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enna pakirenga?
Bed & Bedsheet anupiruken Amaithiya thoongu.
Good Night.
Pisasu Visiri Veesa,
Peigal Thallathu paada,
boodhangal isi Amaika,
Katerai Kall Ammuka,
Mogini Kadhai Solla,
Avaigalin Naduvil inbammaga Thoongu,
Good Night.
Aiyooo..
Bagavanaeee..
Logathula Yarukum Porupilai
Yarukum Akarai illai
Manushaluku Manushal “Good nite”
Kuda Solla Matangarale Easwaraa.
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“PULI” Thoongumbothu neenga elupinalum;
Neenga Thoongumbothu PULI elupinalum;
Aapu ungalukkuthan..!
So Dont disturb me!
I am going to Sleep!
Payanigalin Kanivana Gavanathirku..
Vandi Yen.143..,
‘GOOD NIGHT’ Station’il irundhu,
‘KANAVU DESAM’ Markkamaga,
‘NICE DAY’ Station Varai Sellum
“GOLDEN DREAMS EXPRESS”
innum Siridhu Nerathil Platform Yen.1-il
irunthu Purappada Thayaraga Ulladhu…
Payanigal Anaivarukkum
Good Night.!
Sweet Dreams.!
Nilavai Paarkum Podhu,
Nee Dhooramai iruppadhai Unarkiraen…
Enn Nizhalai Paarkum Podhu,
Nee Ennodu iruppadhai Unarkiraen…
Good Night!
Nila Vaanathil irunthalum,
Adhan Velicham Boomiyil than irukkum.
Adhu Pola..
Nee Yenga irundhalum,
Un Ninaivu Endrum Enn Manadhil than irukkum.
Good Night!
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Un ninaivugal yeno
ennai kolkindrana anbae…
naan unnai vendam endru kuriya
antha nodi muthal…
Ne irukum elle yadathillum nan irupan
epdi theriyuma !
un idhayathil !!
tholi endra our vadivamai!!!
100 Rupa CurrencyKkum 5 Rupa Coinukkum Enna Vithiyasam?
Valigalai Mattume Varamaai Thanthu Sendru Vidaathe?
Entrum Un Nenaiudan
Nee pathitha suvaduhalil thodangukirathu en payanam
2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

school student: engaluku thariyala.

medical student: it’s impossible.

engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.

arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..
T.Nagar ponal tea vangalam, ana
Virudu nagar pona virudu vaanga mudiyuma
Thookkaththil un chaththam kettu elundhu paarththen,
nee illai, pinbuthan therinthathu
athu en idhayaththil thudikkum,
UN NINAIVUGAL endru.
Unarvu Elamal Valum Valkai,
valkai Oomaiyakathu,
Uyire Un Ninaivu Elamal Valvathu,
Valkaiye Aakathu..
So, Un Nenaivila Valkai,
Unarvu Ala,
“Uyir” Elamal Valvatharku Samama..

By,sana
Kadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri.,
Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri.,
Evanum thooka maataan!!
Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la Silentlathan use pannanumnu Manager sollittaar.
Staff2: Yen???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Athan!!!
Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholthan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Intha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kodu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey
Pin aval unnai athigamaga pesa vaithu viduval “thaniyaga”.
Arththamatra vaazhvai arththamullathaaga
maatruvathu Anbu,
Arththamulla vaazhvai arputhamaga
maatruvathu Natpu…!
Vaazhvarinthu selavu seithaal
vazhkai malarum,
Varavai meeri selavu seithaal
vazhkai karugum…!
Nanpa unnai paarkka thudikkum
en kangalukku eppadi puriya vaippean
Nee thaan en imai endru…!
Uravga irunthal endro maranthirupen
uyirodu alava kalanthuvittai
yeppadi marapathu unnai?
Parkum pothu oru Azhagana sirippu..
Pesum pothu anbana varthai…
Parkavum, pesavum mudiyatha bothu
chinnatha oru SMS…!
That’s friendship..
Vandhaen unnai paarka aavaludan,
Kandaen unnai innoru’vanudan,
Vadin’dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,
kanneer illai, ratham.
Pallikoodathil pet teacher potta neelam thandum kottai
thandiya enakku en KUDUMBA VARUMAI KOTTAI thanda mudiyavillai….
Unnai ninaikkum podhu
ovvoru netchathirathaium
padaikka sonnen
velila vandhu paar
unnai yeathanai
murai ninaithen endru
Nimathiya irukum pothu kaadhala thedi alaivom…

