyun ki..
Zidd ki jang me aksar
Judaai jeet jaati hai.
Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
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The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!
Achchi Life Jine ke 2 Raste:
1: Maaf karo unhe jinhe
Aap bhool nahi sakte.
Ya
2: Bhool jao unhe jinhe
Aap maaf nahi kar sakte.
5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:
Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.
Man 1: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Man 2: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Ek sachcha chahne wala aap se har tarah ki baaten share karta hai

magar!

dhoka dene wala sirf aap ko achchi lagne wali hi baate karega.
Us ne humse pocha teri raza kya hai,
kyun karte ho mohabat wajah kya hai,
kaise bataon use meri khata kya hai,
jo waja se kare mohabat us main maza kya hai..!!!
So jata hai har koi apne kal ke liye,

Par koi ye nahi sochta..

Ki aaj jiska dil dukhaya wo soya hoga ya nahi.
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Teacher to Golu:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain..!!
Golu: P.H.D.
Teacher: kya matlab?
Golu: Pajama Holding Device..!!
Sagar ki lehro ka kinara na raha,
manzil thi par thikana na raha,
chalte chalte raste yu kho gaye,
jo hamara tha ab hamara na raha.
Bachpan mein mere dosto ke paas watch nahi thi
mgar sabhi ke pass bahut time tha!

Aaj sabhi ke pass branded watches hai,
Par time kisi ke pas nahi hai!!
Jeevan mein safal hone ke liye Formula:

Koi tumhe bewkoof ya gadha kahe toh chup raho.
muh khol kar usse sahi saabit mat karo..!!
Nigahe bhacha kar jo chalte hai mujhse,
kabhi unko mujhse mohobat hue the,
Jo mehbob se ajnabi ho gaye hai,
kabhi unko mujhse mohobat hue the.
Sirf ek baar kaha tha usne ki
Zindgi mein pyaar sirf mujhse hi karna..
Aur
Fir mohobbat ki nigaah se humne khud ko bhi nahi dekha.
Kahte hai OPEN aur CLOSE opposite words hai,

magar

Aap sabse jyada usi se OPEN hote ho jis se aap jyada CLOSE hote ho!
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Kabhi nahi kahenge aap ko see you.

Humesha sath Rahenge ME & U.
Jab main na rahu duniya mein
To aasman mein dekhkar itna keh dena,
Stupid i miss u.
Kagaz apni kismat se udta hai lekin
Patang apni qabiliyat se.

Isliye kismat sath de ya na de
Qabiliyat hamesa sath zarur deti hai.
Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,
Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.
Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain.
Sometimes things look so romantic in hindi like:
Mein kho gaya hun tere pyar mein, ab tum b kho jao..

Now try in english :
Im lost in ur love, now u get lost. 😀
Pene do sharab abhi to sham baki hai
ae yaar tere naam ka bhi 1 jaam baki hai
jana aih ladkhadate hue maikhane se
peene do abhi to kadmo mein jaan baki hai.
Chahat hai kisi ki chahat pane ki,
Chahat hai chahat ko azmane ki,
Woh chahe hame chahe na chane par chahat hai,
Unki chahat me mit jane ki.
Kahte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri hoto
kismat mein mohhbat nahi hoti.

Par sach to ye hai ki hatho mein ho koi
pyara hath to lakiro ki bhi jarurat nhi hoti.
Dil mein hasrato ko daba ke jete hai,
Apne gamo ko duniya se chupa ke jete hai,
Kya lotega jamana khusiyo ko humare,
Hum khusiya to apne pyar pe luta ke jete hai.
Khamosh guzar jaate hai woh kareeb se,
sawaal uthte hai ajeeb se,
woh khafa hai ya yeh unki ada hai,
shikaayat bhi kya kare apney naseeb se.
Kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se,
Maango usi se jo dede khusi se,
Chaho usi ko jo mile kismat se,
Dosti karo usi se jo nibhaye hassi se.