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Theriyamal irupathu thavaru alla.
Therinthu kollamal irupathu than thavaru.
So, Therinjukonga
NAAN romba romba nallavan..
Kappalukku Kalangarai Vilakku..,
Kalyaanathuku Kuthu Villaku..,
Karthigaiku Agal Vilakku..,
Chellam…!
Aanaa Nee Dhinamum Palla Vilakku..,
Ha Ha Ha……
Pillaiyarappa,
yenakku good night sollama thoongura
yellarayum kosu kadikkanum.
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Yellow colour’a white colour’a matha mudiyuma?

Mudiyum!

Neenga manasu vecha kandipa mudiyum

Puriyalaya

“palla vilakkunga”ayyo ayyo :-
Hai., Sattham Illamal… Un Irupidam Thedi…
“Good Night” Solla Vandha En “SmS” i…
Satham Pottu Kaatti Koduthathu…
Un Otta Mobile..
Man 1: Ethuku sir padichukittu irukura paiyana pottu ippadi adikiringa?
Man.2:  Summa irunga sir,examuku kooda pogama padichukitu irukan sir..
Kathal Enpathu oviyam ponrathu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.
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Ethanai Naatkal santhithom enbathai vida,
epothu santhipom endru “Ithyam thudipathe”
unmayana Natpu…
Thooka marunthu sappitta thookam varum…

Anaa…

Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!
”Jothika” konjam Gundu…
“Poovu”la irukum vandu…
“Nallavanga” Seiyrathu Thondu…
Neeyo “Mara Mandu” … Aanalum…
Neethan En “Uyir” friendu.!
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Busla Pona… Kasa Save Panalam…
Autola Pona.. Neratha Save Panalam…
Aana Ponnu Pinadi Pona…
Thaadi Kooda Save Pana Mudiyathu.
LKG last bench kids!

kid 1:machan naan rombe upseta iruken da.
kid 2: yen da?
kid 1:nethu amma kude toys vange shopping poi irundhen da ,ange semma figure da 3 vayasu irukum avange amma madial paduthu vaayle virala vachutu siricha paaru! aiyoaiyo!!
kid 2:aporem ennachu da?
kid1:naanum balloon yellam vechu sema seen potten machi ave kandukeve ille da..rendu naala naan corn flakes kude saapidele teriuma? ave en anjala da!
kid2: vidu machi avale thottil ode thookuvom!
Yennadi un kanavar un nightiye mattikittu thuni thuvaikkiraru?

Doorathilirundhu paarvankalukku yenna madhiri theriyumam athan.
Natpu enbathu Nadipu alla,
Nam Naadi thudipu.
Tholaivil irunthu PASAM kaata vendam.
NEE Arugil irunthu sandai podu pothum,
My dear chellam.
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Rathiye unnai kandathum mathi’ilanthen
Nilave unnai paarthathum sol’lilanthen
Varam koduppaya un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaya un idhayathai?
“SMS” anuppuravan “KADAVUL”,
“CALL” pannaravan “MANUSAN”.
Na ‘kadavulunu’ proof pannittan,
yenga neenga atleast ‘manishanu’ proof pannunga pakalam!
Test’-ukkum ‘Quiz’-ukkum Enna Different???

‘Test’-la – Answer therincha Pass,
‘Quiz’-la – Answer theriyalanathan Pass.
Boomi sirithal Boogambam.
Kadal sirithal Sunami
kaatru sirithal puyal.
Ne sirithal Punnagai.
Un mobile Sirithal My “sweet sms”

Brush Pannatha Pallum…
SMS Anupadha Cellum…
Nalla irundhadha Sarithramae illa!…
Sari! Sms thaan anupala…
Pallaavathu vilakkunga..

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AEROPLANE: Hai friend eppadi nee mattum…
ennai vida ivvalavu fasta pora!
ROCKET: Poda goiayala… unakkum pinnala
nerupu vacha theriyum…?

