Malayalam SMS

Manasill Viriyunna Oru Poovu Pole Ennill Ne
Ennum Virinju Nillkum Nalla Oru FRIEND Aayi.

Father:- Examil jayichalum thottalum
ninaku Njan bike vangitharum

Boy: ethu bikeaa vangi tharunne?
Father: Jayichal
Pulser 220
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Thottal M-80
Poyi meen
vitto Jeevicho.

Nigalude Facebook Profile pic nu 1 million likes veno?

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Follow the trick steps..
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1)Create a new account!
2) 1st name- “1 Million ”
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3) 2nd name- “Peoples”
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Now go to your profile pic and like it.
Then log out and check notification.
1 million peoples liked your profile picture.!!
Entha correct alle !!

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Kee! kee! kee!

Sorry ente sms Traffic Jam il pettu poyi.
Atha late ayathu

Mukhathe Karutha Paadukal, Mukhakkuru, Karuppu Niram..
iva 100% Poornamayum Maattuvan Upayogikku
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!

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circles urappayittum Tharam.

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Show this interest in your studies.

Appo Girls okke thanne impress aayikkolum !!

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Lorry ayakkunnundu

SMS undenkil kayattividuka

Nee kayari irikaruthu
Waste venda .
athinu vere muncipalityude vandi varum.

24 hrs tennis Activated in your mobile!!

LOADING ->>>>>>

Plz

wait

LOADING ->>>>>>

is is is is is
is is is is is

serikkum nokkikko ten “is” thanne allennu!!

Aana and Urumbu were classmates
Aana is regular student, but urumb usually cut classes
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Bcoz that urumbu was a ‘CUT’ Urumbu!

Budhi illathavarkkayi itha oru question
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Budhi illathavarkke ennallae paranjathu pinnenthina kuthi kuthi nokkunnathu.

This is an adult message. If ur under the age of 18, pls don’t read dis sms..!

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Election varunnudu ellavarum vote cheyyanam.!

Nerariyan Nerathe Ariyan
“DESABHIMANI” vayikkuka.

Nerathe vayichathu Neraano ennariyan
“VERE PATHRAM VAYIKKUKA”

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4 karimeen fry ayachitund..
choru kazikumbol kazicholu...
GOOD NIGHT

U r a amtinathoning.
U r my eanmt exclrmination.
U r sweet ambtrikated.
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Oh. Pinne njekki nokunnathu kanda thonnum
mukali paranjadallam manasilayi ennu !!

Manthri: prabho yudhathinu thayyaragan
ayal rajyathe rajav msg ayachitund.
Enthu cheyyanam ?
Rajav: message sending failed
– ennu thirichu ayachekku.

kambi 1
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kambi 3
kambi 4
kambi 5
kambi 6
kambi 7
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kambi 9
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Ennode kalichal ithu pole kambi ennikkum sookshicho

Puthiya love letter

Ente MARRIE,
innale oru GOOD DAY aayirunnu
nammude meeting haaa.. NICE
pakshe nammude love FIFTY FIFTY il aanu
kaaranam ninte father oru TIGER alle
ninte LITTLE HEARTS enikku tharika
allengil ente hridayam CRACK JACK aakum.

MUNNAR KAANNANO??

good ALLE!!

SCROLL DOWN:-

ITHAA 666 (MOONU AARU)!!!

HAPPY AYILLE?

Chaanjadi aadi urangu nee,
Charinjaadi adi urangu nee,

Chanjo, Charinjo, Malarnno,
engane engilum onnu
urangi pandaramadangu !!

10 birds were sitting on a tree

A hunter shoot over 9 birds flew away

but 1 bird sitting : why ?

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Ahankaaram allathentha ?

Are you free now?
Oru samshayam chothichotte?
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-Ingane button amarthiyal keypadinu damage varumo?

Oru
Nertha
Punjirium,
Nooru Mohangalum
Nalki
Nee
Dhoorekku Marayumbol
ee
Thanutha Ekaanthathayil Njan
Innum thanichaanu !
“I M i S S U”

enikkariyaavunna avall maranapettu….
aaarum thunayillaaatha snehikkaaanillaaatha
oraaaalle snehikunathin okkilla orupaaad
frds ullavare snehikkumpoll….
2 um vyathyastha anubavamaaayirikkum….
aaaraaarum thuna illaaathavareya snehikkendathu.

