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Mazhayil Nanaya unaku Aaasai thaan,
Irundhum naan kudai Pidipen.
yen endraal?

Un Thalayil ulla kaliman karayamal irukka.
Ungakitta yenakku romba pidichadhu

1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall

Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum,
Padichikkittu Sirippeengalle Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.
University FIRST Vara IDEA!!!

4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…

Apparam Enna Neengadhaan
UNIVERSITY FIRST…
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Nee

PORAMBOAKKU…

‘LANDS’
Purchase panna

Contact your Local Collector’s Office,
Immediately.!

Don’t Miss this Oppurtunity.!
Wife: Raathri mobile charge podathinga,
Battery blast aagidum

Hus: Enakku theriyum,
athukku thaan battery’a eduthuttu charge poduren..
Man1: Enga veetuku paambu vandhiduchu.
Apram paampatiya kooptu adichom.

Man2: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku
paambatiya yenda adichinga.
Tap!

Tip!

Bush.!

Damal.!

Dumeel.!

Enna look’u

“DIWALI” Varudhula

So, Ini SARAVEDI SMS dhan.

Advance Happy“DEEPAVALI”
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kadhali’yidam kadhalin chinnam katten,
aval kallari endral.!
kallariku vali kattan,
aval enai kadhali endral..!
Kannodu kalanthirunthal kannirodu vittirupen,
en uyirodu nee kalanthirunthal
unnai pirivathu eppadi??
Iravil thookam illai

Pagalil sandhosam illai

manadhil
nimmadhi illai

kaaranam,

Veetil Current illai !!
Have a power cut day..

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Virumbamal Ketkiren Viduthlaiyai..
Un ninaivugalil irunthu
Ennai Viduvithu Vidu.!
Vilaivugal Ariyaamal Thoovi Vittaai.!
Un Kadhalai.!

Vilainthu Irukkum Vilaichalai Paar.!

“En Mugathil Thaadi”
Un Paarvayai Minnal Endrene
Oppukondaya..

Ippothu Paar Vetti vittadhu
En Idhayathai..!
Mel imai naan,
Keel imai nee.
Konja neram intha,
kangalirandum uranginaal enna?
Ninaithadhu yellam Nadandhu Vittaal?
Life is waste.

Ninaikkadadhu Nadandhal?
Life is Taste.
so, life is secret.
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Natpu enbadhu idhayam pola

namaku theriyamal namakaga thudikum…
“Natpu” enbathu karumbalagai alla
alithu alithu eluthuvatharku..

athu

” kalvettu” oru murai eluthinal
alikka mudiyathu.
that is friendship.
Kavidhai Enbadhu Pesum oviyam…
Unnai pola…!

Pesadha kavidhai…!
Nam Natpai Pola…
Thanneerai kooda salladaiyil allalaam,

athai panikkatti yaakkum thiran

unnidam irunthal..
Kanavugal pookum neram…
Kavalaigal marakum neram…
Idhayathai pootti Vaikamal…
Imaigalai Mattum pootti Vaipom…
Vidiyum varai…..
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En Idhayam Endra Thandavaalathi

Rail Pola Odukirathu Un Ninaivugal.
Marakka maranthaalum,

ninaikka marakkaaathe..
Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai.

Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai Parkum pothu….
Kathal enbuthu vaanavil pola
oru murai vandhu vittu maraiandhu vidum

aanal

natpu enbathu vaanathai pola
endrum maraiyaathu
nam natpai pola ……
Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai.

Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai….
Kangalai vida kanneerukku Adhaga mathipundu….!
Kangal Ulagaitthai kaattum
Aanal kaneer Ullathai Kattum.
“Vetri enbathu naam petrukolvathu”

” Tholvi enbathu naam kaatrukolvathu”

muthalil katrukollungal

piragu petrukollungal”
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Viyarvai Thuligal uppaaga Irukkalaam,

Aanaal,

Avaithan vazhkaiyai Inippaaga Maattrum.
Man1: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…!

