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Anbu Nilai Bera,
Aasai Niraivera,
Inban Nirainthada,
Edilla Innalil,
Ullathil Kulanthaiyai,
Uukkathil Kumariyai,
Ennathil Inimaiyai,
Ettathil Elamaiyai,
Iyyam Neengi,
Ottumai Kaththu,
Oru Noorandu Vaazha,
Vazhthukiren.
Ennal eppadi ungal pirandhanaalai nyabagam vaithirukka mudiyum?
Neengal dhan ilamaiyagavae irukkireergalae!
Short and Sweet Tamil Birthday SMS
En ullam kavarndha iniyavalukku
prindha naal nalvaalzthukkal
BIRTH DAY KAVITHAI
KURINGI POOPPATHU 12 VARUDATHIRUKKU ORU MURAIYAM,
YAAR SONNATHU AANDUKKU ORU MURAI POOKKIRATHU ATHU UNATHU PIRANTHA NAAAL
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Thel kottina valikkum…
paambu kottina valikkum..
mudi kottina valikkuma?
Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum,
avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.
Tea cupla tea irukum.

Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
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Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga…
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?
Manathai Parthu Varuvathu Than Kathal Engirirgal,
Pinbu Yen Mounamaga Irukkirirgal MUGATHTHAI Parththu.
Un Idhayathi Noakki
Suriyanaai nee irundhalum,
Bhoomiyaga unnai sutri varuvaen,
Nee ennai suttu erikkum varai.
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Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum,
aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum…
fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,
Kanne’thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.
Describing Kadhali with Tamil Romantic SMS
Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul ellamey alagu.
Un pinnal Thirumbi Paar,
En Ninavugal Ellam Nilalaga,
Thodargirathu…
Maraname Vanthalum Unnai
Marakkatha Ithaiyam Vendum.
Jananam Onru Irunthal Athil
Niye Vendum Uravaga Alla,
Uyiraga…
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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….
Ana…
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Sirikkum Rojakkal Kooda Un Punnagaiyai Kandaal Sinthikkum Oru Nodi…!
Indha Poo Nammai Vida Azhagaai Irukirathey Endru”
So keep smiling my sweet friend.
Kadarkkarai mannalil
Namadhu kaadal
Yezhudhi Vaiththean…
Alai vandhu adiththu sendradhu –
‘Vilai Madhipillaa
Muthukkal’ Yenakkey Sondham yendru.!
Unnai Marantha idhayathai Ninaithu Kondu,
Unnai Unmaiyaga Nesikkum idhayathai izhanthu Vidathe…!
Kannkal…
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!
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Nanbanin kavithai:
Kayam illatha idhayathai
nesipathu
Kathalin Azhagu…
Kayapata
idhayathai
nesipathu
Natpin alagu.
Natpu enbathu Kangalaiyum Kaiviralgalaium Pontradhu
Kai viralil Kayam Pattal Kangal azhugiradhu
Kangal Azhuthal Kai Viralgal Thudaikkiradhu…
Siragukal illatha paravaiyin valkaiyum…!
Natpu illatha Manithanin valkaiyum…!
Artham illatha valkai…!
Vittu pidipathu natpalla
vittu koduppathu natpu..!
Vittu kodupathu mattum natpalla,
kadaisi varai vittu vilagamal iruppathuthaan unmaiyana natpu!!!
Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru

nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?
Vittu Koduppathu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Thirupathi

Malaiku Poi Sami

Kumpitta Piragu

enna

Pananum?













































































Very Good

Ipadithan

Keela irangi

Varanum

Govinda

Govinda…
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Wife:
Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband:
Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan….
“natpai uyiraaga nesipathai vida.,
“unmaiyaga nesiththu paar.,
“nee uyir vidum varai natpu unnai vidathu..
Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
Ayiram sontham nammai thedi varum..
Aanaaal thedinalum kidaikatha
orey sontham nalla “NANBARGAL”
I’m very lucky for ur friendship….
Yaarudan Vaazha
Mudiyumo
Avargallai Nesippadhai Vida…

Yaar Illaamal
Vaazha Mudiyaadho
Avargallai Adhigamaaga
Nesiyungal…
Oru Ponna

Thala Guninji

Nadaka

Vaiknumna,

Ponna

Peathavanga

Yenna

Seiyanum?



Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

Athula Free Msg

Card Pota

Pothum….!
Nee vilaiyaattil kettikaari endru santhosappatten,
En vaazhkkaiyil vilaiyadum varai…!
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Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,
vinmeen unnai kandu kansimita,
thendral unakku thalattupada,
en chellamey ne kannurangu..!
Anbai velipadutha yosikkathey..!
Kobathai velippaduthum mun yosikka maranthu vidathey..!
~VIVEKANANTHAR~
Mandhiri: manna ! porukku thayaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.
Pulikesi: ‘SMS sending failed’ endru thirupi anupividu.
Father: yenda kudicha ?
son: Romba kavalaya irunthanthu athaan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu thaan..!!
Nammai jaikka yarum ingu pirakka villai enbathu poi..!
Matravargalai jaikka naam piranthu irukkirom enbathey unmai..!
Think positive.
PUNCH:kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..
Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.
Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum…
Endrume azhagu thaan..
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Neruppinul irunthum oruvan thungamudiyum,
Aanaal varumai nilaiyil oruvan irukkum pothu avanaal
entha soozhnilaiyilum thungamudiyathu…!
~SWAMI VIVEGANANDHAR~
Poovai Vida Un Manasai Athihamaga Neysikkiren.
Yen Enil Poovukku Vasamthan Athigam,
Aanal Un Manathirku Pasam Athigam.
Hotela kaasu kodukalana mavatta soluvanga
Aana busla kasu kodukalana bus otta solluvangala……
Pakathu veettu paiyan uthuvathi standai mulungittan,
analum onnum agalai,
Aen?
Enna, avan mulunginathu Valzhai palzhamache!!!
Ettavathu athisayam
Ulaga adhisayam ealu,
anaal unnai partha pinbuthan therinthathu,
adhu ettu endru.
Teacher: Mudhal masam january!


rendavathu masam Febuary!


Pathavathu masam enna?



Student: Delivary teacher.
Vittu Koduppadhu


Mattum Natpalla


Exam-roomil


Bittu Koduppadhudhan


Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
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Ithil Ethu Putthisali?

1.Vattam

2.Sadhuram

Vidai: Sadhuram

Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.
Pesa vendiya nerangalil

amaidhiyaga irunduvittal

amaidiyana nerangalil

nimmadhiyaga irukka mudiyadhu…

Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam,


thangachi frienda thangachiyaa ninaikalam


but…


Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum…

Anaa…

Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!
Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?



Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!



Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!
Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?
Thirupathi

Malaiku Poi Sami

Kumpitta Piragu

enna

Pananum?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very Good

Ipadithan

Keela irangi

Varanum

Govinda

Govinda…
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An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /////// Whose Signature is this.?

Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?

Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,

kannagi photova download pannum podhu,

system sollura message,

ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING!

Adhaan ulagam.
Aasai & perasai: small difference

nee alagaa irukanumnu nenacha adhu aasai

but,

surya pola alagaa irukunumnu nenacha adhu perasai..
Oru Ponna

Thala Guninji

Nadaka

Vaiknumna,

Ponna

Pethavanga

Yenna

Seiyanum?



Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

Athula Free Msg

Card Pota

Pothum….!
Whats diffrerence bw

Wats diff between first ni8 & last ni8?

poo mela ne viluntha athu 1st ni8.

Un mela poo viluntha athu last ni8…
Konjam Methuva Nada.!




Weightaana Porula Thookatha.!




Sariya Nerathuku Saappidu!




Udamba Paarthuko!




Yaenna idhu




10(OCTOBER) – aavadhu Maasam.!

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message, after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum…!
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Nilavaiyum, Vinnaiyum Pirippathu Amavaasai..,

Ennaiyum, Avalaiyum Pirippadhu Ava Amma Aasai…
Kamala oru cup coffee

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…!?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Father : Rank card engeda?

Son : Inthangappa..

Father : idiot u failed in 5 subject?! Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey..

Son : ok da maapla sceana podamaa signa podu

Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu?

because rendu velaium ore narathula panamudiyathu.
Wife: Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband: Unga appa unnai poo maathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan…
cow ‘ kum love ‘ kum enna different ?
Simple……………………………………….
COW pal kodukkum LOVE PAAL OOTHUM……….
Mul illadha rojakalai thoovungal
en marana oorvalathil vandhaalum varuvaan en
kadhalan paavam avanin kaal paathangal 🙁 🙁
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Sogam aagattum
Sugam aagattum
Ethavathu irunthalum
sollianupu….
Natpuku mattum alla
Un uravugalukum thoal koduka
un nanban nan irukean endru..
January 14′kkum Februavary
14′kkum enna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha
athu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha,
athu Feb-14

In college..,
Boy:i love u
Girl: nan poi idha principal kite
solla poren..
Boy: ayyo loosu principaluku
alredy kalyanam ayidichu
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!

