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There’ll be flowers, Gifts and fun, as you celebrate your day with everyone,
A wish is on your way, To enhance the beauty of the day.
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY*
As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
It is said that if a girl closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most..
and when boys do that..
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SLIDE-SHOW Begins.
May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday.
I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who’d be close to my heart..
It came true when i met YOU on ur speacial day I wish for you…
May all urs dreams & wishes come true.
Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more..
Happy birthday..
Do you want to look back in life and think about what a great life you’ve had?
Then you better start working towards it right away!
Happy Birthday!
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THE NEXT GENERATION
‘KG’ POEM.

DRINKING DRINKING
LITTLE BEER. HOW !
WONDER WHICH BAR
IS NEAR. QUARTER
RATES R UP SO HIGH.
DRINK A PEG WITH
CHICKEN FRY.
Cheers…
What are the 3 words that can make
your heart skip a beat ??
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Da stars wishes u,
da brightness of moon wishes u,
da sunshine wishes u,
da waves wishes u,
da flowers wishes u,
da morning wishes u,
happy birth day to u!
Sweet heart u r so butiful, my luv 4 u will always b true
here is a wish 4 my darling may all ur wish cm true
i wish u a cute happy b’day with lots of luvs hugs nd kissess
frm a hrt that beats just 4 u….
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN
Reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
I did not forget your birthday,I just verbalized my wishes a little late.
Belated happy birthday and wishing you a wonderful year ahead.
May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers Filling with Pleasure
the Minutes and Hours And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory,
Long after Your Birthday has Gone.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY With love.
Friendship is not something that is written on paper,
because paper can be torn.
It is neither something that can be written on a rock,
for even a rock can break.
But
It is written on the heart of a person,
and it stays there forever.
Birthday wishes and blessings are coming your way, my friend!
In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one’s strength,weakness,opportunity and threat). then he asked one of the participants;
what is your strength?
participant: my wife is my strength.
what is your weakness?
participant: your wife is my weakness.
then what is your opportunity?
participant: i am looking for an opportunity
what is your threat?
participant: you are my threat.
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Two old women were sitting on a bench .
1 old women: my memory is really bad.
2 old women:how bad is it?
1 old women:how bad is what?
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful,
my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true I wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…
just 4 you.
You are like an angel because you’ve touched
the life of every person you’ve met.
You deserve the best and the most special of Birthdays so that
you can touch the lives of a thousand more people.
Happy Birthday!
People Says,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY……”
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So What,
Who’z in a Hurry ….!!!! 😉
Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake,
Make ita a day,
that’simply Great!!!
Happy B’Day…
Wishing You 12 Months Of Happiness,
48 Weeks Of Fun,
365 Days Of Success,
8760 Hours Of Good Health,
525600 Minutes Of Good Luck And 3153600 Seconds Of Joy??
Wishing You A Very Happy Birthday Day…
Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
Not just happiness but joy,
Not just riches but wealth,
And most of all love and peace of mind.
Happy Birthday!
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Hey,u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now, and
now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
happy birthday
Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, Trow your phone against the wall…..
Then assemble the pieces…..
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Let me tell you that with every passing year,
you’re becoming the most smart, wise, good looking,
stunning and accomplished person that I have ever known!
May you continue to put out the very best in your life.
Happy Birthday!
Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…
Man on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking !!!
Happy birthday 2u,
happy birthday 2u!
u were born in d zoo,
u were born in d zo0,
with d monkeys,
n donkeys dats looks just like u!
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Facebook Fact
Every One Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .
A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer
so please-stop reading newspapers…cheers…
Make us all proud by doing things that truly spreads
the purpose of your life to the people around you.
On your Birthday, we’re here to tell you that we
will always support you in everything you do.
Happy Birthday!
As you grow up, make sure you have more dreams than memories,
more opportunities than chances, more hard work than luck and
more friends than acquaintances. May you have the very best in life.
Happy Birthday!
May U have all the joy ur heart
can hold All the smiles a day
can bring All the blessings a life
can unfold May U have Gods best in
everything.
HappY BirthdaY.
This msg has No Fat No cholesterol
n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday.
Every Birthday, decide to live whole-heartedly
as if it was your last Birthday ever.
Every Birthday, decide to learn whole-heartedly
as if you never knew anything before.
Happy Birthday and have a great year ahead.
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A SMILE on ur FACE
A Spring in ur STEP
A SONG in ur HEART
Joys to hold Dear
Loved ones to hold near
Moments to cherish
all through D year
Happy Birthday.
With every Birthday may you have 5 new friends,
3 more pounds of wisdom, 2 more tons of hope
and a few more handfuls of magic dust to touch
the lives of everyone around you.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
May each nd every passing yr brings u wisdm peace and cheer
wish ur b’day will b as sweet as chocolate
happy b’day sweethrt…..
Height of Surprise:
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…
Saying Good night is not a Formality or Due to free message,
It’s the art of Saying that I remember you in “My last minute of the Day ”
Good Night.
Make a wish on b’day…….
Make a wish and give it wings…
brings of bright nd beautiful things.
dance through all the fun filled our.
share sm love and b’day cake..
all life joys are urs to take.
Wen d night comes, Luk at the sky
If u c a falling star, Dont wonder y.
Jst make a wish, Trst me, It’ll come true
Coz I did n I found u…
G’night… sweeet dreamz.
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On this special day, may you have:
All the joy, your heart can hold;
All the smiles, a day can bring;
And all the blessings, a life can unfold.
May God bestow you with His bounties and blessings!
Happy Birthday!
A Quote By A Guy For His Girl :