Kadhal Vanthathu’ku aparam NIMATHIYA thedii Alaivom..
Serial Paathu Alurai Pengala Vida

Kalyanam CD Paathu Alurai Aangal than ulagathilai aathiyam.
Athigama Weight irukura POOCHI Edhu Theriyuma??

Theriyalaya???

MOOOTAPOOCHI.!

Is ok dont cry ithu ellam sagacham.
Love enbathu mobile’la vara call mathri,
seriya use pannatil MISS call avidum.

BUT

Wife enbathu Message mathri naangal use panninalam,
use pannatilum athu inbox’la poi SAVE avidum.
Kadhal vandhal namudan irukkum nanbanai piriya vaikum

Aanal

Andha kadhaluku udhavuvadhu adha nanban mattum than ….!!!
Veveru urukalil irunthu vandhom
ne yar endru ennaku theriyathu
nan yar endru unnaku theriyathu

Aanal
nammai serthu vaippadhu kalluri ennum idam.
KALLURI VALKAI ENBATHU MUNDRU AANDU THAN
NANBAN ENBAVAN KADASI VARAI IRUPPAVAN
Train’la Ponaal Kaasau Save Panalam
Plane’la Ponaal Timeu Save pannalam
Aaanal lovelu ponal thaadiya koodai shaave panna mudiyathu.
Kadhal Enbathu Bank Locker Mathriii,
Naamai lifea eppathavathu vachurukulam
eppa vendalum eduthu kolalam.

Kalyanam enbathu kovil undiyal maathri,
thirimbii kidakaiva kidaikaathu!
Parthiban: Naan solara thannila neechal adipiya?
Vadivelu: Naan evlo periya neechal veeran theriuma??
Parthiben: Intha tumler thannila neechal adi pakkalam
Vadivelu: Ennaathuu!!???
Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga Vikkum?
Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa,
Entha Oorla saapittalum,

Thondaila than “VIKKUM”.
A man is having Rs.200 but he gave 100 Rs each for 4 beggars

Intha kanakku sariya thappa?


Thappilla…, it is correct.


Eppadi?



Because,

4 peruku nallathu panna ethuvume thappilla..
“Kann adiththu paarthen aval mayangavillai”

“Kattaiyal adithen udane mayangi vittaal”

– Nammakita mayangatha figure illa pa.
Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine’la visiting card’da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma ‘nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi’ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.
Friend 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum

Friend 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhuthu
Bar’la ukkanthu feeling panninavanum
Bike’la ukkanthu wheeling panninavanum
ratham karkai’ma ponnatheii ILLAI!
kanavukalil vaalvathu kaadhal alla!
aval ninaivukalil vaalvathuthan kaadhal
Thoda ninaitalum todamal pesuvathu kathalin alagu,
Thoda ninaikamale tottu pesuvathu natpin alagu.
Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da va paarpom….!!!
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.
Conductor: Nee eppavum padiyile
nikiriye ne enna watch mana..
BOY: ne eppavum sillarai kekuraiye
ne enna pichaikarana..
Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….
“Nam Idhayam Entha Alavuku Pidithavargalidam Sandai Podugiratho
Antha Alavirku Avargalidam Anbai Ethirparkum”…
“Oru naal palaginaalum
Oru murai verutthaalum Pinbu
Ovvoru murai ninaikka vaikkum
Punithamaana Uravu thaan unmaiyana Naptu…
“Nijangalai Vida
Ninaivugal Thaan
Inimaiyanavai.
Yean Endral…
“Nijam Enbadhu
Sila Nimidamdhan.
But,
“Ninaivugal Endrum Nirandharam..
Unara Mudiyatha Santhoshathai Kodupathum…!
Unara Mudiyatha Valiyai Kodupathum…!
Ungal Manathirku Pidithavar Mattum than….
“Azhagai ethir parkum oruvaridam anbai kattathe,
unnidam anbu vaikum oruvaridam azhagai ethir parkathe”
Beauty is not in face,it’s in pure heart. !
Lunch box la lunch irunda atha paarkalam

