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Brush Pannatha Pallum…
SMS Anupadha Cellum… Nalla irunthadha
Sarithrame illa!… Sari! Sms thaan anupala…
Pallaavathu vilakkunga..
Road’la pora ponna partha “PORIKINU” Soluranga…

BUT

Veetula poi ponna partha “MAAPPLA’NU”
Soluranga…
Wat a crazy society…!!!!!
Naan – Neruppu Nee – Paruppu
Naan – Aagayam Nee – Vengayam
Naan – Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.
Neeyum forward pannikko
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Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku

Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla..

Vengaayamum-than
Wife: Velai Seiyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga’nu Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu?

Velaikkaari: Nalla Sollungamma.! Naanum solli solli Aluththu Poyitten!!.
Gowndamani: Naan unkita ennada vaangittu vara sonnen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikuthu….
What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor?
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!!!,
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!
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Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

Ninnaikka neram illadha idhayathukkul,
Marakka neram illadha idhayam,
Sollum oru vaarthai:
I MISS U SO MUCH
What would you call a girl driving a car?
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A Pen Drive.
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Ninnaikka neram illadha idhayathukkul,
Marakka neram illadha idhayam,
Sollum oru vaarthai:
I MISS U SO MUCH
Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.
Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?

A: Idli Maavu.
Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu’naalae.
Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu “Thunbam” illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.
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Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.
Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai,
Aanal en idhayam rojavaivida alaganadu,

yen theriyuma?

Athil neeyum Un natpum iruppathal…
One day a man bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge;
you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.
Un natpu enakku kidaitha naal mudhal,
en vaalvil alugai endra sollukku idam elai.
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Jeevan ullavarai manithan
Panam ullavarai Mariyaathai
Nesam ullavarai Paasam
Yen Uyir ullavarai Nam Natpu.
Naalu ‘T’ oru ‘G’ irukkura varthai enna?

Originality
Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu.
Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?

Onion Union.
Vethalai’yudan seraadha paakku edhu?

Mysore paakku.
Nee msg Pannaama irukkum Podhu Unnai Kollanum Pola irukku,

Aana,

‘Forest IPC312 Rule’ padi KORANGA Konnaa 2 arusham JAIL,
Adhan Yosikiren 🙂
“Arimugam illamal vanthom,
Adikkadi santhithu kondom,
Uravugalukku mel uyir aanom,
Kaalangal kadanthu sendralum,
Kadaisivarai thodara vendum
“NAM NATPU”
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24 age varai bus conductora irunthavar
-Superstar

Hotela servera irunthavar
-Oberoi

Chinna vayasula seruppu thachavar
-Abraham Lincon

Petrol bunkla velai parthavar
-Reliance Ambani

10th standard fail anavar Sachin Tendulkar

Education drop out anavar,
key board vanga kooda kasta pattavar
-A.R.Rahman

So yaar lifela
eppa turning varumnu yaarukkum theriyathu!
So walk with confidence…
American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.

American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.

Dey said ok & jumped..

American princi: C d guts..

IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.

They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.

IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D
Avan: Vaa nanum neeyum odidlam
Aval: seruppu pinjidum
avan:kaila edthuttu odidalam

marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
thaichuttu odidalam


marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
pudhusu vangittu odidlam
Figure illana college waste sugar illanna coffe waste.
Love illanna life waste.
Moon illana sky waste.
Chellam Nee illana ….
Zoo waste!….
Aval thoongum varai kathirunthen…











Aval Sister’ku Msg Anuppa.
Elephant and erumbu were classmates.
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.

Why?

Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
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Vidiyum Endra yennaththil Uranga sellum Nee,
Mudiyum endra Yennaththoodu Ezhundhiru.
Anaiththaiyum Sadhikkalaam!
Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance…
Eppadi namma physics?
Who is more intelligent among the two:
SQUARE or CIRCLE?
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Answer: Square….
because Squaru’kku naalu moolai.
Circle’lukku moolayae illa.
Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions.
Eppadi kandupudippenga?
‘Bi-Nari’ search..
printhu par therium antha privin vethanai,vali.
Ninaivugal erukkum varai?
pirivugal nirantharamillai.
Rojavin meedhu iruppadhu panithuli alla,
roja than chediyai vittu pirikinroma
endru ninaithu vidum kanneer thulikal.
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Naan virumbiya anaithum
miga tholaivileaye ullana
andru nilavu,
indru nee.
Malare Un meedhu Irukkum thuligal panithuli Endru Ninaikkadhe!
Nee Vaadaamal Irukka Naan Sindhiya Kanneer thuligal.
Ippadikku Megam.
Meaning of SMS:
S-Singam Anuppi
M-Monkey Padikira
S-Small File
Enna Paakkura?
Yaarukavadhu Forward Panni Neeyum Singam’a Maaridu!
Use this to “kalaichify” your friends:
Theriyum illa Theriyadhu mattum badhil sollunga;
Neenga oru MENTAL enbadhu unga nanbargalukku theriyuma?
What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!
Unnai santhikkammal irruka mudium
Aanal Unnai sindhikammal irruka mudiyathu
sms
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enna paarkuringa???
naamalum valachi valachi sms anupuvom’la
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90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava maatipeenga… eppadi?
aenna, SIN 90 = COT 45
idhu eppadi irukku?
Pirinthal thane servatharku,
nam pirivu irulum pagalum pola,
eppothum sernthe iruppom.
Ippo naan sollura kadi joke’la ratham aara paaya poguthu…
What is the opposit of STD?
No-cofee-da (S-T-D)
Roja thottathil pookkal eppadi
pootthu kulungukiratho,
athai pol un muhatthil
sirippoo endra poovai mattum
than naan paarkka vendum.
Natpu Kural
Palagalaam palarudan,
purivathu silaraithaan.
Purindhu’dhan palaginaal,
Pirinthu vida mudiyuma?
Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Yen?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum. Athan.
naan unnai paarkumbothellaam ninaithen,
unnai piriyakoodaathu enru.
unnai piriumbothu ninaikiren,
unnai en paarthen endru.
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Kalayum Neeyae,
Maalayum Neeyae,
Iruavum Neeyae,
Pagalum Neeyae,
Vidingirichu Naayae,
Elundiri Paeyae.
Unnakku thirumanam aaliepidhal
Enakku uthirai pathirikai.

Unnakku mela thalam,
Enakku thara thapalam.

Unnakku kaluthinil thali,
Enakku kalell kattu.

Unnaku aarhchanai pootargal,
Enakku vaekku aarichi pootargal.

Unnaku pall kooduthu aanupinargal,
Enakku pall ootri aanupinargal.

Unnakku pugundha veedu,
Enakku Sudukadu.

Peenee nee manamagi poonaie kanavonoodu,
Nan Maranamagi poonenn manoodu.
Un Paarvai ennum uli,
Nitham ennai sedhukku’giradhu.
Vali marandhu sirikkiraen,
Nee ennai uli kondu sedhukiya bodhu.
Valaikkadha idayam,
Mudiyadhu endru
Nee sonna badhil kaettu,
Valikkiradhu.
“Pirindhu irunthu piriyam katta vendaam”…….!
“Nee arugil irunthu sandai podu, pothum”,
athu thaan kadhalin aazham.
Mel imai naan,
Keel imai nee.
Konja neram intha,
kangalirandum uranginaal enna?
Kan dhaanam seigiren,
kidneyai dhaanamaaga tharugiren,
aanaal nee ennidam idhayam ketkiraai.
“idhayam” vendumaanaal idhayathin
sonthakaariyidam kel.
“kaalangal Kadanthu pogum Nerathil Nan kanneerodu Thirumbi parkiren
nam palagiya natkal meendum varuma yendru”….
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Doctor sollittaaru,
En heart vedikka pogudham.
Pulaikka orae vali thanam.
I.C.U or U.C.ME
Ennaium, Onnaium serthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
…Press down…
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“N1″…
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanu’garadhu.
Uyir konda nam natpukku,
endrum maranam illai.
Oru car’a rendu per sernthu thallinanga, aana car nagarave illa yen?

Munnadi oruthar, pinnadi oruthar thallinanga. athan.
Thoosi patta kannum,
natpudan pirintha ithayamum,
eppothum kalangikkonde irukkum.
Malaikku aluva theriyum,
Aanal sirika theriyadhu!
Suriyankku erikka theriyum,
Aanaal anaikka theriyadhu!
Ennaku unnai ninaikka theriyum,
Aanaal marakka theriyathu.
Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy?
Aravind did not see me
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Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum…
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va…
Good night.
Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Yen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach’la nadathi,
saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachutanga.
Natpu kadal Mathiri,
Ella idathulaium Irukkum.
paartha muthal naal ninaivil illai.
paartha naal muthal ninaive illai.
Uyirin swasam moochu.
Kankalin swasam kanavu.
Idhayathin swasam thudippu.
En ‘NATPIN’ swasam,
Nee thaan!
Happy Wedding Day to u.

Enna lukku?

Msg eppadi vena anuppuven,
padichittu frwrd pannunga. Illa delete pannunga. ok?
‘Happy new year 3001’
2 boys follow 2 girls:
Each girl took rakhi and tied in their hands and said:
‘Ippa enna seiveenga’?

