Computer SMS Jokes

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple ?

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. 😛

In interview:

Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate :

This is called protocal mismatch.

First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”.

These two actions are different
can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed..
Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.