Similar SMS

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Wife: !!!!!!!!!!

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi
potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Husband: Ennoda EPF panam Seekkiram
kidaikkum.

Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Wife : yenga unga frienduku parthirukira ponnu nalla illai nu
neengalavathu solla kudatha?

Husband: avan mattum enaku sonnana???..
Saavatum…

Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.

Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Wife: Ungala paarka doctor vandhu irukkaru.

Husband: Enakku juram adikkidhu,

yaarayum paarkka mudiyadhu endru sollu.

Husband: Calenderla enna paakata?

Wife: Palli Vilum palan,

Husband: Kudu naan pakkaren, Palli yentha idathla vilunthuchu,

Wife: Neenga Sapta Sambarla…

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card,
i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards…

Wife: Darling Naalaiku namma wedding Anniversary,
Idhuvara naan parkkadha place ku ennai koottikittu ponga.

HUSBAND: Vaa chellam Kitchen Ku pogalaam.