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Solve the case(challange):-
A man was found murdered on 15.8.2007 afternoon…
1. His wife called police…
2. Police questioned everyone…
3. Wife :- Sir, i was sleeping…
Neighbours :- V went 4 the marriage…
Driver :- I went to Bank sir…
Cook :- I went to Market…
Watch Man :- I went to My relations Marriage…
Police arrested murderer immediately…
Who was it ??

Petrol, Diesel, Gas

Pottu Vandi Oatta Government Permission Kodukkudhu

Appo

Naama ‘THANNI- Poattu Vandi Oattunaa Yen

Police Pidikkudhu…

Nathu bus’la poyittu irunthappa,
oruthar shoulder’la adichu, “Royapettai’ya’nnu kattaar.
Naan illa en “tholpatta” nu sonnen.
Aana yen ennai muracharunnu theriyala!

Nethu bu’sla poittu irunthapa,

oruthar shoulder’la adichhu,

“Royapettai”ya’nnu kettara.

Naan illa en “tholpatta” nu sonnen.

Aana yaen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala!

Father: yenda kudicha ?
son: Romba kavalaya irunthanthu athaan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu thaan..!!

LKG last bench kids!

kid 1:machan naan rombe upseta iruken da.
kid 2: yen da?
kid 1:nethu amma kude toys vange shopping poi irundhen da ,ange semma figure da 3 vayasu irukum avange amma madial paduthu vaayle virala vachutu siricha paaru! aiyoaiyo!!
kid 2:aporem ennachu da?
kid1:naanum balloon yellam vechu sema seen potten machi ave kandukeve ille da..rendu naala naan corn flakes kude saapidele teriuma? ave en anjala da!
kid2: vidu machi avale thottil ode thookuvom!

Ennai Kadiththa KOSU’vai Naan Pidithen
Aanaal Adikkavillai, Vittu Vitten

Yen Theriyumaa..

Payapulla.!
Adhu Odambula
OaduraThu Namma Raththamula Athaan..!

Patient: Dr, Enaku Bus’la’ Utkaandha Udane
Thookam Varudhu

Dr: Nalladhu Thaane

Patient: Puriyaama Pesadhinga Dr. Naan Thaan
Bus Driver.

Police : Where do you live?
Man : With my parents
Police : Where does your parents live?
Man : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Man : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Man : Next to my neighbours house
Police : Where is your neighbour’s house?
Man : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Police : Tell me
Man : Next to my house.

kg last bench kids!

kid 1:machan naan romba upseta iruken da.
kid 2: yen da?
kid 1:nethu amma kuda toys vange shopping poi irundhen da ,
ange semma figure da 3 vayasu irukum avange amma madial paduthu vaayle virala vachutu
siricha paaru! aiyoaiyo!!
kid 2:aporem ennachu da?
kid1:naanum balloon yellam vechu sema seen potten machi
ava kandukeve ille da..rendu naala naan corn flakes kude saapidele teriuma?
ave en anjala da!
kid2: vidu machi avale thottil ode thookuvom!