Irul Yenbathal
Yarum “Karuvaraiyai”
Veruppathum illai…,

Nimmathi Kidaippathal
Yarum “Kallaraiyai”
Virumpuvathum illai……

Yenda naai padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?

Yenna athu vaayillaa praani sir…

Penne nee mouna viradham irundhal,
mudhalil un kankalai moodikkol.
un udhadukalai vida,
un kangal than adhigam pesukindrana!
En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thiriven?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimaye.

Alagu irunthaal varuven endrathu KATHAL
Panam irunthaal varuven endrathu SONTHAM
Ethuvum vendam naan irukiren endrathu NATPU
Idhuthan Natpu…

Kadhal enbathu alaram clock madhiri
yeppo parthalum kathikitte irukkum aana..!
natpu enbathu kadikaram pol
yeppapava sutrikonde irupom..!

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Unnai yaralum thoorkadika mudiyathu
UNN……….
Nambikayil ne thorkum varai………..
Ennai adikkaamal
azha vaippathu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Ennai Kayapaduthamal
Valigal tharuvathu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Ennai verukkaamal
vedhanai paduthuvathu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Ennai sidhaikkaamal
sithiravathai seithathu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Naan vazhndhaalum
Veezhndhaalum
ennodu iruppathu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Panneer vasanaithan
Aanaal
etthanai perukku therium
athu oru rojavin kanneer endru..!
Pirivu yenbathu yaralum marakka mudiyatha vali..!
Ninaivu enbathu yaralum thiruda mudiyatha parisu..!
Nee vilaiyaattil ketti kaari yendru santhosappatten,
En vaazhkkaiyil vilaiyadum varai…!
Nammai jaikka yarum ingu pirakka villai yenbathu poi..!
Matravargalai jaikka naam piranthu irukkirom yenbathe unmai..!
Think positive.
Arthamatra vaazhvai arththamullathaaga maatruvathu Anbu,
Arthamulla vaazhvai arputhamaga maatruvathu Natpu…!
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Sirppigalin chithravathaigalai poruthukondal,
pirakaasikka povathu sirppi alla,
silai thaan…!
Lanjam yendra theeyil Aatharavu yennum petrolai ootraamal,
Ethirppu yennum thanneerai ootri anaippom…!
Vazhvarinthu selavu seithaal vaazhkkai malarum,
Varavai meeri selavu seithaal vaazhkkai karugum…!
Thavaru kooduthalaai irunthal,
Pidivathamum athigamaga irukkum…!
Kavalai nam savappettiku our aaniyai serkkirathu,
Kala kalavenum sirippu our aaniyai kazhatrugirathu…!
Pirar baarathai thanga kai koduthal,
Nam barathin ganam thane kurainthu vidum…!
Nee enna ninaikirayo athu unnaal iyalamal pogum pothu
un rathathil janitha jeevan athai saathithu kaatti vidum…!
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Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,
vinmeen unnai kandu kansimita,
thendral unakku thalattupada,
en chellame nee kannurangu..!
Thavarana pathilai kaattilum mounam siranthathu,
Ethiriyai vida naakkaiye athigam adakka vendum…!
Anbai velipadutha yosikkathe..!
Kobathai velippaduthum mun yosikka maranthu vidathe..!
VIVEKANANTHAR.
Kavithai enbathu kayampatta idhayathirkku marunthu..!
Kathal enbathu kayampada pogira idhayathirku virunthu..!
Natpu mattumthan endraikkum inikkum karumbu..!
Mandhiri: manna! porukku thayaraga solli
pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.

Pulikesi: ‘SMS sending failed’ yendru thirupi anupividu.
Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum…
Endrume azhagu thaan..
Neruppinul irunthum oruvan thoongamudiyum,
Aanaal varumai nilaiyil oruvan irukkum pothu
avanaal entha soozhnilaiyilum thoongamudiyathu…!

