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2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

school student: engaluku thariyala.

medical student: it’s impossible.

engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.

arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..
T.Nagar ponal tea vangalam, ana
Virudu nagar pona virudu vaanga mudiyuma
Kadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri.,
Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri.,
Evanum thooka maataan!!
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Kalyanam CD Paathu Alurai Aangal than ulagathilai aathiyam.
Athigama Weight irukura POOCHI Edhu Theriyuma??

Theriyalaya???

MOOOTAPOOCHI.!

Is ok dont cry ithu ellam sagacham.
Love enbathu mobile’la vara call mathri,
seriya use pannatil MISS call avidum.

BUT

Wife enbathu Message mathri naangal use panninalam,
use pannatilum athu inbox’la poi SAVE avidum.
Train’la Ponaal Kaasau Save Panalam
Plane’la Ponaal Timeu Save pannalam
Aaanal lovelu ponal thaadiya koodai shaave panna mudiyathu.
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“Kann adiththu paarthen aval mayangavillai”

“Kattaiyal adithen udane mayangi vittaal”

– Nammakita mayangatha figure illa pa.
Lunch box la lunch irunda atha paarkalam

but

match box la match parka mudiyuma..
Man1: Naan dhinamum 4lu maniku elam elunduduvan
Man2: Apadiya
Man1: Aaama aduku meala thoongina yeanga lab supervisor naai madiri kathuvaru
Naina: Amma adichadarkku yaenda ippadi aluvara?
Son: Unnai maadiri ennala vali thanga mudiyadhu naina.
En lover romba kanjam di.
Edha vachhu sollura di?
Beach’la poi sundal saapida’laamna,
kovilukku poi saapidalamm endru solluraaru.
Son: Appa, ungala vida amma periyavangala?
Father: illa, aen?
Son: Neenga than sonneenga periyavangala ethirthu pesa koodadu endru.
Adha vachu than solluren.
Man1: Vaanga.! Vaanga.!, Neenga Mapla Vetukarara,
Ponnu vetukarara ?…
Man2 : illainga… Naan Ponnoda Palaya Veetukarar.?
Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhaalum,
aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa.
7 Paramparaikku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthaalum
fast food kadaila ninnukittu thaan saapidanum!
Son : appa enaku bike vangi kodunga…
Dad : kadavul namaku 2 kaal yethuku koduthirukaru? .
Son : onnu gear poda… Inonu break poda… .
Dad : ???
Girl 1: Ethukku un husband’a pottu adikkira?
Girl 2: pudusa bike vanginaru Authula en name’a otti vachirukkaru?
Girl 1: nallathu thana Panirkkiraru!
Girl 2: Adi podi Atha ” kikker ”la Otti vachirukkaru?
Girl 1:????.
Man1: Ethuku sir padichukittu irukura payyana potu ippadi adikiringa?
Man2: Summa irunga sir, examuku kooda pogama padichukitu irukan sir..
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Bank manager: Maadu vanga loan kekkureengale…
Eppadi kattuveenga?
Farmer: Kayaru pottuthan kattuven sir.
Kalyana Veetil Serupai Tholaithavan
Ezuthiya Oru kavithai.
Ulle Oru Jodi Searnthu vittathu…
Veliye Oru Jodi Tholainthu Vittathu…
Singam thoongum pothu nee eluppinaalum,
nee thoongum pothu singam eluppinaalum,
sangu unakku than.
so
enna disturb pannatha na thoonga poren…. eppudi!
Road’la pora ponna partha “PORIKINU” Soluranga…

BUT

Veetula poi ponna partha “MAAPPLA’NU”
Soluranga…
Wat a crazy society…!!!!!
What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor?
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!!!,
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!
Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu.
American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.

American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.

Dey said ok & jumped..

American princi: C d guts..

IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.

They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.

IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D
Avan: Vaa nanum neeyum odidlam
Aval: seruppu pinjidum
avan:kaila edthuttu odidalam

marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
thaichuttu odidalam


marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
pudhusu vangittu odidlam
Aval thoongum varai kathirunthen…











Aval Sister’ku Msg Anuppa.
What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!
sms
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enna paarkuringa???
naamalum valachi valachi sms anupuvom’la
90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava maatipeenga… eppadi?
aenna, SIN 90 = COT 45
idhu eppadi irukku?
Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy?
Aravind did not see me
2 boys follow 2 girls:
Each girl took rakhi and tied in their hands and said:
‘Ippa enna seiveenga’?