but

match box la match parka mudiyuma..
Penne
nam kadhal thodaka kalviyai irundhu tholai thoora kalviyai nirkiradhu
innum mel nilai akuvadhu eppodhu.
Love is fashion
BUT
friendship is ocean

fashion maridum
but
ocean eppavum marathu.
Man1: Naan dhinamum 4lu maniku elam elunduduvan
Man2: Apadiya
Man1: Aaama aduku meala thoongina yeanga lab supervisor naai madiri kathuvaru
“Ethuvum puriyatha pothu valkai thodangukirathu! ”
Ellaam puriyum pothu valkai mudikindrathu”
That is life..
“Oru Uravaal unaku SANTHOSAM varum endral…!”
“kandipaga oru naal KANNEERUM varum…!”
“Sarithiram Orumurai Un Perai Solla Vendum Endral –
Nee Pala Murai Ennidam Vara Vendum” ippadikku, “MUYARCHI”.
Naina: Amma adichadarkku yaenda ippadi aluvara?
Son: Unnai maadiri ennala vali thanga mudiyadhu naina.
En lover romba kanjam di.
Edha vachhu sollura di?
Beach’la poi sundal saapida’laamna,
kovilukku poi saapidalamm endru solluraaru.
Son: Appa, ungala vida amma periyavangala?
Father: illa, aen?
Son: Neenga than sonneenga periyavangala ethirthu pesa koodadu endru.
Adha vachu than solluren.
Man1: Vaanga.! Vaanga.!, Neenga Mapla Vetukarara,
Ponnu vetukarara ?…
Man2 : illainga… Naan Ponnoda Palaya Veetukarar.?
Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhaalum,
aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa.
“NATPU” Enbathu “KANNADI” Pola
Udainthaal Serkka Mudiyathu!
Serthaalum Paarkka Mudiyathu!
En payyan seidha velai naala ennala veliya thalaiya kaata mudiyala!
Appadi enna pannaan?
En “WIG”gai kuppaiyila thooki pottuttan.
7 Paramparaikku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthaalum
fast food kadaila ninnukittu thaan saapidanum!
Son : appa enaku bike vangi kodunga…
Dad : kadavul namaku 2 kaal yethuku koduthirukaru? .
Son : onnu gear poda… Inonu break poda… .
Dad : ???
Nee virumbumpothu
azhagaai pesugiraai…
naan virumbum
neranggalil thimiraai pesugiraai…!
Ninaivodu nee irunthal
uyirodu nan irupen un anbukkaga…
marakkamal nee irunthal
maru piraviyum edupen un nanbaraga..
Endrum anbudan.
“Vazhkayill kastangal athigamaga varavillai endral
Pala vishaiyangal kadaisivarai theriyamaleye poividum”..
“Pirivum Kobamum Oruvarai Marapadharkaga Alla…!!
“Avargalai Adhigamaga Ninaippadharkku…!!
Teacher padam nadathi kondirukumbothu.. ..
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher ???
Girl 1: Ethukku un husband’a pottu adikkira?
Girl 2: pudusa bike vanginaru Authula en name’a otti vachirukkaru?
Girl 1: nallathu thana Panirkkiraru!
Girl 2: Adi podi Atha ” kikker ”la Otti vachirukkaru?
Girl 1:????.
Oru kallu melai kannadi pattalum
oru kannadi melai kallu pattalum
damage kannadiku thaan

