Husband & Wife Jokes

Husband and wife are like two tyres

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further…
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

How much do you love me

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card,
i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards…

Wife: If you keep losing your hair

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

Darling Shall we have

Wife to Husband: “Darling Shall we have Tandoori Chicken to celebrate our wedding anniversary?”

Husband: “Why punish the poor chicken for my mistake?”

A man to doctor

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

Position of a husband

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! 😛 😀

Wife: Darling today

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,

what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!