Boys: Machi, u sight my sister, I will sight ur sister.
.(‘.’).
<)?(> Its My
_/”\_ Friend

konja naala sms anupala

<‘)?(‘>
_/”\_

athan thalaya eduthutean,
ungalukku vasathi eppadi?
Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan
Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
Protocal Mismatch
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”. These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance’sa Feb 14’ku vandha
love letter’rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.
Thel kottina valikkum…
paambu kottina valikkum..
mudi kottina valikkuma?
Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum,
avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum
Tea cupla tea irukum.

Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga…
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?
Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum,
aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum…
fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….
Ana…
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru

nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?
Vittu Koduppathu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Thirupathi

Malaiku Poi Sami

Kumpitta Piragu

enna

Pananum?













































































Very Good

Ipadithan

Keela irangi

Varanum

Govinda

Govinda…
Wife:
Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband:
Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan….
Mandhiri: manna ! porukku thayaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.
Pulikesi: ‘SMS sending failed’ endru thirupi anupividu.
Father: yenda kudicha ?
son: Romba kavalaya irunthanthu athaan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu thaan..!!
Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum…
Endrume azhagu thaan..
Hotela kaasu kodukalana mavatta soluvanga
Aana busla kasu kodukalana bus otta solluvangala……
Pakathu veettu paiyan uthuvathi standai mulungittan,
analum onnum agalai,
Aen?
Enna, avan mulunginathu Valzhai palzhamache!!!
Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam,


thangachi frienda thangachiyaa ninaikalam


but…


Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /////// Whose Signature is this.?

Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?

Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,

kannagi photova download pannum podhu,

system sollura message,

ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING!

Adhaan ulagam.
Oru Ponna

Thala Guninji

Nadaka

Vaiknumna,

Ponna

Pethavanga

Yenna

Seiyanum?



Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

Athula Free Msg

Card Pota

Pothum….!
Konjam Methuva Nada.!




Weightaana Porula Thookatha.!




Sariya Nerathuku Saappidu!




Udamba Paarthuko!




Yaenna idhu




10(OCTOBER) – aavadhu Maasam.!

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message, after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum…!
Nilavaiyum, Vinnaiyum Pirippathu Amavaasai..,

Ennaiyum, Avalaiyum Pirippadhu Ava Amma Aasai…
Wife: Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband: Unga appa unnai poo maathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan…
cow ‘ kum love ‘ kum enna different ?
Simple……………………………………….
COW pal kodukkum LOVE PAAL OOTHUM……….
In college..,
Boy:i love u
Girl: nan poi idha principal kite
solla poren..
Boy: ayyo loosu principaluku
alredy kalyanam ayidichu
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!

School Boy: Dad, Application form la “MOTHER TONGUE” kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?

Father: “ROMBA NEELAM” nu podu..!!

Oru maalai ila veyil neram,
kaaya potta en jatti’yai kaanum
Satru thulaiviyil un mugam paarthaen,
kaiyum kalavumaai pidithaen.

Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattume thudikum orey idhayam…
Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…
Meen (fish) kozhambula mull irunda enna pannanum?
Seruppu pottukkittu saappidanum!
Road’la pora ponna partha “PORIKINU” Soluranga

BUT

Veetula poi ponna partha “MAAPPLANU” Soluranga

Wat a crazy society…!!!
Thooka marunthu sappitta thookam varum…

Anaa…

Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!
LKG last bench kids!

kid 1:machan naan rombe upseta iruken da.
kid 2: yen da?
kid 1:nethu amma kude toys vange shopping poi irundhen da ,ange semma figure da 3 vayasu irukum avange amma madial paduthu vaayle virala vachutu siricha paaru! aiyoaiyo!!
kid 2:aporem ennachu da?
kid1:naanum balloon yellam vechu sema seen potten machi ave kandukeve ille da..rendu naala naan corn flakes kude saapidele teriuma? ave en anjala da!
kid2: vidu machi avale thottil ode thookuvom!
Test’-ukkum ‘Quiz’-ukkum Enna Different???

‘Test’-la – Answer therincha Pass,
‘Quiz’-la – Answer theriyalanathan Pass.
Father: yenda kudicha ?
Son: Romba kavalaya irunthandhu
athan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu than..!!
Penn veettar: mapla enna pandrar ?

Broker: Avar ninna rail odum, rail ninna avar oduvar ?
Ayyo… avlo busya..?