“I Dont Love Or Propose Who Ever I See ,

Because I Am The Gifted IDIOT

To My Beautiful Queen ”
On this day dance like no one’s watching,
sing like no one’s listening,
love like you’ll never get hurt,
and live like it’s heaven on Earth!
Wishing you a Happy Birthday.
On this chill chill night,
in ur dark dark room,
from ur small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Sm1 bed tym isnt far.
Grab ur pillow n snuggle up tight cz
Im wishing u a Gr8 n Wondrful Night.
Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday…
Birthday Wishes For a Fabulous Friend
Wishing you a birthday that’s a very special day–
a day full of smiles and laughter and fun,
a day for enjoying all of life’s little pleasures,
a day for enjoying yourself…
and most of all wishing that this very special day
is only the beginning of a very beautiful year!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
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Distance Is A Test 0f Love.
Many Will Fail For
Those Who Can’t Withstand It.
But For Those Who Can,
There’s 0nly 0ne Answer:
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Night is not only for sleep,
It’s to Forget today’s Sorrow,
To dream today’s Joyness & to receive Tomorrow’s
Happenings. “Happy End of the day”
GOOD NIGHT..
You Can Love
F A C T
Two People At The Same Time,
But
Never
At The Same Level. . .
Wake up happy…
Chase a cloud…
Laugh out loud…
Whistle a tune…
Whisper a promise…
Savor a memory…
Make it a gr8 day…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Your sweet time of today is ending Now,
Forget bad Incidents,
Remembers beautiful Moments,
to refresh your mind
wish you a sweet sleep.
Good Night !
Happy birthday dear.
May ur all d sorrows of ur life get blow with the blow you blow to blow the candles.
And sweet memories like cake comes to ur life..
Many Happy returns of the day..
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Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
With age, may every Birthday of yours also increase your self confidence,
beauty, intelligence, insight and wisdom.
Have a great Birthday!
A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua
Sun wouldn’t be red,
Sea wouldn’t be blue,
I wouldn’t be happy,
Without disturbing you!.
“Goodnight”
Another Moon?…
Possible Another Sun?…
Possible Another Sky?…
Possible Another person Like U?…
Impossible ‘Coz God can’t make
the same Mistake twice.
Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!!
Dear Sweetheart,
On your birthday, I am thinking about the best gift I could choose for you.
Would it be a wet kiss, a loving hug or a red rose?
Please take your pick or you can even have them all.
Have a memorable Birthday!
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The moon is sailing in sky,
with out any noise or shy,
she comes at night,
but looks so bright,
she never comes at noon,
and disappears soon.
Good Night.
Love sweet as sugar,
bitter if you dont know it better.
bed the best place to think of memories
which put u to sleep,
telling u goodnite.
Your smile, ur touch, D way U love me
I never knew…until U
What a relationship could be.
So I celebrate you.
my love, My life
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Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile.
Thinking of you makes me smile.
Being with you is the best thing ever.
& loving you is what I”ll do forever..
Good night!
I m so glad u wr born, bcoz u have a brighten of my lyf and filled it with joy..
happy b’day…
When all the Bird leave the sky
When all ocean will dry,
When all ur friends will say u buy,
Then I Will be there to say u “HI”
Good Night.
B-be yourself.
I-Invite new challenges
R-recall pas triumphs.
T-trust ur instincts
D-derire only the best
A-affirm ur strength.
Y-u’re got what i takes!!!
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A Boy was driving a car.
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A girl on scooty overtook him.
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Boy shouted,”Hey Buffalo”
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Girl turned back n shouted..”you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey”
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Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by abuffalo crossing d road..
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MORAL:”Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
say”.
My you have:
All the joy your heart can hold;
All the smiles a day can bring;
All the blessings a life can unfold;
May you get the world’s best in everything.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
Birds are going to sleep ….
Wind is going to sleep…
But Why you are not sleeping?
Oh!! Sorry !!!
Are you waiting for my Good night wishes..