Man2: Panam suthama illeenga.!

Man1: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!
Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!!

Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!
Dhayavu seithu un viligalai
thiranthu vidaathe,
un paarvai pattaal
porkala’maagi’vidugirathu en manasu!
“Pongal” Super Offer

3sms Anuppinal 1sms Thirupi Anupapadum, Ithu
sms Stock Ulla Varai Mattumey…
5 sms ku Mel Anupum Adhirstasalikaluku Oru Pic msg Free.,
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Ulagil Yeththanai
Kadavull
Irundhaalum…!!!

Unnai Yenakku
“FRIEND”aaga
Thandha…

Un “ANNAI”yum
Yenakku Oru
Kadavull Dhaan…!!!
Pillai Varam Kettu Koyil Koiyilaga
Yeri Irangum Endha Pennukkum Therivathe Illai

Amma Varam Kettu Anaathai Illathil
Kathirukum Kuzhandhain Mugam..
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OBAMA India Vandhappo Enga Veetuku Varala.

You Know Why?
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Simple
Nan AMERICA Ponappo Avar Vetuku Pohala Athan.
Rosakara Payyan!!
Yaanai mela naama ukkandhu pona ‘Safari’,

andha yaanai namma mela ukkandhu pona ‘Oppari’.
Veenaga Yen Thirandhu Vaikirai.?
un
Vizhi Vaasalai.!
Idhaya vasalai
Pooti
Saavi’i Iduppil
Mudindhu Konda Piragu..
Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul yellame alagu.
Oru Call illa
Oru Msg illa
Paakkalaam-naalum Mudiyala
Ippadi Edhuvume
Nee Pannala-naalum
Naan Edhukku Unakku
Continuous – Ah
SmS Anuppi Unna
Tholla Pannuren Theriuma

Eanna Nee En…..

Nannbaendaaa!!!
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Oru Ponna Thala Guninji Nadaka Vaiknumna,

Ponna Pethavanga Yenna Seiyanum?

Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

Athula Free Msg

Card Potta

Pothum….!
Adhaan Ulagam
Kulikkum pothu gavanikka

vendiya 5 mukkiya

vishayangal

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

sorry athu kulikiravangaluku matumdhaan.
not for u.
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Father: Magale, Munnadi lam nee appa nu koopiduva?
Ippo lam en DADDY nu koopidura?

Daughter: Appadi koopitta Lipstick kalainjidum daddy..
Arisi Kotina Vera Arisi Vangalam

Pal Kotina Vera Pal Vangalam Aaana

Thel Kotina Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyadhu..

Kavidhai ezluthuvadhu kadinam enbaargal’…..

AVAL kangalai paartha pinbu oru

noolagame amaitthu vitten EN idhayatthill…
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Time aaiduchu,
” Pei ” vara
Neram aachu Seekiram poi Mugatha moodi Paduthuko,
ilana,Pavam “Pei” bayandudum!
Idhayam thedi yemarum uravugal..!
Imaigal thediyum kaanatha kanavugal..!
Kangal moodiyum kidaikatha thookkam..!
Kaalgal irunthum seratha payanangal..!
Kaatthu irunthum kidaikkatha anbu..!
Avamanangalin utchatthal saaga thudikkum vairaakkiyam..!
Vidiyalukkaha yeangukirathu en kangal vidiyuma en iravu..!
Kadalukkum sellavillai…!
Kasum kodukkavillai…!
Analum,
Mutthukkal en kaikalil..
Aval sirippil uthirnthana…!
Kadhal Oru
Sugamana Vali
EndraarGal. . .

Kaadhalitha Pinbu Thaan Therindhathu
athu SuduKaatukku Sellum Vazhi Endru:-)
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Sar: Excuesme, vaigai exp poiducha?
T.T.E:; No. Sar: Pandian?
T.T.E: No. Sar::Nellai?
T.T.E: No, sir..Neeng yenga poganum?
Sar:: “Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum………
Man1: Yennappa idly chillunu irukku?

