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Kadhalum, natpum iru kavithaigal

Anbaana natpai
Nesikiren,

Nesikum Natpai
kadhallikiren!

Natpu un meedu
Kadal un natpin meedhu.
Un natpu

nerupaga irunthalum

nisippen”

“Naan yerinthu

sambal agum varai….
Feel Pannu But
Future-a Spoil
Pannaadhe

Think Pannu But
Time-a Waste
Pannaadhe

Sight Adi But
Serious-a Love
Pannaadhe

Indha SmS-ai
Forward Pannu But
Enakkey Thirumba
Anuppaathe….
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Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
“Ulagirkku OLI Tharum Suriyane Uranga Sendru Vittathu”

“En Uyirku OLI tharum natpe Nee Mattum

Yen Vilithirukirai Poi Kan Urangu”

GOOD NIGHT…! sweet dreams..
Boy:nenga romba alaga irukinga

Girl:thanks

Boy:unga thangachi ungala vida super

Girl: poda naaye

Boy: athu unga rendu pera vida supero super!!
GIRL1: Endi unna 8 per sernthu Rep pannirukkanga

nee yean police la sollala?

Girl2- athula orutthan sonnaan

Etthanai per rep panninaalum

unna naan kalyanam pannikkirenu sollitandi…

GIRL.1: YARUDI ATHU?

GIRLI.2: ippa SMS PADICHUTTU IRUKKAARE

ANDHA MAMA  THANDI…
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Ulagam Aliya Pogudhu Athu Ku Example:

Lkg Boy: Darling Un Kannathula Oru Kiss Adikava?

Lkg Girl: Yen Da Ennoda Lips Nallathana Iruku.!!!
Vaazhkayila kastam padumpothu
athai samaalikka yeppavum BEER ADY..

Sorry..

Sorry..

BE READY…

ok…
Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.
Aanal manitharidam mattum “VIZHIPPAI” irungal.
-“Kamarasar”.
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Arali vithaiyum Alugirathu Ippothu,
“Thannaal” Irapavargalai vida
“Pennaal” irapavargale Athigam endru…..!!!!
Kannil Kanda pennai nesippathai vida,
Unnai karuvil donda thayai nesi.
Unnaium oru pen neasippal.
Pasamulla nenjangal palicaanga nenaipathillai…
Nesamulla nenjangal nesikka marappathilai…
Priyamullanenjangal pirivai thaanguvathilai..
Indru nee ennai pirinthalum..!
Maranthalum..!
Endravathu nee ennai ninaikkumpothu
nan un kangalil iruppen kanavaga alla
kanneeraga..!
Vazhkaiyil santhosam vendum endral kathalai nesi..!

Aanaal

Santhosame vazhkkaiyaga vendum endral
natpai nesi..!
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Mazhai peiyyum podhum unnai ninaikiren..
Veyyil adikkum podhum unnai ninaikiren..
Plz last time en veetuku vandha podhu
eduthutu pona ‘KUDAI’ya koduthudu.
Chediyil pookkum malarai” vida,
Oru nodiyil pukkum “Punnakai” thaan Azhagu..
Keep Smiling Always……. 🙂

Good Morning……
Silarukku panithuli pidikkum..!
Silarukku mazhai thuli pidikkum..!
Aanaal
yaraiyavathu unmaiyaga nesithu paarungal
kanneer thuli kooda pidikkum..!
Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,

kannagi photova download pannum podhu,

system sollura message,

ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING!
Puli thoongumbothu neenga elupinalum,

neenga thoongum pothu puli elipinalum,

Aappu ungalukuthaan…..

So Don’t Disturb Me…!

I am going to sleep….

Good Night…… 🙂
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Wats diff between first ni8 & last ni8?

poo mela ne viluntha athu 1st ni8.

