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Imagine Life without Girls

-All theater silent

-Police at rest

-Mobile companies in loss

-Gift shop in loss

All boys were university topper. 😀
Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
We have no idea what to write in exam paper and supervisor comes up and says

PLZ COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..
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UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS!!!
TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: “Can you count?”

kid: “Yes, Teacher!”

Teacher: “Okay, show us.”

Kid: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, and king!”

Teacher: Neutral huh!
Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence

student: WOW..!!
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Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! 🙂
Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. 😉
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.