Eppol ninaku ente pranayam veanda
but orikal ne manasilakum ne eppol
nalshttapeduthya ente pranayam eni
orikalum aril ninnum ninaku kittan
kazhiyatha pranayamayirunu ennuVaisakh.

Nom urangan kidannootto..
Ksheenam Isshy unde..
Nammod virodham onnum illyacha..
Nammude vakayayi oru

Shubha Rathri Angad sweekarikya!

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Oru Karyam Parayatte…?
Chevi Kanikku…
(‘v’) <' ) (( )) (/ /)- _"__"__"__"_ "~ Good Night ~"

Sathyathinteyum;
Neethiyudeyum;
Nanmayudeyum;
Vinayathinteyum;
Soundaryathinteyum;
Pratheekamaya…..
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~~~ N J A N ~~~
Urangan Pokunnu.
Good Night!!

Raathriyayi..
Bhootham varunna neramayi
Vegam moodi puthachu kidannurangikko…
Enthina veruthe paavam bhoothathine pedippikkunnathu?
Shubha Ratri!

Rathriyile Good night oru wishes mathramalla..
Athiloru sathyam koodi undu.
Njan urangunnathinu munpu ninne orkkunnu enna
Sathyam..
Good night.. Sweet dreams

Omana.
thingal..
kidavo…
nalla….
komala…
thamara… poovo…

Baki thannathane
paadi
urangikko!!

Sweet Dreams.

Urangalle urangalle.

I want to pray for U
“Ente Daivame,

plz
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vayikunavare
innu katillil ninnu
Urutti thazhe Idane!

Ini
UrangiKKo.

Swapnangalku kavalayi,
Manassinu thooval sparshamayi,
Jeevithathinu vazhikatiyayi,
Nalathe suprabhatham maratte !
Shubha Rathri!

Kooo…chuk chuk….chuk…
Your Attention Please
Train no.1234 GOOD Night il ninnu GOOD morning vare pokunna
Sweet Dreams EXPRESS alpa samayathinullil ningalude
eyes enna platformleku vannu cherum.
wish you a happy journey to sleep Good Ni8.

Punchiri kondu poonilavum,
Vakkukal kondu thenmazhayum,
Sneham kondente hrudayavum,
Niracha ente suhrithinu..

Shubha Ratri.

Oru Rathri kondu Swapnangal theerunilla.
Oru Swapnam kondu Jeevithavum,
Athu kondu Kathirikkam
Nalla Oru Nalekku Vendi.

Good night & Sweet dreams.!

Naaleyude Poomottukal Thedi Pokumpol;
Kozhinju poya Innalekal Marakkathirikkuka.
Bcoz, Orikkal Nammodoppam
Aa Innalekal Mathrame Undayirunullu.!
Sweet dreams!

Thirakku pidicha oru dinam koodi
Jeevithathil ninnum kozhiyumbol;
athinte andya yaamangalkku munbe
pathivupole innum njan ninne orthu….

Snehapoorvam shubharathri.!

Nalla Nilavulla rathri,
Sukha seethalamaaya kattu,
Nidra devi mizhikale punarunnu,
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Enkil aare nokki irikuva
Poyi kidannu Urangada..

Good night & sweet dreams.

Sammanagalum ashamsakalum
manoharamakkunna madhuramee
dinathil orth vekkan orupad
upaharagalude koottathil
ante sneham niranaja
pirannal ashamsakal

Ormayil sookshikaan
souhridathinte oraayiram
mayilpeeli thundukal sammaanicha…
hridayathin thanthrikalil
sneha sangeetham pozhicha…
manjinte nanutha sparsamulla
ninte sohridam enikennum venam…
ninakente hridayam niranja
oraayiram janmadinaashamsakal…

Njan Ee dhinatho
Valareyathikam
Snehikunnu
Karannam
Varshagalkku Munb
Ee dhinathilanne
Eanik Eattavum nalla
Suhrthaya nine
Labhichath
Ente
Sneham Nirancha
PIRANAl ASHAMSAKKAL

Pularithan manicheppu thurakkumpol,
Kilikalude kalakalaravam mizhikale unarthumbol,
Pulnambile manjuthullipole oru suprabhatham Koodi
Good Morning!

Inna chayakudikku

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cupum plateum kazhuki thrichu viduka.
naleyum chaya kudippikkam!

Good Morning!

