Exam SMS

To b A “Good Profesional” always Start to study Late for “Exams”
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
Tackle “Emergencies”!
Think Different.
Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.
Examiner: Why r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator?

Student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (cheating material) today. 🙂
US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.