Doctor SMS Jokes

Man on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking !!!
Man: Doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor: oh sorry,I forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.
At Indian railway station
an American doctor got heart attack
after reading a book’s name..

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A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!