Un mela poo viluntha athu last ni8…
Pesa vendiya nerangalil amaidhiyaga irunduvittal

amaidiyana nerangalil nimmadhiyaga irukka mudiyadhu
Sila uravugal “punnagai pola”,
yeppovathu ninaivu varum.

sila uravugal “moochu kaatru” maathiri,
yeppavum koodave irukkum.
‘Ungalai’ pola!
Kannuku thooramaga irundhalum,
Nee yen nenjikul irukirai,
Nenjikul pala sumaigal irundhalum,
adhil sugamana uravai vaalthu kondirukkirai.
Azhagu irukkum idaththil
Aapaththum irukkum,
Roja sediyil mull…!
Sogam Mattume Vaalkkai Kidaiyaathu!
Sugamagavae en Naalum Vaalnthu Vidavum Mudiyaathu!
Nan Kodutha Kadithathai

vaithu Aval

Kappal Vittu

Vilayadi Kondu irukiraal

Thaniril Alla

“Yen Kanneeril”
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Unnai kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai”

“Unnai kanda Pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai”

“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum” Naan Vaazhum Varai…
Idhayam thudikkum pothu yaarum gavanikkamal iruppargal..!
Aanaal thudippathu nindrapin ellorum thudippargal..!
That is life.
Hello, sinam konda singathoda msg’a
inboxla vidalina adhu cella sedhachudum..,
paravaillaya…
Ivalavu veerapa pesuravan call pannalinu pakkaringala…
Tower strong but balance weak..
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!

Valzkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!
TAMIL TEACHER – ADITHATHU MANI,
MUDINTHATHU EN PANI

STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI,
JOLLY THAAN INI.
My dear friend Un peyaraikuda,
naan eludhuvadillai,
“penamul” unnai kuthidimo endru…!
dai…no…no.. Ala koodathu….control Ur-self….
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Vetri per vendum endru ninaithu poradathey……
Tholvi adaya koodathu endru poradu,
Ulagam un kaiyil…
Kadarkkarai mannalil
Namadhu kadhal
Yezhudhi Vaiththen…
Alai vandhu adiththu sendradhu –
‘Vilai Madhipillaa Muthukkal’
Yenakke Sondham yendru.!
Two Wheeler Thought

‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam
But
‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiyuma?

Poovil vasanai irukkum.
Natpil unmai irukkum.
Kathalil nejam irukkum.
Vaalvil inimai irukkum.
But ungal mobile fulla en sweet sms
yeppothum irukkum…
Aasai paduvathai marandu vidu…

Aanal aasai pattathai maranthu vidathe….
Ellarum unnai

vittu vilagum pothum

Ellorum unnai

verukkum pothum

nee purinthukol

“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….
Nilavaiyum, Vinnaiyum Pirippathu
Amavaasai..,

Ennaiyum, Avalaiyum Pirippadhu
Ava Amma Aasai…
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Indraiya Thathuvam :

“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,

Koli cala soup vaikalam,

But

Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? “
Boy: Penne en idhayathukul Vaa
Girl : Serupa kezhatava.
Boy: loosu, loosu, yen idhayam enna kovila ? appadiye vaa.!
Man: Anga enna prachanai.

Girl: Ennoda husbandkum innorutharukum sandai.

Man: Athula yaaru unga husband.?

Girl: Athukuthaan sandaye.
Life la 1000 Inbangal varalaam,

1000 Thunbangal varalaam,

Nee
Onnu
mattum
nalla therinjiko

1

OK.
Therinchikittiya.
Manaivi: Naan kizhiccha kottai neenga thanda koodadu…

Kanavar: Adi paavi irundha oru coat-yum kilichuttiyadi…
I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU RASNA

” Now available in Re.1/- packet. Tin-tin tidin..
Chummaa oru vellambaram dhaan….”
Pogumpothe
Rasitthu vittu
Po..!

Thirumbi
vanthaal
irukkaathu..!

“ROAD Oram
FIGURE”
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Mazhaikku aluva theriyum,
Aanal sirika theriyadhu!
Suriyankku erikka theriyum,
Aanaal anaikka theriyadhu!
Ennaku unnai ninaikka theriyum,
Aanaal marakka theriyathu.
Indha Ulagathula
Irukura
Ella pasangalum
Naasama
Poradhuku Karanam..