SWAMI VIVEGANANDHAR.
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Ne nesippavarai yarukku vendumanalum vittu kodu..!
Aanal unnai nesippavarai yarukkagavum vittu kodukkathe.!
Nanba unnai parkka thudikkum en kangalukku

Yeppadi puriya vaippen Nee than en imai yendru…!
Nambikkai vetriyodu varum
Aanaal vetri nambikkai ulloridam mattume varum
Aagaiyal thannambikkaiyodu vazhvom…!
Kurikkol illatha vaazhkkai
mul illatha kadigaram pondrathu,
Athu nindralum payan illai,
Odinalum payan illai…!
So have a target in your life.
Father: yenda kudicha ?
Son: Romba kavalaya irunthandhu
athan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu than..!!
Aayiram sadangugal seithu paartha petrorgalukku
Pillaigal seiyum ore sadangu Iruthi sadangu…!
Kangal azhavillai
Uthadugal sollavillai
Idhayam mattum valiyaal thudikkiradhu
Nanba unnai kaanaamal…!
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Paartha mugangal kannai vittu piriyalam,

Aanaal pazhagiya ninaivugal nenjai vittu pirivathu illai…!
Idhayam kooda Yenakku thurogam seigirathu..!

Ennidam irunthukondu unnaipatriye ninaithu kondirukkirathu..!
Un kobam unnai nesippavargalai verukka vaikkum..!
Aanal un anbu unnai veruppavargalai nesikka vaikkum..!
Income tax officer: Unga officela yaar, yaar lanjam vaanguranga ?

Staff: Sonna yevlo tharuveenga ?
Pattu pona en idhayathil,
Thottu pona un natpu,
Kaathirukkum en kannukkul,
Pooththirukkum un ninaivugalai
Yeppadi parikka mudiyum…!
Adutha jenmathil avalukku
Seruppaga irukka aasai padugiren,
Avalidam mithi pada alla,
Ennai sumantha avalai naanum sumakka…!
Aval than Amma.
Love your mother.
Nerungi iruntha nanban vilagi ponalum,
Vilagi iruntha ethiri nerungi vanthaalum
Aapaththu thaan…!
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Siragu illatha paravaiyin vaazhkkaiyum,
Natpu illatha manithanin vaazhkkaiyum
arththamillatha vaazhkkai…!

By:
Ungal natpin siragil oru iragu.
Simitum Nam Imaigal Oru Nodi Irutinaal Thaan
Nammaal Pala Nodigal Velichathil Vaala Mudium
Yenbathai Mara Vaatheer..
Pakkam Pakkamai Pesa Ninaikiren…
Anal Unnidam Pesum pothu Mattum…
Mundhi Kolgirathu…..
En ” MOUNAM “.
Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kalai”

But…

Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kolai”
Enakku oru help panraya ?

Morning phone panni helloooo nu mattum sollu PLZ..
Yennaa daily morning NARI OOLAI ITTA
romba nallatham..ok va..
Penn veettar: mapla enna pandrar ?

Broker: Avar ninna rail odum, rail ninna avar oduvar ?
Ayyo… avlo busya..?

Broker: mm ! Stationla sundal vikkirar..
Indha ulagathulayae adhigama DEGREE vaanginadhu yaarunu theriyumaa?

Vera yaaru..Namma SURIYAN thaan..

Nethu mattum 103 degree..
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Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo

Appothu “Thunbam” illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.
Udambai nalla parthuko
Velai velaikku saapidu..
Sariya thoongu nee romba varusam vaazhanum.
Nethu BBC la sonnanga
GORILLA yellam alinchittu varuthaam..
Theavaiyatra paguthigalai izhakkindra pothu thaan
kalle sirppam aagirathu…!

Vethanaiyana valigalai sumakkindra pothu thaan
vaazhve inimaiyagindrathu…!

Thuraththi varum tholvigalaal mattume vetri nam kaikku
sulapamaai kidaikkirathu…!
Maranathai patri kavalai padathe..!
Ne irukkum varai athu varappovathillai..!
Athu varumpothu nee irukkapovathillai..!
Un kanngal oru thinngalun
kaadhu oru sevvaiun
kannam oru budhanun
mooku oru vyalanun
udhadu oru velli
mothathil nee oru SANI.
Stu: sir, enna idhu..

