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To b A “Good Profesional” always Start to study Late for “Exams”
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
Tackle “Emergencies”!
Think Different.
Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…
New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….
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Maths sir: What is line?
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A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk.
Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
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Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
Class Room is like a Train
1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches are General coach
Then
Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH.
Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Studant: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Truth of student life –


First bench student knows how to
answer every problem.


But
the last bench student knows how to
face every problem.
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.
Examiner: Why r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator?

Student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (cheating material) today. 🙂
Everybody says
Studying is so easy
just like walking in a
park
But
Only STUDENTS know
That
The park is
Jurassic park with a variety of dinosaurs.
US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.
School Life:
Wo Big gang of frnds
Wo boring uniforms
Wo cycle se school jana
Wo Silly fights
Wo teachers k naam rakhna
Wo Group photos
Wo homework na kar k jana
Wo roz ki pnishmnt
Wo P.T periods
Wo Rocking annual days
So many hands in a single lunch box
HORRER XAMS
Remarkable marks
Terror report card
Self parents signature
Lovable trips
Wo bachpan ka pehla pyar
Wo Summer holidays ka intezar
Wo Aakhri board Xam
Wo Farewell
Wo sab ka bichad jana..
“SCHOOL”
life is just a heaven
send to all your friends to rmember your school life once again.
Imagine Life without Girls

-All theater silent

-Police at rest

-Mobile companies in loss

-Gift shop in loss

All boys were university topper. 😀
Air and Students have the same Mentality

U know how?

Both are turning the books pages without reading.
Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.
Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. 😉
Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! 🙂
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
Teacher: “Can you count?”

kid: “Yes, Teacher!”

Teacher: “Okay, show us.”

Kid: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, and king!”

Teacher: Neutral huh!
Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence

student: WOW..!!
UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS!!!
TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.
We have no idea what to write in exam paper and supervisor comes up and says

PLZ COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..