Computer SMS Jokes
Dear Computer User,
I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…
Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?
Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!
I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…
Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?
Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple ?
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple ?
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!
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BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!
Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now. 😛
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now. 😛
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?
Candidate :
This is called protocal mismatch.
First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”.
These two actions are different
can not be implemented simultaneously.
Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed..
Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
Manager : Do you know JAVA?
Candidate :
This is called protocal mismatch.
First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”.
These two actions are different
can not be implemented simultaneously.
Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed..
Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.