School Boy: Dad, Application form la “MOTHER TONGUE” kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?

Father: “ROMBA NEELAM” nu podu..!!

Singam thoongum pothu nee eluppinalum,
nee thoongum pothu singam eluppinalum,
sangu unaku than.
so
enna disturb pannatha na thoonga poren…
eppudi!

Oru maalai ila veyil neram,
kaaya potta en jatti’yai kaanum
Satru thulaiviyil un mugam paarthaen,
kaiyum kalavumaai pidithaen.

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Un kangal ennum khandhathal
ennai katti izhuthai.
pinnar dhan therindhadhu
un idayam irumbendru.

Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,
vinmeen kandu kan simitta,
thendral unakku thalaiyaattu paada,
en chellamai nee “karunkurangu”,
sorry sorry kannurangu.

Hus : naan sethutta yenna pannuva?
Wif : unga koodave naanum sethuduven
Hus : josiysakkaran appavey sonnan sethalum saniyan unna vidathunnu..

Neenga message anupalanu naan tea kooda kudikila….
Andha sogathula… oru 8 poori… 6 idli …3 chapathi…
2 glass milk kudichitu feelings’la irukken..
Good morning. Have a Nice day.
Kaalayum Neeyae, Maalayum Neeyae
Iravum Neeyae, Pagalum Neeyae,
Oliyum neeyae, irulum neeyae,
Vidingirichi Naayae, Elundhiri Paeyae!
Sorry endra varthai thevai illai,
paarvai ondre podhumey.
Thank you endra varthai theivai illai,
punnaigai ondre podhumey.

Natpu kadal Mathiri,
Ella idathulaium Irukkum.

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Vaalnal Muzhuvathum un
Kaiyal Sapida Vendum Endru Ninaithirunthen,
Aanal Indru Vaikarusi Kidaikumo Kidaikatho
Endru Engikondirukiren…
Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattume thudikum orey idhayam…
Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…
Meen (fish) kozhambula mull irunda enna pannanum?
Seruppu pottukkittu saappidanum!
Enna vithiyasam ediyal parrot and peacock?
peacock deasiya paravai,
parrot josiya paravai.
Mazhai varumpothu Kudai pidithu pogathe!
Mazhai thuli kuda azhugirathu.
Unnai thoda mudiyamal
Mannil vizhunthu Madikiren Endru.
Payrukadal pondra azha kadhal,
vairakankal pondra thida nanbargal,
thangam pondra prakasamana matrum vetri.
entha veerupathirku ulana
neekangal matrum deepawali munbu ungal
ungal kudupham HAPPY diwaliandruthan.
En aasiagalai amaithiyaga,
unmaiyagaha eruparkal ovvvaru enkhu.
adhirshatam,
un erukalam unmaiyaka verubhinal,
enudaiya ulna unkal haythirkala haypathum pirasikum may.
happy diwali.
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Deepavali thirunaalai santhosamaga kondada,
Enathu Deepavali Vaalthukkal.
Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattasu vedikka,
Puthu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan innaalai neengal kondada,
En iniya deepavali vaazthukkal.
Ungal Vaalkayil thunbangal yellam karainthu poga,
olimayamana ethirkalam pirakka,
Ninaithathai yellam sadhikka,
Indha Deepavali thirunalil,
Magilchiyudan en iniya vaalthukkal.
Aalaalukku Ippadi Pesama
Iruntha Eppadi…???
Innum Konjam Nal than Irukku!!!
Yaravathu Advance Wishes
Aarambingappa…SariNaane

Arambikkiren

***ADVANCE***

***HAPPY***

*** DEEPAVALI***

Advance Happy Diwali Wishes!
“Unmaiyana anbuku mattume
un kanneer thulligal theriyum.”.
“nee mazhaiyil nanainthu konde
azhudhaalum kooda”
Vazhkai ippadithan irukkanum endru ninaippadai vida,
Eppadi irundhalum vaalanum.
Anbe un vaarthaigalai vida,
un mouname sugamanathu.
Nee Ennavalai Kadanthu Varuvathaal’than Naan
Unnai Swasikkiren..!
Andru aval kaipidikka yennai vittaaye,
indru aval kaivitta piragu
un kaiyai thaangi pidithathu naane than.
Road’la pora ponna partha “PORIKINU” Soluranga

BUT

Veetula poi ponna partha “MAAPPLANU” Soluranga

Wat a crazy society…!!!