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College mudiyura varaikkum than irukum

But

arrear enbathu mama ponnu madhiri

nammalaye suthi suthi varum..:)
“Unn Inbathai pagirnthu kolla nooru

sonthangal irunthalum,un thunbathai

pagirnthu kollum oru jeevanum Ingu undu…

Maranthu vidathae ennai..!
Vetrikkum Tholvikkum Siru Vidhyasam Thaan:-

‘Kadamai’-kku Seithal “Tholvi”..!

‘Kadamai’-yai Seithal “Vetri”…
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Doctor: neenga innum 2 hrs’la sethuduveenga,
kadaisiya yaraiyavadu pakka virumbireengala?

Patient: vera oru nalla doctor’ai paakanum plz help.
Man1: Navy selection’ku vandhu irukiyae,
unakku swimming theriyuma?

Man2: Appo airforce selecton’kku pona,
parakka theriyanuma?
Man: Doctor. Neengathaan yennoda
manaivi’ya kaapathanum.

Dr: Ok. Kattina pudavayoda vara sollunga…
Love The LADY,

But

Dont Touch The
BODY.!

If U Touch The
BODY,

U
Become A
DADDY..!!

Pls send this to all KD!

I have already
send to a Big KD.
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Man1: Enga oorula ungala pathi elarum oru madhiri pesuranga…

Man2: Ama naaye unga oru periya Geneva.
Ulaga samadhanam pesura edam.
Poda poochi aricha kanna.
Ulagatthula Panatthaala Vanga Mudiyathathu 2 Visayam

1.Nalla Uravu

2.Nalla Natpu

En Nalla Uravum Nee Thaan.

En Nalla Natpum Nee thaan.
Vanil irunthu Varum Mazhai Thuli

” Mannai ” Ninaikkum…..

intha SmS Un Cellukku Vanthal Un Manam

” Ennai” Ninaikkum.
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“Ethanai naatkal paarkamal pesamal irundalum ,

Manathirku Pidithavarai

Oru Podhum marakathu Idhayam”…
Interviewer : ungaluku pudicha oor yethu.. ?

Man: SWITZERLAND

Interviewer : ok.. Spelling sollunga pakalam..

Man: aiyayo.. Apdina GOA..
Idhayathin mudhal ethiri kangal thaan..

Yen endral,

idhayam maraithu vaikum yellavatraiyum

kangal kaatti koduthuvidum..!

….Kanneeraga…
Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…
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Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…
Thendral Modhi

Pookkalukku

Valippadhillai..

Aanal,

Un Ninaivugal Modhi

Enn Ullam Valikkiradhu.

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Adhu Sumayaaga alla, Sugamaga.
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Thirumba Pera Mudiyathavai:

1.Udalai Vitta Uyir.

2.Paesi Vitta Varthai.

3.Kadanthu Vitta Natkal.

4.ilanthu Vitta ilamai.

5.Koduthu Vitta Manasu.
Sachin century Adicha.
“Stadum Full”.

Rajini padam Nadicha.
“Theatre Full”

Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
“INBOX FULL”
Heartbeat Egurum… Vaarthai Ellam Kularum…

Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu

Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!
LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit
eduthudu poniye ennachu?

Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.

Friend 2: “yeppadi?”

Friend 1: “Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?”
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Naragathil yeman and man.MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren
how much paise?

YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE !!
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku

idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.

“KADHAL”
Puthum pudhu naal,
Puthum pudhu varudam,
Puthum pudhu vaalzkai,
Ella sogamgalum, kastangalum karaindhuvida,
Ini ungal valzkaiyil magilchi ponguvadharkku,
Iniya Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Siripu illatha vazhkai.!
Siragu illatha
Paravaiku Samam.!

Paravaiku
Azhagu Siragu.!

Unaku

Azhagu Sirippu.!
Smile for every time.!

Good Night…
There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.

so kaliman demand aiducham.

so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.
Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.U know why?

Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu,
na yaen saganum”…!
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?
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Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy’ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy’a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy’a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!
Rawva kudichavanum…

Ra pagala padichavanum

nalla irundhadha

sarithirame illa!

By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu pandran….
Endro varum maranathuku thinam thinam othigai…

“THOOKKAM”
Kanngal… Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!

Udhadugal… Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!

Ennam… Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!

Kavithaigal… Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!

Anbe!!!

Ennai Neeyum… Unnai Naanum…

Thirudi Kondom!!!

Nam Idhayangalai Thirudiyadhu…

Kadhal!!!
A tiger never kills another tiger!

a lion never kills another lion!

but, man kills man!

so, man is the dangerous animal.

– PERIYAR
Selai Katta Theriyavilaye Endru Nee Pulamba…

Unnai Katti Kolla Mudiyamal Pulambugirathu Selai!
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Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?

Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!
Mumtaz’in nyabagarthama
Shah Jahan Taj Mahal’ai kattinaaru,

Mutta payal,

naana irundha
ava thangachiyai katti iruppen.
Nan solliya kathaluku…

Aval kangal solliya pathil

‘kanneer’
Ennai adikkamal azha vaippadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Ennai Kayapaduthamal Valigal tharuvadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Ennai verukkamal vedhanai paduthuvadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Ennai sidhaikkamal sithiravadhai seithadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Naan vazhndhalum Veezhndhalum
ennodu iruppadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Patient: Doctor enakku tharkolai pannikittu saagalan pola irukku..

Doctor: Romba thappu, appuram naanga edhukku irukkom !!
Ramu: namma maths masterukku arive illada.

Somu: Yen ?

Ramu: avaroda 4 vayathu ponnuku ANJUnu per vechirukkar..!!!
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Milk packetla milk irukkum

Water packetla water irukkum

oil packetla oil irukkum

But shirt packetla SHIRT irukkumaa ?
Boomi sutrugirathu;
fan sutrugirathu;
sakaram sutrugirathu;
appothellam ketkadhavargal
oruvan oor sutrinal mattum yen ketkirargal !!

By aduthavana parthu poramai padum sangam.
Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number

and my new number is …

’100’…..

Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.
Call evalavu vegama odinalum,

prize kaikuthan kodupangal !!!
Train evalavu speeda poonalum,

kadasi petti kadasiya than varum !
Nee Partha Paarvaiyil Patri Konda Thee Kuchi Naan,

Erinthu Konde Irupen Thirumbi Vanthu Nee Anaikkum Varai.
Kannukul thooramaga irundhalum,

Nee yen nenjikul irukirai,

Nenjikul pala sumaigal irundhalum,

adhil sugamana uravai vaalthu kondirukkirai.
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Iravin madiyil pagalum thoongum!

Iniya kanavil neeyum thoongu!

Karayin madiyil alayum thoongum!

Kavalai marandu Neeum thungu!

Gudn8!
Boys Kavidhai :

Avalai ninaikkum pothellem,

En idhayam ennidam ketkirathu.

“Vera oru super figure’a correct panni
irukkalamo endru”
Beauty Tip:

If U Want to protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud, sun light & Such.

Then apply

“ASIAN PAINTS” Exterior Emulsion
7yrs guarantee 😉
Thedi parthen innamum kidaika villai……

unnai vida azhagana oru ulagam..
Computer Thirrukural

Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal…

COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku

CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.

Aana

adhala LOCAL call,
STD call,
ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda
panna mudiyathu!
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.

Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
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I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU RASNA

” Now available in Re.1/- packet. Tin-tin tidin.. Chummaa oru vellambaram dhaan….”
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en IDAYAM
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriyuma?
Athil neeum un Natpum iruppathal
Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…

Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…

Post Master Post Poduvaaru…

Appadinna……..

Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!
Machan enga street dog kitta Tigernu sonna vaala aatudhu,

jimmy nu sona thalaya attudhu

athu enna machan un pera sonna mattum “vekka paduthu”

Ennamo nadakuthu.
Wife: Darling Naalaiku namma wedding Anniversary,
Idhuvara naan parkkadha place ku ennai koottikittu ponga.

HUSBAND: Vaa chellam Kitchen Ku pogalaam.
>—-> >—->
Po ambu po enaku message pannadhavanga brain la poi kuthu.

<—< <—-<
yen thirumbi vanthuta?
Sorry boss avangakitta brain illa!!
Order

Order

Order

Innum

Enaku sMs Anupathadal,

EPK0 333 SmS Sattappadi ungal Dappa cellai
Sopu dappavaga use panna
Utharavidugiren!
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kathalku ‘kan’ illai endrargal..

aanal,

unnai kathilitha pinbu than
therinthu kathalku
‘idhyamae’ illai yendru..
Difference between Kavithai and Kadhal:

Kavidhai Enbadhu Vaarthai Thoguppu…

Kadhal enbadhu Vayasu Koluppu…
Wife:

Ennanga.. Seekiram vaanga.. Kulandhai aluthu..

Husband:

Unna yaarudi Make-up illama Kulandhai kitta poga Sonnathu.?
DOCTOR: neenga ivara 1 hour munnadi kondu vandhirunda pilachirupar.

MAN: kondu vandhirukalam aanaa accident agi 10min than aguthu.

DOCTOR:!!
“un ninaivai marakka mudiyamal
nenjoram vaithirukiren
ninaivaha alla en idhaya Thudippaga”
Kadhalukku karpanaigal azhagu.!

