Similar SMS

txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb

txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead

txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u

txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy

2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

school student: engaluku thariyala.

medical student: it’s impossible.

engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.

arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

If A Boy Cries For A Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Is Stupid,

If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Is Stubborn

If A Boy Gets Depressed For ‘one Girl’,
That Doesn’t Mean He Is A Loser

If A Boy Always Dreams About Only ‘one Girl’,
That Doesn’t Mean He’s Just Got Addicted To Her

If A Boy Is Obsessed For One Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Cant Be With Any Other Girl

If A Boy Is Crazy For One Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Has Lost His Mind….

But,
All That Means Is,
He Loves That Girl So Much
That He Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

Truth of student life –


First bench student knows how to
answer every problem.


But
the last bench student knows how to
face every problem.

If Facebook get Banned,

You will See People Roaming,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands

Crying & Screaming..

“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?”

Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…

When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry..!

When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog?!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..! Stop making me feel Worse..!
Boy : I’m Sorry..!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?