Ormakal pookkunna Poomarathil
Orayiram varna pushpangal viriyumbol
Athiloru manoharamaya Poovai
Nee ennum kozhiyathe virinju nilkate!
Good Morning!

Pradheekshicha Jeevitham
Ee Lokathu
Aarkum Kitunnilla..

Enkilum,

Pradheekshakal Illathe Aarum
Jeevikunnumilla.
Good Morning

Njan enthenkilum thettu chechiyodu cheytho?
Enthina enne ingane avoid cheyyunnathu?
Ee aazhchayil orikkalenkilum nee enne ortho?
Snehathode, Urs
TOOTH BRUSH
Good Morning

Nilavil Ninum Chandran Vida Parayubol
Swapnangalil Ninum Nidra Piriyubol
Kulirekam
PRABHATHAM
Ninne Oru Unarvi Sparshikatte
Good Morning

Varshangalkku Munbe…
Nakshatra koodarathile kanni ayirunna nee…
Bhoomiyil Janichathu enikku vendi anenkil…
engine anu pinne aa divasam njan marakkuka…
orikkal nne ende shabdam kelkkathe varikayanenkil…
Nee akasathekku nokku appol oru nakshtrmayi chirichu
kondu njan parayum “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

Pakshikal Urangi…
Sooryanum Urangi…
Kattum Urangi……

Nee Mathram Enthe Urangiyilla.?

Ooh!
Njan Marannu…

Ente Good Night Kathirikkuvnalle..!!

GoOd NiGhT & SwEeT DreaMs

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

I’m C.M

U r P.M

I’m local

U r S.T.D

I’m star

U r super star

I’m good

U r very good

I’m silver

U r gold

I’m 10% Branthan !
U r100% Branthan !!

UKG Rowdy
Son:Njan ini skoolil ponilla
Mom:Y..
S:Joli cheyyan pova
M:Verum UKG padicha ninakk enth joli kittana..
S:LKG girlsnu tution edukum!

Son: Amme kinattil eli veenu
Mom: Aa elipetti kinatilito
Sis: Venda,namukku poochaye idam
Dad: Aarum Pedikenda njan kinatil visham ittitund!

Daivam ennodu chodichu ee lokathu ninakku ethra friends undennu…

paavam pullikkariyilla FRIENDS aanu ente lokam ennu..

kadal meghathodu chodhichu,…..

Nee endhina mazhayayi endemel peyyunnadhu…

Megham paranju,….

Njan swayam illathayalum Eniku nee valuthayi kaananam…..

kaalangal kazhiyumbol mohangal poovaniyumbol

Aarum aareyum manapurvam orkilla…

Pakshe orikal thirinju nokkumbol thonnum avareyokke
tirichu kittiyirunnuvenkil ennu…

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
Kar’n said,”Makal Padmaja.
Moolathil oru pal payasam.
Hear’g this Soopi said,
“Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani

Kozhiyaan neram Ela marathodu paranju……

Nee kaathirikkanam……

Manniloode valamayi……

Orikal njan ninte chillayil veendum thalirkum vare.

hai dear first count the star…
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entha enikazinjo … nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram
enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille…
Good Morning.

Pranero tore jare mon chay,
Badhibo tare bina badhone ei ashay,
Mukhapane chahiya bhulibo sob klanti,
Prokhoro tape bohiya anibe shitolo shanti,
Ghana tamashar adhare rohia pashe nana chole,
Hoibe mor pothero patheo;janibo tare BANDHU bole……..

Panineerin
Parimalam
Parilasikkum
Pankacha
Puthunaari nin varavum kaath
Paadunnu njana shoka gaanam..

Thalle entheru parayanu..
Ninne vilikkumbo oru chellakkili parayuva
nee not reachable anennu.
ninak range poya kaaryam avalum arinjode..

Snehikan vendi samayam chilavakkaaM..
Pakshe…
Samayam kalayan aareyum snehikkarutH…

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Ormayude thaalukalil oru mayilpeeli thundu pole
sukshichu vekkaan kochu kochu paribhavangalum
thamaashakalum niranja ee sauhradam ennum nilanilkkatte…

Elam kattaal nrithamaadunna ee manohara ……
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allenkil venda
GoOd MoRnNiNg.

Panineerin
Parimalam
Parilasikkum
Pankacha
Puthunaari nin varavum kaath
Paadunnu njana shoka gaanam..