Broker: mm ! Stationla sundal vikkirar..
A Student :

Bike irundha Oatta thoanudhu
T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu
Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu
but Book irundhaa mattum
Yen padikka thona Maattengudhu.?
Manaivi: Enakkum en kanavarukkum sandai nadakkirappo yen vedikkai
parthuttu nikkireenga???

Kanavarin Nanbar: Vedikkai parka nikkalai… Avar adi vangi mudichadum
Aarudhal sollalamunuthan nikkiren…
Nabar1:Unga Manaivi-ya Naai kadichadha kelvipatten.
Neenga Muthaluthavi enna senjinga?

Nabar2:Antha Naaiku BRIYANI vaangi potten.
Ulagam Aliya Pogudhu Athu Ku Example:

Lkg Boy: Darling Un Kannathula Oru Kiss Adikava?

Lkg Girl: Yen Da Ennoda Lips Nallathana Iruku.!!!
Mazhai peiyyum podhum unnai ninaikiren..
Veyyil adikkum podhum unnai ninaikiren..
Plz last time en veetuku vandha podhu
eduthutu pona ‘KUDAI’ya koduthudu.
Hello, sinam konda singathoda msg’a
inboxla vidalina adhu cella sedhachudum..,
paravaillaya…
Ivalavu veerapa pesuravan call pannalinu pakkaringala…
Tower strong but balance weak..
Man: Anga enna prachanai.

Girl: Ennoda husbandkum innorutharukum sandai.

Man: Athula yaaru unga husband.?

Girl: Athukuthaan sandaye.
Manaivi: Naan kizhiccha kottai neenga thanda koodadu…

Kanavar: Adi paavi irundha oru coat-yum kilichuttiyadi…
Mazhaikum
veyilkum enna difference. . .?
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2
3
4

Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..
Amaichar: Manna! Naatil panjam thalai “virithu” adukiruthu.

Pulikesi: Appadia! “ribbon” ai kattikondu olungaga ada sollum.

Amaichar:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Ice cream saapida kooda bayama irukkuren?
En idhayathil irukum unaku kulirume endru than..!

By ice cream vaanga kaasu illamaal
ice vaikum sangam.
Nethu oru kalyanathukku ponen.
Jodinna appadi oru jodiye naan lifela paarthathe illa.
Appadi oru azhagu !
Apparam enna..
Kaalula mattikittu vanthutten..!!!
BUMPER OFFER…
Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail
Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam:

1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo
2nd, ’29’ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box
3rd, India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu
4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.
Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry…
Limted period offer innike matume!!!!
Man1: Inga, bus yeru’vadharkku enga nirkkanum?

Man2: Nadu rotula nillunga.
Man1: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?

Man2: I can eat 6 idlies.

Man1: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that’s not empty stomach.

Man2: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.

Man2: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?

Friend: i can eat 10.

Man2: poda. 6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
Un Vaalkai Irutaaga Irunthal
Kadavulidam Prarthanai Sei.

Apdium Irutaa Irunthal,
Chance’e illa.

Current Bill’a kattidhan Aganum!
LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum
en kitta vachukatha!

LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku ‘Z’ varaikkum theriyum
nee engitta vaal Aattaatha
Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
Boy -”I love u and ,I want to marry u”.
Girl-Anna tamil’la solunga enaku english theriyadhu.
Boy- Onnum illa Thangachi Current eppo varumnu keten.
University FIRST Vara IDEA!!!

4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…

Apparam Enna Neengadhaan
UNIVERSITY FIRST…
Nee

PORAMBOAKKU…

‘LANDS’
Purchase panna

Contact your Local Collector’s Office,
Immediately.!

Don’t Miss this Oppurtunity.!
Man1: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…!

Man2: Panam suthama illeenga.!

Man1: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!
“Pongal” Super Offer

3sms Anuppinal 1sms Thirupi Anupapadum, Ithu
sms Stock Ulla Varai Mattumey…
5 sms ku Mel Anupum Adhirstasalikaluku Oru Pic msg Free.,
Call Seithu ‘hai’ Sollungal, oru Missed call Ilavasamaka Perungal, ivai Anaithum Balance ulla varai Mattumey.. Munthungal.. Vellungal..
OBAMA India Vandhappo Enga Veetuku Varala.

You Know Why?
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Simple
Nan AMERICA Ponappo Avar Vetuku Pohala Athan.
Rosakara Payyan!!
Yaanai mela naama ukkandhu pona ‘Safari’,

andha yaanai namma mela ukkandhu pona ‘Oppari’.