Tamil Punch SMS

Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.

PUNCH:kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..
Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.

Un kobam unnai nesippavargalai verukka vaikkum..!
Aanal un anbu unnai veruppavargalai nesikka vaikkum..!

Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai…..
kovappattu jaithaanum illai…..
so love others… smile always…..
Don’t hurt others heart.

Rawva kudichavanum…

Ra pagala padichavanum

nalla irundhadha

sarithirame illa!

By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Kanna 1 soldren kettukko:

Udampula sugar irunthalum danger.

Heart’la Figure irunthalum danger.

Time passku love panna “Pass Mark”

but

Seriousa Love panna “Tasmark”

Kanna!

Onnu soldren nalla keattukka!

Udampula ‘sugarum’ manasula ‘figarum’ irukkaravan

ennaikkum nalla thungunatha sarithirame illai.

Valkai Onnum “MP3 Player illa.
Namakku
Pidicha Paattai Pottu Kekurathuku.

Adhu “FM Radio” Mathiri!
Vara Paattai Naamadhan
Rasika Palagikkanum…

Odambula ethanai cell irunthalum

athula simcard podamudiyadhu..

Top up pottu message
anupum nanbanai nambu,

Make up pottu mokkai
podum pennai nambathe!!

Kovil maniyai namma adichcha saththam varum…

Aana kovil mani nammala adichcha raththam thaan varum.

Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum

Aana

Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma…

Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum…

Aana

Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum…

Alagana pennai anbaga parpathu kadhal illai

Anbana pennai alagaga parpathuthan kadhal…

Chennai silks ownara irundhalum,

saravana stores ownara irunthalum

avangaluku pirakura kuzhandai

dress illama than porakum…

Love panravanga mugam prakasama irukkum

but love pannathavanga valkhaiye prakasama irukkum…

Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu,

‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu,

Appo

‘Brain wash’ nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….

Aana…

Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?

Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Meen pidikiravana
meenavan-nnu sollalam.

Naai pidikiravana
naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma

Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.

Lachiyam Illadha Vazhkkai
Mul Illatha Gadikaram Pondrathu…
Athu, Nindraalum Payan Illai..
Odinaalum Payan Illai..
So, Fix a Target In Ur Life…

Thanni adikka pora aambalayum,
thanni pudika pora pombalayum,
sanda podama
veedu vandhatha sarithirame illa…
Eppudi!!

Top-up pottu phone
pannum Nanbanai
Nambu…
Make-up pottu missed
call kodukum pennai
Nambaathae..!