Similar SMS

Principal:Girls kooda
oru thadava pesina 10 Rs fine
rendavathu thadavey pesina 50 Rs fine.,

Last bench student: Sir ithukku
Rate cutter poda mudiyatha…

Principal: Write ur father name in English.
Student: Temple steps water king.
Principal: are you joking
Student: No sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
.
.
.
.
Student: Yes sir!.
.
.
Principal: What’s that book name?
.
.
.
Student: Its facebook…

Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence

student: WOW..!!

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.

Oru phone kooda pannala

Oru SMS kooda anuppala

Oru email kooda varala

Enakka ennavo bayama irukku,

Nee thiruppiyum

maadu meikka poittiyaa’nnu!!!

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to
1st time 100 Rs,
2nd time 200 fine hoga.
MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Oru phone kooda pannala
Oru SMS kooda anuppala
Oru email kooda varala
Enakka ennavo bayama irukku,
Nee thirippiyum
maadu meikka poittiyaa’nnu!!!

Pricipal: Eanda late?

Student: Bike puncture/repair sir,

Principal: Busla varrathu thane?

Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir…

Three girls were traveling in a boat.

All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.

Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn’t.

Why?

Because she was a good “KATTAI”..