Boys: Machi, u sight my sister, I will sight ur sister.
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Ungal Vaalkayil
thunbangal ellam karaindhu poga,
olimayamaana ethirkaalam pirakka,
Ninaithadhai ellam saadikka,
Indha Deepawali thirunaalil,
Magilchiyudan en iniya vaalthukkal.
.(‘.’).
<)?(> Its My
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konja naala sms anupala

<‘)?(‘>
_/”\_

athan thalaya eduthutean,
ungalukku vasathi eppadi?
Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan
Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
Sila Neram Ninaivil..,


Sila Neram Arugil..,


Pala Neram Tholaivil..,


Aanal Nee Endrum
En ‘Manathil’ My Dear sweet Friend…..
Engirunthalum Goodmorning
VEETEL IRUNTHALUM,
VASALIL IRUNTHALUM,
THERUVIL IRUNTHALUM,
PARK IL IRUNTHALUM,
KOVIL LIL IRUNTHALUM,
THETTARIL IRUNTHALUM,
SCHOOL IL IRUNTHALUM,
COLLEGE IL IRUNTHALUM,
BUS STOP IL IRUNTHALUM,
WIN SHOP IL IRUNTHALUM,
BUS STAND IL IRUNTHALUM,
ENGIRUNTHALUM,
GOOD MORNING!
Kaalam muzhudhum serndhirupen,
Un nizhalaga.
Nee imai moodum vari Kaathirupen,
un Kangalaga.
Nee suwasikum katril kalamthirupen,
oru anuvaga.
Nee uranginalum vizhithirupen,
Un kanavaga.
Nee ennai nesikkum varai ninripen,
Un idhayamaga.
Un vaasathudan inainthirupen,
Oru malaraga.
Nee ennai veruthalum vaazhndhirupen,
Oru pina’maai KALLARAIYL!
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Naan unnai kadhalikkiraen,
Indha ulagam mel saatchiyaga.
Nilavu ennoda paasathai unarndhu,
Nee yennodu pesum bodhu ellam,
Yethai paarthalum athil nee dhan.
Aaagayathil irundhu varum malai thuli,
Yennai thoduvathai kooda naan virumbavillai.
Nee yen kannathai thotta bodhu,
Nilavinai kaaetten:
Nee yenakku velicham thara vendum endru,
Appothum unnai paarthu ratchikka vendum,
Kadalin aalathai paarthadillai,
Unnai kaadhalippadhal.
Yen manadhin aalathil irundhu,
Unnai marakka mudiyavillai.
Unnai thavira yen manadhil,
Yaarukkum idam illai,
Nee swasitra kaatrayae naanum,
Swasikka virumbugiraen.
Indru yenakku thirumanam aagivittadhu,
Aaanalum marakka mudiyamal thavikindraen,
Yen Kadhalanai.
Kaathiruntha kangaluku kanavugalaga iruntha ninaivugal,
unmaiyai thonra un sirippu ivvulagirku
nijamakki iruntha kural.
Kan thudaikka kai edutha un pinju viralgal, enakku oru mayil iragu.
kan thirakka mudiyadha nerathil vazhi kattiya nee enakku oru vaazhkai.
Kannukku kannaga iruntha nee enakku oru kuzhandhai.
Ini en vaazhkai un ANBIL.
Aayiram adi thondinaalum kidaikaadha thanneer,
Oru adi aval ennai vittu nagarnthathum,
uruvaanathu en kannil.
Protocal Mismatch
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”. These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance’sa Feb 14’ku vandha
love letter’rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.
Singathai Yaaralum Konja Mudiyadhu…
Nam Natpai Yaaralum Minja Mudiyadhu!
Kadhal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.
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En Ithayathil oonjal katti
dinamum Oonjal aadubavale,
Niruthi vidathe un aattathai,
Ninru vidum yen ottam.
What is Natpu?
Uthatil uravaduvathu alla NATPU,
Ullathodu uravaduvathu.
Amaavaasai iravil
Paurnamiyai, Ennavalin Mugam….
Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattasu vedikka,
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan in’naalai neengal kondada,
En iniya deepavali vaazthukkal.
Malaiyin Mudivu Mannill!
Nathiyin Mudivu Kadalil!
Katturiyin Mudivu?
Athuve Nam Kadhal!
Unakku vazhthu solla
pudhidhaai piranthathu
neeya illai nana
pudhidhai yosithu yosithu
pirakkavillai kavithai
pudhidhaai pirandha
neeye oru
kavithai thane enakku
365 naal sutru payanathil,
ungal pirandhanaal iniya naal.
Indru dhan mudhal naal.
Enjoy the journey!
En manamarndha nalvzhthukkal.
Nilavai Kaati Soru utuval thai…
Endro Yennavalin Birthday,
Nilave vandhu utugiral birthday cake..
Happy Birthday.
Paravai parappadhai marakkalam,
Roja poopadhai marakkalam,
Aen, Bhoomi thaaan sutruvadai marakkalam,
Aaanal ungal pirandha-naalai ennal marakka mudiyadhu!
Aen endral, pona varusam neenga treat tharaen’nnu dimiki koduthuteenga! adhan!
Indru malarntha kodi rojakal saarba nan unnai valthugiren,
pirantha nal valthugal