Sir: Question paper.

Stu: sir, idhu enna

Sir: Answer paper

Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!
Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna
LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
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Ninaiththathai yellaam solla ninaiththaal uthadugal varuvathu illai,
Solla villai yendraal urakkam varuvathu illai,
Meeri sonnaal uravugal nilaippathu illai…!
That is life.
Aaru muzhuvathum thanneer,
Puththagam muzhuvathum kathai,
Vaanam muzhuvathum natchaththiram,
En idhayam muzhuvathum
Nee matrum unathu Natpu…!
Bus Poita Bus Stand Angaye Than Irukum

Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodave Pogum..
Adhisayam!
Indha Kaala Adhisayam!!
Idhayangalai Pudhaiththu Vittu
Uyir Vazhum Manidhargal!
“Unnai thiyagam seivathanaal mattume pirarin
idhayangalai Nee Vella mudiyum”
Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai…..

kovappattu jaithaanum illai…..

so love others… smile always…..

Don’t hurt others heart.
Tholvi unnai thurathukirathu endral….

vetri-i nee nerungugirai endru artham.
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Kadhal Oru Halfboilu.

Kalyanamtan Fullboilu.

Purinjukada Ismailu.

Illangatti Nee Failu.
Iraivannin Arull

Enrum Namakku Kidaikkum

Enru Nambuvoam

Oru Indianaaga

Jesus-in Pirappai Kondaduvoam…

Anaivarukkum Christmas NalVazhthukkal…

Happy Christmas.
Methamaikkum Pethamaikkum ulla Vithiyasam Enna?

Yendru Arignar Oruvaridam Kettabodhu Avar Kooriya Padhil…

“Meathaigalukku Nokkangal Undu…

Pethaikalukku Verum Eakkangalthan Undu…”
Naththai than koottai sumaiyaga ninaiththal nagarnthida mudiyuma,
Nanba nee tholvigalai sumaiyaga ninaiththaal vetriyai rasikka mudiyuma…!
A Student :

Bike irundha Oatta thoanudhu
T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu
Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu
but Book irundhaa mattum
Yen padikka thona Maattengudhu.?
Girls oru single paper maathiri..
but life enbadhu dictionary maathiri….
single paper ku wait panni
dictionarya miss pannathinga…
Kuraikkira Naai Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhe

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiya mudiyaadhilla athaan.
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LIFE Oru One Way Road!!!
Adhil Naam
Thirumbi Paarkkalaam…
But,
Thirumbi Poaga Mudiyaadhu…
So,
Write off all
the past Things
&
ENJOY EVERY SECOND…
Kaatrodu kalanthuvitta pookkalin vasamum..!
Ennodu kalanthuvitta unathu anbin nesamum
endrume piriyathu..!
Maalaiyil maranam endru therinthum kooda,
kaalaiyil kanneer vadippathillai pookkal..!
So enjoy every moment of ur life.
Manaivi: Enakkum en kanavarukkum sandai nadakkirappo yen vedikkai
parthuttu nikkireenga???

Kanavarin Nanbar: Vedikkai parka nikkalai… Avar adi vangi mudichadum
Aarudhal sollalamunuthan nikkiren…
Kann simittaamal
Unnai Paarkka
Aasai Patten…

Aanaal Ippoadhu,

Kann Chimittum
Neramaavadhu
Unnai Paarkka
Aasai Padugiren…
Mullil than valkai
Aanalum sirithu
Kondirukkuthu “Roja”
SO smile is the
best medicine
always be “happy”
Un Vizhigal
Pesiyathal
En
Mozhigal
Mounamanathu..
Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum
Policesikkum Porukikkum Enna Vithyasam

“Adi-Thadi” Senja Porukki
“Thadi-Adi” Senja Police.
Nabar1:Unga Manaivi-ya Naai kadichadha kelvipatten.
Neenga Muthaluthavi enna senjinga?

Nabar2:Antha Naaiku BRIYANI vaangi potten.