Man2: Boardla yenna pottu irukku..

Man1: Ariya Bhawan

Man2: Appurum enna suudava erukkum! koyyla
Professor: Yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?

Student: Enga appa eppavume solluvar
” oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu’nu”…..
Unmaikkum Comedykkum
Konjam than Vithiyasam

Neenga Romba
Azhaga irukeenga

Idha Naan Sonna
COMEDY.

Idhaye Neenga Sonna UNMAI.
Ha ha ha
Walk in ur own way,
Love in ur own way,
Think in ur own way,
Talk in ur own way,
Help in ur own way,
Then u will hear
“tharadhula yar pechayum kekkathu”
Sugam varumbothu adhai ne matum thazhuvikkol…
Sogam vandhal matum solli anuppu…
un sumaiyai thaanga tholkodudiren…
My dear friend.
Gold rate naluku naal increase aagikite iruku
kavanamaa irunga yaravathu unga manasa
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yenna unga manasu ” sokka Thangam”…..
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WIFE:ennanga enakku en thankachiya parkkanum pola irukku
ava kudava irukanum pola iruku

HUSBAND:nan ninaichen. nee sollitta..
Mathubaana kadaiyin maraimuga agent

“KADHALI”
Kadavulukum Maranam varum…

Manithanuku Thannambikai pirakumbothu..

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Wife: Ippadi kudichitu varingale, Pondati’nu oruthi
irukrathu ungaluku maranthu pocha?

Hus: Atha maraka thaan kudikaren.
Naan onnu solluven yelundhiruchu oda kudathu

Sollattuma.

Perumal koila Sundal tharangalam.
Eai odathenga.,
nillunga..
nillunga..
Man1: anna software na enna?
hardware na enna?

Man2: ade bluetooth mandaiya
sediya pudunguna software
maratha pudunguna hardware …
Enna than ladies padipil 1sta irunthalum
avanga use pandra Pen
“Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai”
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Anaithu uravugalum amma sollithan therigirathu
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Nanbanai thavira…..

So choose best and good friend…
Ethirparpillamal vala kathu konden

pala yemaatrangalai santhithapin..
School life: +2 varai,
College life: Padikkumvarai,
Love life: Kalyanam varai,
“But”
Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai…….
Oru kathavu moodum pothu innoru kathavu thirakirathu….

Nam moodiya kathavaiye parthu kondirukirom….

Valkaium appadithan…..
Valkaila thappu pannita

kanna moodi 10 minute yoosikanum …..

yepdi aduthavan mela paliya podalamnu….
“Kai korthu Nadaka virumbuvadhu Kadhal…”
“Kai koduthu thooki viduvathu Natpu…”
“Azhagana Kadhalai Nesipom…
Anbana Natpai Swasipom.
“Idhayam” Valithaal kangal kalangum,
Athu… ‘kaadhal’
UN “Kangal” kalanginaal
EN “Idhayam” Valikkum,
Ithu.. “Natpu”
That’s “FRIENDSHIP..
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“Silar iranthu ponaal manasu maranthu pogum,

Aanaal

silar maranthu ponaale manasu iranthu pogum.
Thatti Pathen Kottan Kuchi

Keela Partha Karappan Poochi

Eduthu Parthen Sethu Pochi

Keela Viten Odi Pochi

Unga SMS Yen Ippa “Koranju Pochi ”
“Nilavai Paarkum Podhu,
Nee Dhooramai iruppadhai Unarkiren…”

“En Nizhalai Paarkum Podhu,
Nee Ennodu iruppadhai Unarkiren…”

Father: Ennada yella subject layum oru mark mattum vaangi irukka?

Son: Nee thana sonna, ellathalyum Number 1’na varanum endru.
Girl: En birthday kku enan tharuveenga?

Boy: Yenna venum?

Girl: oru ring kodunga pothum.

