Teasing SMS

Happy Wedding Day to u.

Enna lukku?

Msg eppadi vena anuppuven,
padichittu frwrd pannunga. Illa delete pannunga. ok?
‘Happy new year 3001’
The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn’t it rain on you?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
So, sweet ur smile.

so,sweet ur style.

so sweet ur voice.

u c how sweetly i lie.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – its really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo …
one was caught watching tv …
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
U R So,
S art!
s art!
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
this doesn’t fit u…
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.

The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn’t started.
Guess why ?

Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Please select one of the following days:








And kindly take a bath at least on that one day

because I can’t tolerate bad smell.
Think different do different…

Make different…

Achieve different…

Spead different…

Then only you can go to Metal Hospital…..
I m getting married next month…
its small party and only few people will be invited….
dont bring any gift….
just bring someone who ll marry me.
Today is international handsum boys and beautiful girls day,
so send this msg to someone who looks smart and cute.
pls dont send back to me.
i have already received 10,868,520,000,000,000,000,000,000 msg pa and i m still receiving.
alaga poranthale ippadithan.
i think this is the 1st SMS for u..