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Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for
I have a doubt frnds
22 as twenty two
33 as thirthy three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
but 11 as not onety one
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This is the doubt of last bench association association..
New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….
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Maths sir: What is line?
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A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk.
Goods girls are found

in every corner of the Earth !

But.

Unfortunately

Earth is round.
I Heard A Joke So Funny!
He He He.
I Can’t Stop Laughing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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They Say You Are Intelligent.
It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper
Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams.
Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of
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Not Writing Exams.
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Smoking Effects Lips
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effects Heart
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Direct Coma:-D
Avoid it..
Museum administrator: That’s a 500
year old statue you’ve broken.
Aman: Thank God! I thought
it was a new one!
THE NEXT GENERATION
‘KG’ POEM.

DRINKING DRINKING
LITTLE BEER. HOW !
WONDER WHICH BAR
IS NEAR. QUARTER
RATES R UP SO HIGH.
DRINK A PEG WITH
CHICKEN FRY.
Cheers…
What are the 3 words that can make
your heart skip a beat ??
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. . . Facebook Login Error…
Two old women were sitting on a bench .
1 old women: my memory is really bad.
2 old women:how bad is it?
1 old women:how bad is what?
People Says,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY……”
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So What,
Who’z in a Hurry ….!!!! 😉
Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, Trow your phone against the wall…..
Then assemble the pieces…..
Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…
Man on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking !!!
Facebook Fact
Every One Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .
A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer
so please-stop reading newspapers…cheers…
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua
Another Moon?…
Possible Another Sun?…
Possible Another Sky?…
Possible Another person Like U?…
Impossible ‘Coz God can’t make
the same Mistake twice.
A Boy was driving a car.
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A girl on scooty overtook him.
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Boy shouted,”Hey Buffalo”
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Girl turned back n shouted..”you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey”
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Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by abuffalo crossing d road..
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MORAL:”Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
say”.
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
I Just Hate You!
Go Away..
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again…
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Monday?!

Disturbed
Sunday…..
Urgent girlfriend needed.
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!!
What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times,
they really don’t sit quietly!
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further…
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
A small love story..

Boy:excuse me.!

Girl:yes, bro.!
Tech Joke:
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___



‘A for Apple’
Tragedies with Boys’ Life:

01. Good girls r Not Good looking

02. Good looking girls r Not good girls

03. Good looking & good girls r not single

04. Good looking, good & single girls have strong Brothers :>

05. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brother.
U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

&

U will be a BROTHER for all CUTE GIRLS .
Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while.
Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
Without Love — days are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday…
so be in Love everyday.
Hey guys Check this One
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“1”
My SCIENCE book says & i agree..
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“CELL” is the basic fundamental unit of life..
Only Two Types of Communications are Fastest In The World.


E-Mail To Email
&
Female To Female….
Heart of boys are like a temple!
Holy, truthful and pure…
Thats why when boys say ‘I Love You’,
girls remove their slippers.
Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
He+She=Love
H+S+L=Marriage
H+S+L+M = Child
H+S+L+M+C= Family
H+S+L+M+C+F=Problem.
SO EAST OR WEST BACHELOR LIFE IS BEST.
So enjoy your life…
My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
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I don’t have an iPhone.
Height of insult:

Girl to Boy:

I Like your

Smile becoz……



















My favorite colour iz

“YELLOW”
Arranged marriage is like



accepting an unknown friend
request on facebook!!!!
what will u do ..???
I Hate When Teachers Say
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You Should Know This
You Learned This in 10th standard!
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Damn :
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I Don’t Even Remember
What U taught in Last Lecture!!
Police : Where do you live?
Man : With my parents
Police : Where does your parents live?
Man : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Man : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Man : Next to my neighbours house
Police : Where is your neighbour’s house?
Man : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Police : Tell me
Man : Next to my house.
7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.
Man: Doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor: oh sorry,I forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.
What is a girl friend?

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Addition of problems, subtraction of money,

Multiplication of enemies & division of friends…
A software engineer was smoking.
A lady standing nearby said to him can’t you see
the Warning,
Smoking is injurious to health..!
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He replied “We are bothered only about Errors,
not Warnings !!”
Did You Know!!

– Dinosaurs didn’t eat grass.
There was no grass in the days of the dinosaurs.

– Paris, France has more dogs than people.
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. 😛
Everybody says
Studying is so easy
just like walking in a
park
But
Only STUDENTS know
That
The park is
Jurassic park with a variety of dinosaurs.
If Facebook get Banned,

You will See People Roaming,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands

Crying & Screaming..

