SMS Jokes

Irish: I want Pink Curtains for my Computer Screen.

Salesman: But Computers do not need Curtains.

Irish: Hey!!! I Have Installed Windows!!!

One day a man’s Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Man:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Man on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.

She is having pain right now”.

Doctor: Is this her 1st child?

Man: No this is her husband speaking….

Mom: Who s Tipu Sultan?

Son: I dont know

Mom: Concentrate on U’r studies u’ll know

Son: Who is Pooja aunty?

Mom: I dont know

Son: Concentrate on ur husband u’ll know!