Last Semester
Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
Similar SMS
txt msg: hello
txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy
2 / 10 = 2 enga proof pannuga pakkalam
2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.
school student: engaluku thariyala.
medical student: it’s impossible.
engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.
arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?
2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)
wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.
school student: engaluku thariyala.
medical student: it’s impossible.
engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.
arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?
2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)
wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..
Principal: I am listening
Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…
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First bench student
Truth of student life –
First bench student knows how to
answer every problem.
But
the last bench student knows how to
face every problem.
First bench student knows how to
answer every problem.
But
the last bench student knows how to
face every problem.
You will See People Roaming
If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming..
“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?”
You will See People Roaming,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming..
“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?”
Student: Mam, Will you punish me
Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
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I can’t live
Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…
When a Guy does Something Wrong
When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry..!
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog?!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..! Stop making me feel Worse..!
Boy : I’m Sorry..!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry..!
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog?!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..! Stop making me feel Worse..!
Boy : I’m Sorry..!
If a single teacher
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?