Boy: Land line la iruntha or mobile la iruntha?
Patient: Doctor…. Valikkama Oosi Podunga…

Doctor: Nursai Oosi Poda Sollungannu Sollama Solreenga…
Appadithane?
Man1: Thaaikku pin Thaaram’nu solrathu sariya thaan irukku.!

Man2: Eppadi?

Man1: chinna Vayasula Amma adichaanga, ippa Pondaatti adikkiraa..!!
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Patient: Dr, Enaku Bus’la’ Utkaandha Udane
Thookam Varudhu

Dr: Nalladhu Thaane

Patient: Puriyaama Pesadhinga Dr. Naan Thaan
Bus Driver.
Kurumpu illana ilamai illa

Health illana joly illa

Music illana song illa..

kaatru illana uyir illa

Nee illana chellam

DISCOVERY channelae illai !!
Tamil naatla current kuda eppa cut pannuvanganu
pasangaluku correct’a theriyum.

But

Intha ponunga eppa love’a
cut panuvanganu solave mudiyathu.
Girl: Enakku vera payanoda marriage fix ayyudichu.

Boy: Enakku Theriyum

Girl: Eppadi?

Boy: Kalaila kudukudupukaran
“nalla kaalam porakuthunu” sonnan.
Indru

“ISAI Kalloori”

Vidumurai..

Avalin
Kaal “KOLUSU”

Tholainthathaal.!
Sangili:  Kaluthukku yenadi?
Un manathirku podadi!

By varumai kanavan
Thudikkum en
ITHAYAM nindru pogalam,
Aanal NINDRA ithayam
kooda meendun thudikkum,
NEE en arugil vandhal.
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En Manathai Purinthaval Nee,
Ennai Ipodhu Mannil pudhaithavalum Nee.

En Idhayathil thudithaval Nee,
Ennai Ipodhu thudikkavaipathum Nee.

En Varigalai Paditthaval Nee,
Enakku Vaayiku-Arisi Poattavalum Nee.
Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil
en iniya friend nee.
Unakku Gift
tharaporen,

Close ur eyes.
Ready.

1

2

3

4

5
Asku’busku.

Nee Kanna’mooda’ve illa.
So no gift,
Oruvan thaniya rathiri 12 manikku sudukaattula
soap pottu kulichikittu irundhaan.

Yen theriyuma?
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Hamam irukka bayam yen?
Hai teacher,
I’m ——-,
Naan ithu solliye aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i am geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichene.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathe.
Tamilnatlaye miga periya library edhunu theriyuma?
!
!

!

!

Therinja mattum poi padikava poringa?
ponga poi velaya paarunga !!
Enna mssg anupurathe illa?

Time ilaya?

Msg offer ilaya?

Interest ilaya?

Balance ilaya?

Illana Intha singathuku message anuppa bayama?
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‘KADHAL’
Oru Vithyasamana Kaadu,
Angu MattumThan
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Thoppai Specialist…
Ungalukku Boar Adikkudha??

Take a Coin & Put Toss…

“POO” Vilundha Kuppura Paduthu Thoongu.

“THALAI” Vilundha Mallakka Paduthu Thoongu.

Good Night!
Koli yen muttai podudu Theriyuma?

Theriyalana therinjukonga.

Yenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan.
Idi..
Minnal..
Mazhai..
puyal..
Vellam..
Poogambam..
ethu nadanthalum
east.. west.. north.. south..
enga irunthaalum,
entha sim pottirunthaalum
ennoda sms suma
gilli…gilli….gilli
maathiri vanthu
GOOD Morning sollum..
Hava a nice Day…
January 14’kum Februavary 14’kum yenna vidyasam?

Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14

Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum
enna difference??

naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage…
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
The words which never complete without “u” D_b_kk_ Baekk_

Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?

HahaHaha
Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!!

E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!!

(Leave some spacing)

ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga…

Good MoRnInG…Have a nice day…
Unnai sutri oru murai paar !

Un nizhal Irrukiratho Illayo En

Ninaivukal Unnai Sutri Irrukkum…

Endrum Priyamuden..

Unnai Nesikum idhayam….