Nanban sonna Oru vaarthai.

“Machan Ava Unna Thaan da Paakura.!
Hai Poove nee ennai maranthalum
naan unnai marapathum ellai
verupathum illai…
Mazhaikum
veyilkum enna difference. . .?
1
2
3
4

Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..
Vaanil irunthu Varum Mazhai Thuli
” Mannai ” Ninaikkum…..

intha SmS Un Cellukku Vanthal Un Manam
” Ennai” Ninaikkum.
Amaichar: Manna! Naatil panjam thalai “virithu” adukiruthu.

Pulikesi: Appadia! “ribbon” ai kattikondu olungaga ada sollum.

Amaichar:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Meen (fish) Inangalil

“Askar” Endroru Vagai Undu.

Indha Vagai Meengalil

Aann(Male) Meen Irandhu Vittal

Penn(Female) Meenum, Penn Meen

Irandhu Vittal Aann Meenum

Veru Meenodu Seramal Kadaisi

Varai Thaniyagave Vazhndhu

Irandhu Pogum…

Ippo Sollunga Idhu Arputha Kadhal thane…..!!!!
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Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”
Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-mil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!
Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!

Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?
Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam nadathum pothu saami kumbudra..

Student: Enga amma thaan thoongarathuku munnadi
sami kumbida sonnanga athan.!
Oru kozhiyin Kanneer:

Kaalaiyil kokarakko endren

Madhiyam cookerukkul vendhen.”

That’s LIFE…

Enjoy every moment.
kokarako.
Idayathil natpu irunthal
Unnai
Maranthu
Vidalaam……..

Un natpu than en idhayam endraal
eppadi unnai
Marakka
Mudium……
“Unmaiyaaga Nesippavargal Meendum Meendum Kidaippathillai.”

“Inimel Kidaippavargal Unnaippol Nesippargala Endru Theriyavillai.!”
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Ellorukkum Naan “Sevidanaaga” Therigiren,

Anaal Enakku ellorum “Oomaiyaaga” Therigiraargal.!

Think positive.
Nilavin oliyil neengal uranga

Vinmeen unnai knadu kan simitta

Thendral unakku thaalaattu paada.

Iniya kanavugalludan neenga kannuranga.
Teacher: Oru kozhi kootu kulla 5 kozhi muttai yum
1 vaathu muttai yum irukku,
idhula irundhu enna theriyathu ?

Student: kozhiyoda nadathai sari illanu theriyuthu..!
Ice cream saapida kooda bayama irukkuren?
En idhayathil irukum unaku kulirume endru than..!

By ice cream vaanga kaasu illamaal
ice vaikum sangam.
Nethu oru kalyanathukku ponen.
Jodinna appadi oru jodiye naan lifela paarthathe illa.
Appadi oru azhagu !
Apparam enna..
Kaalula mattikittu vanthutten..!!!
Oru cat irukku,athukku oru platela fish iruku,
innoru platela milk irukku,catku edhu mela kannu irukkum ?

Catku mooku mela thaan kannu irukkum…
Ayyo.. Ayyo..
Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum enna difference ?

Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.

Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.
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Macha vada, Kadai theruvil
nindru kadalai podalam,

tea kadai maraivil
nindru tham podalam,

appavin sattai paiyil
panathai kalavadalam,

nalla than erukkum…

athey velayai nalai un paiyan seiyum
pothu unakku puriyum.

appavin maranathirkku
yar karanam yenru.
College Kolaveri:
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study… hw to study..wre to study nw –
God’m dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.
BUMPER OFFER…
Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail
Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam:

1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo
2nd, ’29’ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box
3rd, India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu
4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.
Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry…
Limted period offer innike matume!!!!
LkG boy on phone:

Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan
avanuku udambuku mudiala.

TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?

BOY: enga Appa pesuren.
Man1: Inga, bus yeru’vadharkku enga nirkkanum?

Man2: Nadu rotula nillunga.
Auto driver eppadi sirippar?

Kulungi Kulungi sirippar.
Man1: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?

