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Ans: adhu dhinamum pacha thanniyila kulikkudhu..adhaan.

How is it.
What would you call a girl driving a car?
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A Pen Drive.
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Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?

A: Idli Maavu.
Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu’naalae.
Naalu ‘T’ oru ‘G’ irukkura varthai enna?

Originality
Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?

Onion Union.
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Vethalai’yudan seraadha paakku edhu?

Mysore paakku.
Elephant and erumbu were classmates.
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.

Why?

Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..
Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance…
Eppadi namma physics?
Ippo naan sollura kadi joke’la ratham aara paaya poguthu…
What is the opposit of STD?
No-cofee-da (S-T-D)
Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Yen?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum. Athan.
Ennaium, Onnaium serthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
…Press down…
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“N1″…
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanu’garadhu.
Oru car’a rendu per sernthu thallinanga, aana car nagarave illa yen?

Munnadi oruthar, pinnadi oruthar thallinanga. athan.
Tea cupla tea irukum.

Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu?

because rendu velaium ore narathula panamudiyathu.
January 14′kkum Februavary
14′kkum enna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha
athu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha,
athu Feb-14

Enna vithiyasam ediyal parrot and peacock?
peacock deasiya paravai,
parrot josiya paravai.
Kuraikkira Naai Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhe

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiya mudiyaadhilla athaan.
Policesikkum Porukikkum Enna Vithyasam

“Adi-Thadi” Senja Porukki
“Thadi-Adi” Senja Police.
Oru cat irukku,athukku oru platela fish iruku,
innoru platela milk irukku,catku edhu mela kannu irukkum ?

Catku mooku mela thaan kannu irukkum…
Ayyo.. Ayyo..
Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum enna difference ?

Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.

Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.
Auto driver eppadi sirippar?

Kulungi Kulungi sirippar.
Arisi Kotina Vera Arisi Vangalam

Pal Kotina Vera Pal Vangalam Aaana

Thel Kotina Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyadhu..

Oruvan thaniya rathiri 12 manikku sudukaattula
soap pottu kulichikittu irundhaan.

Yen theriyuma?
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Hamam irukka bayam yen?
Koli yen muttai podudu Theriyuma?

Theriyalana therinjukonga.

Yenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan.
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.

Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
Hotela kaasu kodukalana mavatta soluvanga

Aana busla kasu kodukalana bus otta solluvangala……
Which animal knows to dance well?

Think..

Think..

ok ok
its..

“AADU”
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?

Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam
aana

pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam
Ippa naan sollura kadi joke’la ratham aara paaya pogudhu…

What is the opposit of STD?

No-cofee-da (S-T-D)
Naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen.

aanaal,

athu vedichiduchi..! yean?

Neenga vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi..
Meen (fish) kozhambula mull irunda enna pannanum?

Seruppu pottukkittu saappidanum!
Enna vithiyasam ediyal parrot and peacock?

peacock deasiya paravai,
parrot josiya paravai.
Kudisai’yae illadha naadu yedhu?

Bungalaw-desh.
How did DOSAI get its name?

Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.

Rendu means “DHO” in Hindi.

Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu

“sai” “sai”‘nu sound varudhu.

Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai.
Initial ulla mirugam edhu?

O-nai.
Namakku siripu vantha..ee’nu siripom.

Aana

E’ku siripu vantha eppadi sirikkum?

Onnum avasaram illa. Naalaiku koda sollalam.

Ukkandhu yosinga.
Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?

Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance…

Eppadi namma physics?
Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?

Loksabha…
What would you call a girl driving a car?
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A Pen Drive.
Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions.

Eppadi kandupudippenga?

‘Bi-Nari’ search..
A Rat came to a house and ate all the fruits and went away,

but left just One fruit.

What was the name of that fruit?

”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.
Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?

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Yen?

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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum Athaan.
Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam

Aana

Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu…
chedi (plants) ellam enn pachaiya (green) irukku?

pacha thanni uuthurathunala !!
why do we have to go to school?

b’cos

school namakite varathe.
Oru maadu cinema theatre kathavu pakathile poi nikkuthu yen?

yenna kathavuke “PULL”innu yezuthi irruke !!
Romba neelamana musical instrument ethu?

pul”LONG”kulal.
Yen thanni thelichu Kolam poduranga theriyuma???

Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha
Kolam Azhinjidum
Adhaan…
Three girls were traveling in a boat.

All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.

Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn’t.

Why?

Because she was a good “KATTAI”..
Yaaravadhu handwriting “koli kirukkal”

maari irundha, adha English’la eppadi solluveenga?

Hen-Writing!!
Idli kum Dosai kum yenna different?

Idli koottama varum,

Dosai single’la varum.
Mazhille nanayatha kaikari ethu?

Kodaimilagai!!
Oru Heart Specialist Nursing Homukku Eppadi Poavaru?