Ok… Ok….

“Good night sweet dreams”
May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
all the smiles a day can bring,
all the blessings a life can unfold,
may you get the world’s best in everything.
Wishing you a Happy Birthday!
Mountain rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
Diffrence btwn horror nd beautiful night..
A beautiful night is when u hug ur teddy bear nd sleep,
But horror is when
it hugs u back!!
Good Night !
“LIFE & TIME are the world’s best two teachers.
LIFE teaches us the use of TIME & TIME teaches us the value of LIFE..
GOooood morning…. Hav a wonderful day !!
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You are my dream in my sleep;
You are my vision in my eye;
You are my smile on my lips;
You are beat of my heart;
You are an angel in my prayer;
You are light of my life;
Happy Birthday, my love!
In the journey of your life, may you count your successes with each passing Birthday
and may you never have to look back on any regrets of your life.
Happy Birthday dear!
Dont waste thinking abt ur lost past
Dont waste time 4 planning ur future
Better kill sum mosquito with that time
So tht u can sleep better.
Good Night.
“The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.
Mistake is a single page in a part of life
But
Relation is a book of dictionary.

So, Don’t lose a full book for a single page.
Good Night.
Morning has a great meaning.
Every morning d SUN says
“Wake up like me” SKY says
“Aim my height” WIND says
“Refresh like me” and
I say GOOD MORNING.
Darkness is evrywhere,
The birds r back there home,
Road r quite
Evrybody is sleeping,
Bt im not, U know y?
Just wanted 2 say u
Good Night.
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Morning is silent,
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.
Nite time and the whle world is asleep,
Bt caring hrts r awake thinking abut spcl 1s like u.
Gud Nite..
Good Morning.
It Is Time To Jump Out Of Bed,
Brush Your Teeth,
Eat Your Breakfast And
Get Ready To Grab
All The Opportunities That Will Come Your Way.
A spcl face,
a spcl smile,
a spcl sm1,
a spcl hug 4rm me 2 u,
a spcl prsn,
I found in u,
Sweet Dreams, Sleep well..
Good Morning the sun is up
time to fill your coffee cup.
The day is new
and how it will be is up to you.
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Love is like a cloud…
love is like a dream…
love is 1 word and everything in between…
love is a fairytale come true…
Coz I found love when I found U.
Millions of Greetings;
Thousands of Colours;
Hundreds of Wishes;
Hundreds of Cakes;
And lots of Smiles;
That’s what I ask God to give you through out your life!
Happy Birthday!
Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)
A birthday is a million moments,
Each holding a promise of fulfillment of ur dreams,
And accomplishments of some special plans.
Wish U a very “Happy Birthday”