Aanal..,

Karpanayil Mattumthan kadhal azhagu…!
PAA(R)VAI
Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?
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kathali manasu nilavu pola,
avan ninaivugal valarum theiyum orunal marainthe pogum.
aanal kathalan manasu vaanam pola,
nelava kathaliyum aval nenaivugal natchathiram pola niraithu irukum.
Thevai illamal
thedi kondirukiren
yen dhevadhaiyai
thevai ellamal
unnmeethu kadhal…
Un Idhayathi Nokki
Suriyanaai nee irundhalum,
Bhoomiyaga unnai sutri varuven,
Nee ennai suttu erikkum varai.
paartha muthal naal ninaivil illai.

paartha naal muthal ninaive illai.
Tholaivil irundhu PAASAM kaata vendam.
NEE Arugil irundhu sandai podu pothum,
my dear chellam.
un kangal ennum khandhathal
ennai katti izhuthai.
pinnar dhan therindadu
un idayam irumbendru.
Un pinnal Thirumbi Paar,

En Ninavugal Ellam Nilalaga,

Thodargirathu…
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Maraname Vanthalu Unnai
Marakkatha Ithaiyam Vendum.
Jananam Onru Irunthal Athil
Niye Vendum Uravaga Alla,
Uyiraga…
Unnai kaanum en kangalukku kooda theriyavillai,
unnai kanpathu kanava illai nenaiva endru:
yean endral endrum ne,
en kanmun erupathal!
Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,

Kanne’thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.
uravaga irunthal endro maranthirupen
uyirodu alava kalanthuvittai
yeppati marapathu unnai?
Kal thadukki vilunthathillai,

un kan thadukki vilunthuvitten…

kadhalil.
En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.
Rathiye unnai kandadhum mathi’ilandhen
Nilave unnai paarthadhum sol’lilandhen
Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?
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Manathai Parthu Varuvathu Than Kathal Engirirgal,

Pinbu Yen Mounamaga Irukkirirgal MUGATHTHAI Parththu.
En Kallaraiyai Katta Oru
Thuli Nir Thevaippattal
Un Kanneerai Kodu Appadi
Tharuvathu Enral Un Kathali
Enra Indhayathil Vaithu Kodu!
Intha Ulagil Nan Valibada Ethanai Theivangal Irunthalum,
Intha Ulagil Nan Olukathai Kadipidika Ethanai Mathangala Irunthalum,
Nan Kathalipatharku Intha Ulagil Nee Oruthi Than Irukindrai.
Vandhen unnai paarka aavaludan,
Kanden unnai innoru’vanudan,
Vadin’dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,
kanneer illai, ratham.
“SMS” anuppuravan “KADAVUL”,

“CALL” pannaravan “MANUSAN”.

Na ‘kadavulunu’ proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast ‘manishanu’ proof pannunga pakalam!
Neenga msg anupalanu naan tea kooda kudikila….

Andha sogathula… oru 8 poori… 6 idli …3 chapathi…

2 glass milk kudichitu feelings’la irukken..

Good morning. Have a Nice day.
Thozhiyai kandathum nerukamai amarval kadhali..!

Kadhaliyai kandathum punnakaithu vilagi nadapal thozhi.
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Hotela kaasu kodukalana mavatta soluvanga

Aana busla kasu kodukalana bus otta solluvangala……
Irul Yenpathal
Yarum “Karuvaraiyai”
Veruppathum illai…,

Nimmathi Kidaippathal
Yarum “Kallaraiyai”
Virumpuvathum illai……
Son : appa enaku bike vangi kodunga… .
Dad :kadavul namaku 2 kaal yethuku koduthirukaru? .
Son : onnu gear poda… Inonu break poda… .
Dad : ???
Natpu enpathu Nadipu alla,

Nam Naadi thudipu.
Natpu kadal Mathiri,

Ella idathulaium Irukkum.
En Ithayathil oonjal katti
dinamum Oonjal aadubavale,
Niruthi vidathe un aattathai,
Ninru vidum en ottam.
Nabanaiyum nesi, Ethiriyaium nesi.
nanban un vetrikku thunaiyai irruppan,
Ethiri un vetrikku kaaranamai irruppan.
Seruppu illama naama nadakkalam

anaa

Naaam illama seruppu nadakka mudiyathu!!
Soap Dappala ethuku chinna chinna holes irruku theriyuma??

Periya holes irruintha soap keela vizhundhum athan…
Mappillai Veetar : Ponnu Puduchirunda Thaan Sapiduvom..

Ponnu Veetar : Ponnu Pudichiruku’nu Sonna Thaan
Samayalae Seivom…