Bypass Route Vazhiya.
Theriyum illa Theriyadhu mattum badhil sollunga,

Neenga oru MENTAL yenbadhu

unga nanbargalukku theriyuma?
Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha
yenna peyar vaippanga?

Onion Union!!
Whats difference between Sivakasi and Neyveli?

Sivakasi’yula kaasa kariya’kkuvanga

Neyveli’yula kariya kaasa’kkuvanga.
Naalu ‘T’ oru ‘G’ irukkura varthai enna?

Originality..
oru fish tankla 50 fishes iruku.

fish tank 3/4 th filled with water.

athula 25 fishes sethu pochu.

athellathaiyum thooki vellila potutanga.

ippa only 25 fishes more.

actually the water level should be less.

aana same level la thaan iruku…

how???????????????
Man1: oru erumba “cut” panna yenna Aagum…

Man2: “cuterumbu” aayidum….
Ordinary Kozhikku ethanai kaal?

Unga answer 2 thappu.

Correct answer is 10 kalgal.

(Aadu)4 kalgal + (Nari)4 kalgal + (Kozhi)2 kalgal…
Cell moolama sms anuppalaam

Aana

sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu.
Thanga chain’a urikkinaa thangam varum…

velli cheyinna urukkunaa Velli varum…

appa…

cycle chainna urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?
Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam…

Aana

Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..
Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Yethivakkalam

Aana

Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaa!
Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum…

But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa…
Cycle La Poana Cycling,

Train La Poana Training-A?
Vaazha maram thaar podum!

Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
Apple-ai Narikki poatta yennaa aagum…

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‘Nari- sappittu poayidum..
5 ruba coinukkum, 100 ruba notukkum enna vidhyasam?

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95 ruba vidhyasam…

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Abdul kalam kitta award vanga thudippor sangam!
Madu pola chinnatha irukum but madu illa athu enna..

KANNUKUTTI…
AKKA vaasalil irunthu padikkiral,

THANGAI theruvil irunthu padikkiral. yen theriyuma ?

AKKAVUKU ENTRANCE EXAM,

THANGAIKU PUBLIC EXAM…
Which is most intelligent:-

Square
(OR)
Circle.

Ans – Square

Reason – Squarukku naalu moolai aana Circulukku moolaye illai.
paal potta paal kaaran.
thapaal potta thapaal karan.
paper potta paper karan.

aana pichai poota???
‘Hero honda’la hero pogalaam

But

‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiyuma?
School Testla Bit adikalam
College Testla Bit adikalam

Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?

Man 2: Mudiyathu, neeye sollu…

Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.

kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM.
Aattu calla soup vaikalam
Koli calla soup vaikalam
But

Missed calla soup vaika mudiuma.?
‘Test’ukkum
‘Quiz’ukkum
Enna Different?

‘Test’-la
Answer therincha Pass

‘Quiz’-la
Answer theriyalanathan Pass
Ennathan Namakku Rendu (2) kadhu irundhaalum
Onnunu (1) Sonna Onnunu (1) than ketkkum…
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam
aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam.
Kaakka’kku kaichal vantha enna seiyyum?
CROWsin saappidum.
Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
“AADU”
Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watcha Kadichukkitte Irukkar Yen?

Yosinga.

Theriyalayaa?

B’coz Avar “Nagai Suvai Nadigar”…
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha ethu?
Loksabha.
Ordinary Kozhikku ethanai kal?
Unga answer 2 thappu.
Correct answer is 10 kalgal.
(Aadu)4 kalgal + (Nari)4 kalgal + (Kozhi)2 kalgal = 10 kalgal
Oru chinna kadhai:
Oru singam, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singam engineering padikkuthu.
Puli MBBS padikkuthu.
Kurangu SMS padikkuthu.
Ithu eppadi irukku?
How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraanga.
Rendu means “DHO” in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bothu “sai” “sai”‘nu sound varuthu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai
Physics Question:
1 bucketla 10 litre thanni irukku.
Oru aalu adhula yetho pottaaru. Bucket thanni koranju pochu.
Avar adhula enna pottaru? Guess?

Oru ottai pottaaru.
Romba think pannittingalo…?
Physics na apdithan irukum..
Oru autokarar
oneway la porar.
Police onnume solala..
Yen..?
Yenna.,
Autokarar than
oneway la porar
Auto pogalaye..
Oru paiyanum, ponnum kovilukku vanthanga.
Iyer antha ponnukitta paiyan yarunnu kettar.
Antha ponnu sonna pathil-
“Intha paiyanoda appa yarukku mamanaro, avaroda appa enakku mamanar”
-iyerkku purinchuthu. ungalakku purinthatha?
What is the relationship between that girl and boy?
Dhil irunda reply me…