“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?”
US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.
Latest Research:

Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which girlfriend??
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That is still a topic of research..!! 😀
The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me request dear, I am blocked. 😀
Monkeys came running to my room
and wanted to trouble good people..
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!
No we cant disturb our Boss!
Air and Students have the same Mentality

U know how?

Both are turning the books pages without reading.
Best Ads:

Forest dept:
Shoot birds with camera
not with gun.

Latest:
Fly with KINGFISHER
Not on PLANE
But with BEER..
Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.
What’s D Difference Between Mother’s & GF’s Tears?

Classic Answer

Mother’s Tears Effect Our HEART & GF’s Tears Effect Our POCKET.
In hell group of people enjoying so much,
GOD: these people r enjoying in hell also why?
Yamaraj: they are friends,
these idiots can adjust anywhere!!!
Deducted to all my friends.
If couples in love are called Love Birds…
Then the ones who break up are called
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Angry Birds.
What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?

A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..

Never miss it!! 😉
Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! 🙂
Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room’
A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..

Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. 😀 😉
I’ve written a poem for you:

Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
If U sneeze once, Think I’m remembering you.

If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U.

If U sneeze thrice, Think I’m Missing You.

4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
See the sky youll see Gods face,
see the rain you will dance once again,
see the moon you will see the depth of lake.
Now see the mirror and you’ll
see the God cutest mistake.
Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people,
And Legends never talk, they send SMS…
New style of proposing a girl..
“i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv
n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter
so lets mk them brother n sister.
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent,
spontaneous,
good-looking,
nice friends,
charming,
funny,
well…Enough about ME!
How about you?
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST*VWXYZ

DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER

YEAH

I MISS “U”
In my life I learned how?
2 love
2 smile
2 be happy
2 be strong
2 work hard
2 be honest
2 be faithful
2 forgive
but I couldnt learn
how.. 2 stop Missing You!
i love U
i love U
i love U
i love U
i love U
hey don get xcited
i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z
hahahaha
New software has been introduced.
Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged
If your don’t like dirty msg,

don’t read this………..

A white dog fell into the mud…

became so dirty!!!

ha ha….
Gathered in a large hall,
an angel asked us to write down our sins
before entering the heaven.
Before I could start wrting I heard you shouting
“Addtional Sheets Please!!!”
Next Gen Child will sing in school

Twinkle Twinkle little star
I just went to royal bar
Whisky rates are up so high
So drink beer with chicken fry.
What difference Between:

1. “girlfriend.
2. Lover.
3. Wife.
4. Stephaney….

simple.

1.prepaid.
2. postpaid.
3. Lifetime.
4. Coin Box….
When ever u hav any problem:

Juz sing any song
then u’ll realise that
Ur voice iz….
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A lot worst than ur problem. True..
LOVE
L- last period of life.
O- opening of sorrow.
V-vacancy of death.
E-emergency call from yamraj.
so never fall in love…..!!!!
The Three fastest means of communication:

Tele-phone,
Tele-vision,
Tell-a-woman
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans.

Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.

A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.

B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Love The LADY,

But

Dont Touch The
BODY.!

If U Touch The
BODY,

U
Become A
DADDY..!!

Pls send this to all KD!

I have already
send to a Big KD.
A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,

After marriage Made for each other,

In future Mad because of each other…..!!!
No calls from you.

No SMS from you.

No emails from you.

I am really afraid whether,

The Dog Catchers found you again!
Oru paiyanuku oru kaila 6 viral irunthuchu.

Avan friends ellorum avana samy,samy nu kupitanga.

Yen theriyuma?

Yosinga?
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Therilaya..!

Yenna avan peru samy.
Yoga teacher to a woman:

Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman:

Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!

Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
BEFORE MARRIAGE

John – Ah… At last, I can hardly wait!!!

Jane – Do you want me to leave?

John – NO! Don’t even think about it.

Jane – Do you Love me???

John – Of course!!! Always have and always will

Jane – Have you ever cheated on me???

John – No! Why are you even asking???

Jane – Will you kiss me???

John – Every chance I get!!!

Jane – Will you hit me???

John – Hell no! Are you crazy?!?!

Jane – Can I trust you?

John – Yes

Jane – Darling!!!

AFTER MARRIAGE

Read from the bottom back to the TOP!!!
One day one boy and girl late to school.

Teacher Asked Girl why were late,

Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school,

i had searched for that i got late.

Teacher asked boy why were u late,

Boy says i am standing on that coin to hide.
Friend: Why da your lover is sitting calm

Boy: She asked lipstick but i gave fevistick.
Man on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.

She is having pain right now”.

Doctor: Is this her 1st child?

Man: No this is her husband speaking….
H.O.D: Padikira pasanga oru naalaikku 6 mani neram thoongina pothum.

Student: Veetlaya collegelaya sir…..???