School/College SMS

Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Studant: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Truth of student life –

First bench student knows how to
answer every problem.

the last bench student knows how to
face every problem.
You know what COLLEGE means??
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.
Examiner: Why r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator?

Student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (cheating material) today. 🙂
Everybody says
Studying is so easy
just like walking in a
Only STUDENTS know
The park is
Jurassic park with a variety of dinosaurs.
US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.
Air and Students have the same Mentality

U know how?

Both are turning the books pages without reading.
Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as


and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.