athai mathri,

Oru ponnai nee love panninalum
antha ponnu unnai love panninalum
damage unnaku thaan!
Kovil maniyai namma adichcha saththam varum…
Aana kovil mani nammala adichcha raththam thaan varum.
Man1: Ethuku sir padichukittu irukura payyana potu ippadi adikiringa?
Man2: Summa irunga sir, examuku kooda pogama padichukitu irukan sir..
LUNCH BAG-la LUNCH kondu poga mudiyum…
Aana, SCHOOL BAG-la SCHOOL-a kondu pogamudiyuma?
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Bank manager: Maadu vanga loan kekkureengale…
Eppadi kattuveenga?
Farmer: Kayaru pottuthan kattuven sir.
Unakkul en ninaivum,
enakkul un ninaivum,
irukkumvarai namakkul pirivu enbathey illai.
Kadalil iruppadu uppu.,
nam iruvarkkidayil iruppadu natpu,
adai prikka ninaippadu thappu,

g.rajesh
Kili yen pachaiyaga irukku…?



Ans: adhu dhinamum pacha thanniyila kulikkudhu..adhaan.

How is it.
Stunt Master’rai kalyanam pannathu thappa poyidhuchu.

Women2: Yen?

Women1: Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi’kittu varaaru!
Orutharukku Bank-la irunthu notice vanthuchu…
“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriuttu poi irukku…
aanal, neenga innum oru report kooda kudukkalayea yen sir???”
Atharkku antha Person-oda reply…
“Athu thiruttu ponathu romba sandhosamdhanga….
Yen-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan
Selavu panran…”
Kalyana Veetil Serupai Tholaithavan
Ezuthiya Oru kavithai.
Ulle Oru Jodi Searnthu vittathu…
Veliye Oru Jodi Tholainthu Vittathu…
Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan
karupu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan
vannangalil illai vazhkai
Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai
Malar koduthum manam irangadha aval
indru kanneerudan malar thoovugiral…


En Thirumanathil…
(kallarai ellam kidayadhu)
Namaku 1000 figure madiyum Machi….
Jeevan ullavarai manithan
Panam ullavarai Mariyaathai
Nesam ullavarai Paasam
Yen Uyir ullavarai Nam Natpu
Singam thoongum pothu nee eluppinaalum,
nee thoongum pothu singam eluppinaalum,
sangu unakku than.
so
enna disturb pannatha na thoonga poren…. eppudi!
Nee Nesikkum Palar….
Unnai Marakka Ninaithalum
Unnai Nesikkum Silarai…
Nee Ninaikka marakathe.
Kaalam kaathirupathu illai!

“Aanaal”

Nammai Nesikum Unmaiyana Idhayam
namakaaga nichaiyam kaathirukkum…!
Mannika mattum kattrukol…
Yen endral Nammai yematriyavargalai
oru nerathil naam nesithirupom…
Roadla oru paiyanum ponnum nadanthu poranga.
paiyanoda mamiyar ponnoda mamiyarukku amma.
apdinna rendu peru enna relation..
reply me..
Virumbuvathu Ellam Kidaippathu Illai..
Kidaippathu Ellamum Nilaippathu Illai..
Vidum Moochu Kuda Nirantharam Illai.!
So be happy in every moment..
“Azhagai” ethir parkum oruvaridam
“Anbai” kaattathe…!,

Unnidam “Anbu” vaikkum oruvaridam
“Azhagai” ethir paarkathe…!
Kadhal enbathu vaanavill pola,
Oru murai vandhu vittu maraiandudhum
Aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola,
Endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola ……
Naam thedi thedi nesitha oruvarai oru nal verukkalam…!

But,
Nammai thedi thedi nesithavarai
orunaalum marakka mudiyathu…