Man2: I can eat 6 idlies.

Man1: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that’s not empty stomach.

Man2: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.

Man2: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?

Friend: i can eat 10.

Man2: poda. 6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
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Irulai nesi, vidiyal therium..
Thoolviyai nesi, vetri therium..
Ulaippai nesi, uyarvu therium..
Unnaiaye nee nesi ulagam unakku purium…
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Anbe!

Nee thirumanathirku munbe irandu kulanthaihaluku thaayagi vittai.

Aaam..

En Kadhalukkum, En Kavithaikkum than.
Paarthu paarthu valarkum Amma’ku
Oru sottu kaneer vida thayangubavan

Parkaamal iruntha Kathalikaga uyirai vida thudikiran

Kaaranam

Koluppu!!
‘Siridhu thooram nadakave salithu kondavan naan!

Indru,

Vegu thooram nadakiren vidai theriyamal
‘Aval pinnal’.!
Nilavai Thalaikku Vaithu,

Iravai Porthi kondu,

Natchathira Kanavu Kaanungal..

Sooriyanai Anuppi Ezhupugiren
Kaalaiyil.!
Nee Pirinthu sendrapin
Un Ninaivugalai eppadi
Selavazhika..!

Kaagithangalil
Kavithaiyagava.!

Kangalil Kaneeragava.!
En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
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Ninaivellaam nee,
Niththirai illaamal naan,
Unavellam nee,
Unnamudiyamal naan,
Kanavellam nee,
Kan thirakka mudiyamal naan,
Ippadiyea irukkatum nam Natpu…!
Unakkul en ninaivum,
Enakkul un ninaivum,
Irukkumvarai namakkul
pirivu enbathey illai..!
Un Vaalkai Irutaaga Irunthal
Kadavulidam Prarthanai Sei.

Apdium Irutaa Irunthal,
Chance’e illa.

Current Bill’a kattidhan Aganum!
Oru manithanukku vetriyai katru kodukkum guru yaar theriyuma.?

Parents,

Relation,

Friends,

Lover,

Teacher,

Ivargal yarumillai,
THOLVI Than.
Intha ulagam kallarai aagumvarai,
intha kallarai oru ulaga adhisayam..!
~TAJMAHAL~
Uranga Manamillai
NINAIVIL Nee…

Uranginaal Vizhikka
Manamillai KANAVIL Nee…
Iru manam oru manathaga paarvaigalaal
idhayathil ezhuthum purinthunarvu oppantham
KATHAL…!
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KATHAL enbathu kadavul pola
yarum parthathu illai..!

NATPU enbathu thayin karuvarai pola
parkkathavargal evarum illai..!
LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum
en kitta vachukatha!

LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku ‘Z’ varaikkum theriyum
nee engitta vaal Aattaatha
Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
Boy -”I love u and ,I want to marry u”.
Girl-Anna tamil’la solunga enaku english theriyadhu.
Boy- Onnum illa Thangachi Current eppo varumnu keten.
Un Vizhigal Pesiyathal En Mozhigal Mounamanathu..
Valkai enbathu test,
vaala ninaipathu best,
ethilum varanum first,
athu varai edukathe rest,
ithuve en request,
BEST OF LUCK.
“Tholvi” Vandhal
“Porumai”Avasiyam…

“Vettri” Vandhal
“Panivu” Avasiyam…

“Yedhirppu” Vandhal
“Thunivu” Avasiyam…

“Message” Vandhal
“Reply”Avasiyam…
Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre,
Ulle Poitu Ticket Vanguradu Operation Theatre…
Sontha veedu
kattukiradhu silandhi

Nan vasikkum vaadagai veetil…

nasukkiiyadhu,
en ithayam..
Kaakka Ennadhaan Karuppa Irundhaalum
Adhu Podara Muttai Vellai!

Muttai Ennadhaan Vellaiya Irundhaalum
Adhukulla Irukka Kaakka Karuppudhaan!
Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai…..
kovappattu jaithaanum illai…..
so love others… smile always…..
Don’t hurt others heart.