Malayalam SMS Jokes

Father:- Examil jayichalum thottalum
ninaku Njan bike vangitharum

Boy: ethu bikeaa vangi tharunne?
Father: Jayichal
Pulser 220
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Thottal M-80
Poyi meen
vitto Jeevicho.

Nigalude Facebook Profile pic nu 1 million likes veno?

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Follow the trick steps..
100% working
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1)Create a new account!
2) 1st name- “1 Million ”
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3) 2nd name- “Peoples”
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Now go to your profile pic and like it.
Then log out and check notification.
1 million peoples liked your profile picture.!!
Entha correct alle !!

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;’ = ( “”””””””!”=l
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Kee! kee! kee!

Sorry ente sms Traffic Jam il pettu poyi.
Atha late ayathu

Mukhathe Karutha Paadukal, Mukhakkuru, Karuppu Niram..
iva 100% Poornamayum Maattuvan Upayogikku
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!

Some beautiful lines only for u.
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Engine undu lines …..adipoli alle Next time,
circles urappayittum Tharam.

How to impress a CUTE looking Girl:
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Show this interest in your studies.

Appo Girls okke thanne impress aayikkolum !!

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Lorry ayakkunnundu

SMS undenkil kayattividuka

Nee kayari irikaruthu
Waste venda .
athinu vere muncipalityude vandi varum.

24 hrs tennis Activated in your mobile!!

LOADING ->>>>>>

Plz

wait

LOADING ->>>>>>

is is is is is
is is is is is

serikkum nokkikko ten “is” thanne allennu!!

Aana and Urumbu were classmates
Aana is regular student, but urumb usually cut classes
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Bcoz that urumbu was a ‘CUT’ Urumbu!

Budhi illathavarkkayi itha oru question
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Budhi illathavarkke ennallae paranjathu pinnenthina kuthi kuthi nokkunnathu.

This is an adult message. If ur under the age of 18, pls don’t read dis sms..!

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Election varunnudu ellavarum vote cheyyanam.!

Nerariyan Nerathe Ariyan
“DESABHIMANI” vayikkuka.

Nerathe vayichathu Neraano ennariyan
“VERE PATHRAM VAYIKKUKA”

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4 karimeen fry ayachitund..
choru kazikumbol kazicholu...
GOOD NIGHT

U r a amtinathoning.
U r my eanmt exclrmination.
U r sweet ambtrikated.
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Oh. Pinne njekki nokunnathu kanda thonnum
mukali paranjadallam manasilayi ennu !!

Manthri: prabho yudhathinu thayyaragan
ayal rajyathe rajav msg ayachitund.
Enthu cheyyanam ?
Rajav: message sending failed
– ennu thirichu ayachekku.

kambi 1
kambi 2
kambi 3
kambi 4
kambi 5
kambi 6
kambi 7
kambi 8
kambi 9
kambi 10

Ennode kalichal ithu pole kambi ennikkum sookshicho

Puthiya love letter

Ente MARRIE,
innale oru GOOD DAY aayirunnu
nammude meeting haaa.. NICE
pakshe nammude love FIFTY FIFTY il aanu
kaaranam ninte father oru TIGER alle
ninte LITTLE HEARTS enikku tharika
allengil ente hridayam CRACK JACK aakum.

MUNNAR KAANNANO??

good ALLE!!

SCROLL DOWN:-

ITHAA 666 (MOONU AARU)!!!

HAPPY AYILLE?

Chaanjadi aadi urangu nee,
Charinjaadi adi urangu nee,

Chanjo, Charinjo, Malarnno,
engane engilum onnu
urangi pandaramadangu !!

10 birds were sitting on a tree

A hunter shoot over 9 birds flew away

but 1 bird sitting : why ?

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Ahankaaram allathentha ?

Are you free now?
Oru samshayam chothichotte?
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-Ingane button amarthiyal keypadinu damage varumo?

I’m C.M

U r P.M

I’m local

U r S.T.D

I’m star

U r super star

I’m good

U r very good

I’m silver

U r gold

I’m 10% Branthan !
U r100% Branthan !!

UKG Rowdy
Son:Njan ini skoolil ponilla
Mom:Y..
S:Joli cheyyan pova
M:Verum UKG padicha ninakk enth joli kittana..
S:LKG girlsnu tution edukum!